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Reply to post: Re: Wow

Microsoft offers to PAY YOU to trade in your old computer for a Windows 10 device

Sunday 18th October 2015 10:31 GMT PNGuinn

Re: Wow

Well, killing apple users with laughter and derision will at least remove you from the market place and skew the stats a bit.

Desperate mesures, as they say.

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