* Posts by Dostoevsky

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Technical issue briefly grounds American Airlines flights across US

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Re: Driving home for Christmas

LOL. Just watched that one last night!

BOFH: Printer's festive bips herald a merry mystery for the Boss's budget

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It happens occasionally, but it's not prevalent. People are far more likely to fall for phishing attempts than get charged by hardware that's been tampered with.

I mean, if you were a criminal, which would be easier for you?

US reportedly mulls TP-Link router ban over national security risk

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Blondie Reference Appreciated

I mean, not their best song, but still pretty great!

Boffins trick AI model into giving up its secrets

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LOL

This is as impressive an achievement as stealing a bunch of pulpy '70s romance novels from a dumpster.

No value whatsoever.

Ingenuity helicopter's flying days cut short by featureless Martian terrain

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Have one, Ingenuity! —>

Good work, little friend!

systemd begrudgingly drops a safety net while a challenger appears, GNU Shepherd 1.0

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Re: 42% less unix philosophy

Just warming my hands with this bonfire you started...

Aliens, spy balloons, or drones? SUV-sized mystery objects spotted in US skies

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Re: If they flew over Texas, Louisiana, or Florida

Crowd-sourcing air defense!

Facing sale or ban, TikTok tossed under national security bus by appeals court

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No one else has companies providing the services America's do? I mean, where's the German Microsoft, or the French IBM?

Who had Pat Gelsinger retires from Intel on their bingo card?

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> Intel processors are just not very fast.

And that's a load of hooey. My ultrabook's Intel chip is faster (higher clock speed by half a GHz) than my friend's M3 Max. It has more cores, too. The only thing it doesn't compete on is power consumption, but oh well. Once Linux is fully ported to the ARM notebooks Apple makes, they might even be usable!

Sweeping generalizations generally don't add anything to the argument.

Microsoft preps big guns to shift Copilot software and PCs

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Uh-huh...

> ...Windows 11 devices, because they would like to be more secure and more productive and more efficient.

If you want those things you install Linux.

SpaceX hits 400 launches of Falcon 9 rocket

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Male bovine excrement.

> ...it's difficult not to connect the company's breathtaking launch pace and acceleration with the emergence of some quality issues...

A 0.495% (99.505% success) chance of loss of cargo is phenomenal—Soyuz has launched 1800 times, and has a ~5% chance of failure. The recent incidents aren't quality issues. Space is hard. The fact that SpaceX's teams have achieved this reliability is a testament to their gold-standard quality control practices.

Australia passes law to keep under-16s off social media – good luck with that, mate

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Re: No social media for kids

*Texan googles "Australian government opposition leader*...

My word, he DOES look like Voldemort!

Abstract, theoretical computing qualifications are turning teens off

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Computers are hard.

The people dropping out were only interested because of money or video games anyway—soooo sad to see them go.

Kill Oracle's 'JavaScript' trademark, Deno asks USPTO

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Re: Alternative solution

I didn't think it was possible to hate a comment this much.

Andrew Tate's site ransacked, subscriber data stolen

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His are so small they'd be easy to miss.

AI hiring bias? Men with Anglo-Saxon names score lower in tech interviews

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It's a thing.

Mathematics and compsci students at my university (Texas, USA) have a requirement and an option, respectively, of writing an undergraduate thesis on some topic of mutual interest to them and the advisor. Undergraduate research is also a requirement for honors—seniors from all disciplines but nursing would do that in their last two semesters.

Framework laptops get modular makeover with RISC-V main board

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> No sane person could claim that currently shipping RISC-V is as fast as currently-shipping Arm. It's just not even close.

And why should it be? There's no reason to tape out multi-GHz 32-core RISC-V CPUs. Who would buy them? It'll take years for the adoption to happen.

The point is that some company *could* do it if they wanted—ARM isn't somehow inherently faster than RISC-V. That's like claiming one API definition is faster than another. Definitions don't have a speed. Implementations do.

LLNL looks to make HPC a little cloudier with Oxide's rackscale compute platform

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Oh yeah!

I just listened to the first half of Mathias Endler's podcast with Steve Klabnik—absolutely amazing work they're doing at Oxide.

https://corrode.dev/podcast/s03e03-oxide/

Here's how a Trump presidency could change the tech industry

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Re: "regime"

Oldest continuously-functioning representative government on the planet, unless you actually count the UK since its last civil war and the Interregnum. You're pretty bad at history!

Some examples: the Fifth French Republic was established in 1958. Most other European countries' governments are in the same boat. Germany was reunified in 1990. The Netherlands changed hands like a hot potato, and Spain was effectively fascist until the 70s. Poland was communist, Eastern Europe was under the USSR's thumb, and Italy couldn't make up its mind on whether it was Maoist, Socialist, Neofascist, or sane.

Any long-lived national government I'm missing? No? Didn't think so.

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Re: "regime"

It's the second-oldest continuously-sitting government on Earth (after GB's) and the oldest republic.

My favorite period in history is the Cinquecento, BTW. We also happen to have the finest technical and liberal-arts universities in the world, so you really can't make fun of the United States on that front. It's modern Europeans that are ignorant of history—that's why they keep repeating it.

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"regime"

...is not a word used to describe the world's oldest liberal democracy. It's an insult. "Administration" is a much better choice in context.

Photoshop FOSS alternative GNU Image Manipulation Program 3.0 nearly here

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Re: There's still no good alternative to PaintShop Pro...

Eventually, this may be it: https://graphite.rs/

Rust haters, unite! Fil-C aims to Make C Great Again

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Re: Yolo-C/C++

> ...no need to lose sleep about writing operating systems in it.

I'm certainly not losing any! That's just where the most C is used. Atomics everywhere is not a path to a good operating system, though I suspect it wouldn't hurt Windows' performance much (worse). Good points!

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Yolo-C/C++

This was a great article; I didn't realize El Reg was running a funnies section now. Particularly liked this. ^^^

Some more memorable jokes from the repo:

> "Fil-C uses a pointer representation that is a 16-byte atomic tuple..."

Yeah, because we can write operating systems using atomics everywhere. Totally no overhead involved.

> "All allocations are garbage collected using FUGC (Fil's Unbelievable Garbage Collector)."

What!? JavaOS hasn't died yet? Look, if you need a GC'ed memory-safe language, it's called Go. Way better concurrency and everything. Just don't try to use either in embedded systems or mission-critical stuff like flight control software.

> "There's no unsafe keyword."

No, because you've just recreated Java with C syntax. Try compiling the Linux kernel with this; LMK how far you get.

To kill memory safety bugs in C code, try the TrapC fork

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Re: Variable Names : Case Sensitivity

Yay PostScript!

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It's a TRAAAAAP!

This quote...

> And this is a big difference from Rust where you have the unsafe keyword saying, 'Well, you know, I give up, I'm not going to be safe here.'

...shows exactly how poorly this guy understands Rust.

Clues to Windows Intelligence found in Windows 11 builds

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Re: Windows Intelligence

Well, their QA team. But besides that, nah.

Microsoft still not said anything about unexpected Windows Server 2025 installs

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Re: Ransomware

Old data, but there's new spyware installed.

SpaceX plans next Starship flight just days from now

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Re: FAA to be rejigged?

It used to be much longer, but back then, we had to coordinate elections across half a continent by snail mail and courier.

Ongoing typosquatting campaign impersonates hundreds of popular npm packages

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Hmm.

Normally I'd ask how someone could make such an egregious typo, but I've seen today's CS students typing. It's not pretty.

Microsoft has reached $1M giveaway levels of desperation to attract users to Bing

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Well, that was brutal!

"Hello? Police? I'd like to report a murder..."

If Trump gets elected, get your tech buying done asap

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Wow.

I didn't know I was reading a economics news site. El Reg has picked up some new skills, obviously.

Cloud repatriation officially a trend... for specific workloads

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S.E.C.

"Somebody Else's Computer" is usually not the best place for "One's Own Data."

Skyscraper-high sewage plume erupts in Moscow

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Re: Confirmed.

Hehe. I remember a video of some five-year-old giggling uncontrollably at Putin's name—he had a little electronic globe that announced facts about the country you selected, and one was the head of state.

I don't know about the commie states in the Union, but we're doing fine here in Texas. Eighth-largest economy in the world, and all. Wouldn't say the same for Houston, though. Those guys are commies, too.

Also, the White House is currently full of sh*t, and the election won't change that, no matter who wins.

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Confirmed.

This was the main high-pressure sewage line from the Duma. The amount of BS temporarily exceeded the max BS throughput, and the excess had to be routed through Pravda's headquarters.

Apple quietly admits 8GB isn't enough in 2024, M4 iMac to ship with 16GB as standard

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Re: And what about our friend Linux.

WTF is a PC? Apple's computers are personal computers too, aren't they? PC is not an operating system, or architecture, or type of device.

China again claims Volt Typhoon cyber-attack crew was invented by the US to discredit it

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Re: "...eagerly awaits the nest installment..."

Wow, I did not see that one coming! Have one; you earned it, sir! —>

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"...eagerly awaits the nest installment..."

LOL. Tune in to CCPN (Communist Chinese Propaganda Network) for the next episode of W̶h̶i̶n̶e̶y̶ Winnie the Pooh, featuring Xi Jinping and Kim Jong, too!

FBI created a cryptocurrency so it could watch it being abused

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Re: Idiot.

Term limits for Congress now!

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Idiot.

We deliberately do not have a fast-moving government. If the government were to suddenly become efficient, with a fixed direction and policy, we'd be toast.

As it is, the government's response time is considerably longer than that of the press and public opinion. I pray it stays that way.

Ubuntu turns 20: 'Oracular Oriole' shows this old bird's still got plenty of flight

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Re: "the formidably hard-to-install Debian"

I'm filing the serial numbers off this one!

BOFH: Boss's quest for AI-generated program ends where it should've begun

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Or use LaTeX and R.

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Re: Hilarious

Also avoid breakfast cereal. That was a pain to wipe up after I sprayed the table with it.

National Public Data files for bankruptcy, admits 'hundreds of millions' potentially affected

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And the name of the CISO...

...is Mr. Ho Lee Fuk.

Linus Torvalds declares war on the passive voice

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Re: He's right, of course

It appears my idea was stolen by you.

AI’s energy appetite too big for Texas grid, regulators warn

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Re: Good

Nah, we don't want your Californian tech bros. Or anyone from California, for that matter! Y'all can solve your own problems over there.

Scientists demonstrate X-rays as a way to zap asteroids out of Earth's path

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As always...

...the answer is *moar nukes!* See this Cold War-era program: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casaba-Howitzer

Microsoft on a roll for terrible rebranding with Windows App

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Re: Is my understanding correct?

ROFLMAO

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I mean, at least they finally settled on a consistent UI design vocabulary.

Oh, wait...

SiFive expands from RISC-V cores for AI chips to designing its own full-fat accelerator

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Re: But wait ... there's more!

I'd never heard of "Propeller" before. That was a neat read; thanks! I like the idea of automatic parallelization, and this sounds like an interesting way to go about it.

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