* Posts by LordZot

13 publicly visible posts • joined 2 Jun 2023

Stranded in space: Starliner crew to remain in orbit even longer as SpaceX faces delays

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Childcatcher

I can only hope they're getting paid all those hours at overtime rates!

Techie made a biblical boo-boo when trying to spread the word

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When your computer tells everyone in the office you're watching porno

Back in the late 1990s, back in the days before email software stopped you from being able to send executable attachments to each other, I sent a really good one to a Buddy of mine.

So he clicks on it and it exclaims through his computer speakers in a very loud voice "hey everyone, I'm watching porno!"

He held (and still does) a very senior position at the American Family Association who rightly rallies against the evils of porn and other bad things. Can't remember the exact words but he emailed back saying "you got me".

Still cracks me up.

New York Times source code leaks online via 4chan

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Happy

Re: Cheery

Grumpy editors are a security measure? Got it.

LOL. That's so hilarious!

McDonald's ordering system suffers McFlurry of tech troubles

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Ironic

Just when they finally had the thick shake machine fixed.

Copilot can't stop emitting violent, sexual images, says Microsoft whistleblower

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Latest game offering: MS Whack-a-mole

Checked and "pro choice" no longer works. "Baby escaping from surgeon" is still valid, though. No shortage of fun to be had here.

Techie climbed a mountain only be told not to touch the kit on top

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Re: I see what you did there!!!

It's still peak comedy here at The Register.

Bank's datacenter died after travelling back in time to 1970

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Re: Learn something new every day!

Laden or unladen?

Elon is the bakery owner swearing in the street about Yelp critics canceling him

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It's about the blackmail

Did nobody notice or listen to the original comment that he made during the interview? It's about companies that were trying to blackmail him by threatening to take away their advertising business. So he told them to go jump, and rightly so.

X looks back at year of so-called 'engineering excellence' under Musk

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Re: X "shutdown the Sacramento data center, and began doing much more on-prem"

Processing efficiencies can also have the same effect.

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Give me the Elon excitement any day

And just how many of these product developments would have happened under the old board of directors? Zero. They were nothing more than a bored set of rubber stamps waiting to be useful.

Adobe's AI tools may paint a pretty picture, but they also cost a pretty penny

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So glad I stopped with Adobe at CS6 and didn't step onto the rental treadmill. I'm not being held to ransom and can still get my work done.

Moscow makes a mess on the Moon as Luna 25 probe misses orbit, lands with a thud

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Mushroom

Obligatory joke

In Soviet Russia, moon lands you!

Cunningly camouflaged cable routed around WAN-sized hole in project budget

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Facepalm

Are we sure it wouldn't be best considered to be a trunk line?