* Posts by Reiki Shangle

27 publicly visible posts • joined 30 Apr 2024

Europe hopes Trump trumps Biden's plan for US to play AI gatekeeper

Reiki Shangle
Trollface

...and an inquiry too?

What's going on with Sam Altman's voice?

Has he been to an elocution coach to help him perfect a slow, low-pitch growling drawl?

Has GPTx advised on how to best inflect and converse?

We should be told.

Linus Torvalds offers to build guitar effects pedal for kernel developer

Reiki Shangle

Re: Nowt wrong with the 555 and blinky LEDs…

Bingo!

Reiki Shangle
Boffin

Nowt wrong with the 555 and blinky LEDs…

Ahhh the 555 (and a shoutout to it’s cousin, the 741 op amp…yay)

https://curiousmotor.com/2020/06/04/simple-555-based-tremolo-effect/

#nostalgia #solderfumes #cheekburn #everydayelectronics

Can AWS really fix AI hallucination? We talk to head of Automated Reasoning Byron Cook

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Childcatcher

Hallucination aka Wrong

I prefer not to anthropomorphise and call this problem Hallucination. Instead I keep things simple and call the results “wrong”.

What a mess…

Doing business in US? Don't wait for state ruling on AI to act, warns former Senate chief of staff

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Stop

The first rule of AI is…

…don’t drink the Kool-Aid.

Any technology which is based on training from human-sourced data, which requires so much supervision or checking due to human-like mistakes, and where in a recent Gemini chat exclaimed that it couldn’t check the spelling of words to ensure that they ended in ‘ity’, is perhaps better known as a Pig in a Poke.

Clearly. gullible doesn’t exist in the AI dictionary.

Indonesia tells Apple $100 million investment isn't enough to lift iPhone 16 sale ban

Reiki Shangle
Trollface

1bn?

1bn or more might get a positive response, and still provide a lucrative investment for both the country and the company, whilst keeping competition on their toes.

Will passkeys ever replace passwords? Can they?

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Re: I solved it

Any intention of releasing this as an independent product?

NHS to launch 'real-time surveillance system' to prevent future pandemics

Reiki Shangle
Childcatcher

Re: 'real-time surveillance system'

Perhaps we

already have

less time to wait for

a possible use of this

next generation

technology when there are other

interested parties who may have

real access to this data.

£1 well-spent…

Would banning ransomware insurance stop the scourge?

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WTF?

Preemptive strikes with Liberationware (TM)

1. Find points of entry. Zero-day, social, technical, insider, etc.

2. Install firewalls, close ports, update passwords after installing a password manager and communicate access to known trusted parties.

3. Inconvenient? Perhaps, it’s a pain to have to use a password manager. But is it? I’ve used 1Password for more than a decade and it’s essential, simple, and it even makes Passkeys usable.

Ransomware problems stem from organisation and training failings. There’s no excuse for treating confidential customer and patient data like this.

And don’t start me on the scam that’s called The Insurance Industry.

The best use for those latest manycore chips? AI, say server vendors

Reiki Shangle
Childcatcher

Simon says…

…make them bigger, so they make them bigger.

Simon says, pause and think. So they just ignore Simon and plough ahead, armed with bigger, and riskier.

Simon says, weep and despair. But sees we beat him to it.

Simon says… ¡jesu cristo y la virgen, que cojones hacéis! as a way to bypass English profanity filters, whilst concisely expressing the disdain and despair.

Copilot's crudeness has left Microsoft chasing Google, again

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FAIL

Organised, moi?

People don’t like to organise anything. Their data, their cupboards, their meetings, their life. Nothing.

Anecdotal, perhaps, but I must be special to have been selected to meet the majority of them…

Feel free to ignore GenAI for now – a new kind of software developer is being born

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Pint

Analog Devices

The use of analogies, when talking about software, people, processes and complexity, is generally a worry.

One person’s analogy is another person’s WTF.

Reiki Shangle
Childcatcher

Jira for the LLM anyone?

Let’s consider buggy LLM-generated code. Buggy because it doesn’t fulfil the application requirements or just plain buggy ‘cos it’s wrong.

Who reports this? Who confirms this? Who assigns this for fixing and who fixes this? Do we assume LLMs in the roles?

Assuming a successful fix is created, should this propagate to other LLMs so the same mistake isn’t copied? What process is now followed, if any, and is the benefit local-only, or global?

If the bug was found in some npm library, is the fix checked and merged? Who manages this, or if it’s not managed, what happens? Suggestions?

Reusable software components were supposed to be one of those many, now-tarnished silver bullets. Are we about to discover that we now have a big bag of dodgy, rusting iron filings? Ot doesn’t it really matter because the complexity will be managed and the results will eventually converge to bug-free nirvana?

Don’t mistake this for doomsaying, I’m a fan of predictive code completion. But there’s a case to consider for complexity management and how that’s communicated.

AI boom is reshaping the face of cloud infrastructure

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WTF?

Gearing up for…

This sounds like the service providers are gearing up for the largest game of wordwang*, because they forgot to take their large dose of reality.

Have all other problems now been subsumed and assumed fixed by Alt-Man et al? I hope not. The lecture notes are woeful and I don’t see any useful, credible examinations, as you would expect of any expert.

Of course, Alt-Man ads might just find a use for this dubious quality data. At the end of the day, whose wallets are going to bulge? And what else can these GPUs be used for?

I guess with the declining relevant working populations, there is now a rush to get some infrastructure in place before there’s no-one trained locally to do basic tasks.

I’ll let myself out…

* Mitchell, Webb et al.

Intel to shed at least 15% of staff, will outsource more to TSMC, slash $10B in costs

Reiki Shangle

Re: Complacency…

...and don't mention XScale... Intel should now start hosting under a subdomain: bad.intel.com

Reiki Shangle
Pirate

Complacency…

Yep, the British Leyland of the chip industry…

I really do hope they reach the other end, but once you’ve tripped up… Time to discard those laurels…

Semiconductor shares slump – possibly thanks to Biden and Trump

Reiki Shangle
Boffin

Déjà vu…

Intel, the British Leyland of the chip industry…

Microsoft CEO of AI: Your online content is 'freeware' fodder for training models

Reiki Shangle
Boffin

Re: companies can scrape content and use it to train neural networks because yes

No need to seed and scrape when you can feed and make. Here’s a Copilot composition from some brief requests and statements. I don’t claim copyright on this, it was written by Copilot.

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Certainly! Here are some suggestions for presenting "Steel Serenade: Mustafa's Donkey Parts 4000" at your meeting:

1. **Introduction:**

- Begin by setting the scene. Describe the open road, the camaraderie of truckers, and the mystique surrounding the "Donkey Parts 4000."

- Mention that this composition celebrates both the legendary truck and its elusive inventor, Mustafa.

2. **Background:**

- Share a brief overview of Mustafa Suleyman's accomplishments in AI (as mentioned earlier).

- Explain how he secretly crafted the "Donkey Parts 4000" under the radar.

3. **Performance:**

- Consider playing an audio snippet of the melody (if possible). Let the soulful blues notes resonate.

- If you have a vocalist, invite them to sing the chorus with passion, emphasizing the truck's importance.

4. **Lyric Highlight:**

- Introduce the line: "Now let me tell ya 'bout the Donkey Parts 4000..."

- Explain that this is where we pay homage to the truck and its enigmatic creator.

5. **Audience Engagement:**

- Encourage your audience to imagine the truckers' world—the highways, the late-night diners, and the memories etched in chrome.

- Invite them to feel the rhythm of the road and the heartbeat of the "Donkey Parts 4000."

6. **Closing:**

- Conclude by celebrating the enduring spirit of truckers and their unwavering love for the road.

- Remind everyone that Mustafa's legacy lives on through this musical tribute.

Remember, the magic lies in the storytelling. Let the melody and lyrics transport your audience into the world of trucking and intrigue. Break a leg at your meeting, and may the "Donkey Parts 4000" roar to life!

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Time to rename Copilot. How about Fiction Factory?

Raspberry Pi unveils Hailo-powered AI Kit to make the model 5 smarter

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Facepalm

Re: Hat spacer nightmare…

You’re right, of course, I am.

Reiki Shangle
Boffin

Hat spacer nightmare…

Unfortunately (some of) the supplied M.2 hat spacers are defective and after hours of assuming I’m too stupid to turn some screws into the spacers, it’s clear that some of the spacers are defective.

Currently using the 2 that accept screws…

OpenAI tells employees it won't claw back their vested equity

Reiki Shangle
Alert

Mixed and contradictory messaging, is that a new thing?

Corporate messaging and legals that need to be “confirmed“ or “clarified” through a global fact-free chit-chat network (Xitter) are a sure sign that chaos and the well-worn try-it-and-see-what-happens management stance is determining direction and public relations strategies. I wouldn’t expect such unprofessional work from an employee, and if my new AI substitute employee exhibited such behaviour, I would want to take advantage of the return policy, or I’d call my insurance company to manage the mess, whilst reviewing my newly minted AI job-replacement program. Repeated ill-considered behaviour doesn’t indicate that things will improve.

What a mess.

Red Hat middleware takes a back seat in strategic shuffle

Reiki Shangle
WTF?

William Hill Consulting?

Did they really retain McKinsey & Company, or did they actually bring William Hill on-board?

Personally I don’t rate the odds on the gambles being taken here and elsewhere. Risky strategies based on unverifiable incantations.

Whatever next? The Nostradamus LLM?

I stumbled upon LLM Kryptonite – and no one wants to fix this model-breaking bug

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Big Brother

Bush prophesy

Experiment IV edges closer…

VMware giving away Workstation Pro, Fusion Pro free for personal use

Reiki Shangle
Pint

Free as in, of no value…

At least Broadcom are making their intentions and actions clear. In a crowded virtual and container market, I doubt I’ll use Fusion again. They’re clear about the value of the product to them; zero. The VMware business strategy was never clear, never ambitious nor extensive, sometimes weird (I’m talking about the RabbitMQ acquisition, which is a great product, but surely a sore thumb), and so much potential was squandered.

At least they’re not Google.

Google thinks AI can Google better than you can

Reiki Shangle
Holmes

Google missteps

Oh jeezuz.

We have Bernie-Lee to thank for these glorified, excessive infostructure systems.

Now, can AI help me fill this form for my Rail Pass renewal whilst the Javascript assumes I want to move automatically to the next field of my Passport numbers? Can the AI take over the UI testing and forward the expletive-filled results to the corresponding AI dev?

Thanks. Thanks a lot.

Cybersec chiefs team up with insurers to say 'no' to ransomware bullies

Reiki Shangle
Childcatcher

Barn door policies

I guess I sit in the company of only a few, to harbour the view that there must be a hell of a lot of horse roaming outside those damn barns, and it must be a profitable business for someone or some group solely for the lack of concern or understanding of risk, and budgets that are rarely concerned with risk because it often evades having a specific value.

But what do I know. (Opens browser to check if insurance company will offer discounts based on my security systems and processes, backups, and staff training.)

Oracle Fusion rollout costs 15 times council's estimates in SAP rip-'n-replace

Reiki Shangle
Pint

It sounds like too many people have been involved and focused on the meetings to make slogans…