Stunned commuter finds more secret papers on train

Is this a side-effect of greater use of public transport?

both left on trains? Would this have been an issue if the civil servants had driven their high poluting 4x4 to work on Wednesday and left the paper work on the backseat instead?

The more people use buses and trains the more stuff is going to get left behind on them and not just secrets, maybe the odd violin too.

I'm sticking with my car for the moment, if I have to use public transport I just get paranoided I've left something on it.

I don't normally endorse conspiracy theories...

... but I am beginning to wonder if these latest cock-ups are more than just coincidences.

I'm all for "Open Government"........

But does anyone else get the feeling this is taking it a little too far?

Hmm...

So lacking any serious criminal masterminds they set about leaving what are basically (how to) documents on the very public transport systems that are considered the prime targets detailing how to smuggle arms and money and exploit weaknesses in the HO systems, HMMMMMM....but then again I've long ago learnt not to assume malice when simple stupidity will suffice, which lets face it...it does in spades.

Why???

First question is why are they still talking about lesons will be learnt from this?

Second question is why is the people responsible for these papers not fired, forget suspension or ability to resign, give them the boot?

Third question is why are the people finding these papers turning them into newpapers immediately, I would scan the entire lot and then post them on Wikileaks first before they ever get turned over. If this was done then maybe those idiots in Whitehall would be a bit more cautios with supposedly secret papers.

Sack Jacquie Smith

Apart from being a thoroughly horrible woman, her bending over backwards to take away our civiil liberties are more than enough reason.

Running a department that is that bad, should be enough.

What next, our nuclear launch codes in a mini bus after a drunken night out on expenses??

I suppose...

... that is one way to get more openess and honesty from this government; just get civil servants to make dead drops on trains out of Waterloo to any media hacks in the area.

public class GlassHouse

"Our first duty is the protection of national security. We fail in our duty if we do not take preventive measures. I say in sorrow rather than anger that it is no use having opposition for opposition's sake. We must take no risks with security."

Gordon Brown, PMQ's 11 June 2008

Tw*t-o-tron alert!

"Sadly, with this government’s record..."

It seems the tw*t-o-tron is taking over the El Reg site: it's editing stories now as well

(I appreciate sarcasm & cynical comments as much as the next person, but vacuous political editorialising isn't going to get you anywhere)

Why hand them into the media?

Good question.. And the good answer is that if they were handed into the police station, then nothing would ever be heard of the incident beyond a civil servant being told to be more careful next time.

In their position, the police would be the last people I'd even consider. Partly because I wouldn't want to miss the chance to embarrass the government, but partly because I don't particularly fancy the risk of being the first to try out the new detention powers.

The HMRC data loss dribbled out over some time, and the level of security was found to be laughable. Entire records instead of anonymous samples which were asked for, everyone having root access, the prohibition on doing such things being in a procedure manual that the person who did the copying and posting was not cleared to see. Not to mention the DWP, military records, and heaven knows what else has been lost or swiped by these twerps.

The really interesting question is... How many top secret documents have been handed into the police and not reported on?

Carlton Browne is alive and well and still working for the civil service.

Paris.. because even she is overqualified for such things.

Missed

mmm..... maybe this is some kind of campaign of mis-information. I find it hard to believe that anyone, in gainful employment, is so absent minded as to leave such sensitive documents lying at their arse. But then again you still get folks filling their cars up with the wrong fuel.

Eyesight

A comment above:

"The more people use buses and trains the more stuff is going to get left behind on them and not just secrets, maybe the odd violin too"

Now why did my eyes merge those last two words into 'vindaloo'

It would have been equally true, people will be leaving second hand vindaloos on buses and trains I'm sure (not that I ever use either, they're for the common peasants who can't afford to helicopter everywhere)

@Mike Smith

Did it ever occur to anyone that if the government wanted to get certain information in to public light without having to make any formal announcement or authenticate the information, that this would be the perfect way?

Not so much a conspiracy theory, but that certain people in the government wanted this to happen in the first place?

Irony

There has been a huge crackdown on removable media in Govt after the HRMC and other such scandals. The Irony is that it is now much harder to take something away on a USB stick that you can encrypt, but you can still print it out (and lose it)!

Classic case of not using technolgoy to solve a problem (due to lack of skills)

@Mike Smith

I'm reluctantly coming to a similar conclusion. The number and timing of these "accidents" seem to be more than just coincidental.

I also agree that the people to hand these documents to are the police, not a bunch of hacks.

re: Something I don;t get

You have answered your own question "or soundly beaten to get a confession of where I stole it from".

Besides why should they have the opportunity to cover-up these cockups?

AC for obvious reasons!

Yes, Minister

I've just remembered a classic quote from Yes, Minister (or it might have been Yes, Prime Minister):

"I authorise disclosure, you leak and your subordinate is prosecuted under the Official Secrets Act."

One argument against it being a deliberate leak is that unless someone is publicly hung out to dry for this, it does nothing to enhance the government's reputation for security... my guess is basic cluelessness (which it probably is) or possibly an attempt to embarrass the government. The NO2ID crowd must be loving this.

But why should these dcouments even be taken home?

OK, it's easier to read on paper than on a screen. But they should never leave the office in that form. If they have to be sent home or to another department, they should be sent encrypted (on a disk or by mail or sftp).

It's hardly difficult.

I'd read it

And then probably put it on 4chan.

@sack Jacqui Smith

"... her bending over backwards to take away our civiil liberties are more than enough reason."

I was just about to eat my dinner! The thought of her bending over....

Ooohhhhhhhh!!!!

I think I need to go and have a wash - I have a cold clammy sensation creeping over me!

Now all we need is ...

to have the national ID database (when and if it becomes law in the UK) left on public transport.

Hey! If anyone is contemplating such an act, I hold the copyright on the idea so there! :)

But...

if you hand in one of these documents in to the local Police won't you be removed from society for the next month and a bit pending them snuffling through all your stuff for being in possession of all kinds of stuff you shouldn't of!

It's quite simple

It's Friday, it's the civil service, after 11am it's an empty office, now why would that be? Cut to 5pm Friday evening, cue the sozzled civil service leaving to go home on their Waterloo train, one quick nap later they're waking up almost missing their stop and they find themselves on the platform at the local station sans paperwork, ah well never mind eh?

I'd hand them...

... to WikiLeaks.

I don't want to benefit from exposing top secret documents lost by HM Govt, as that's grounds for a case against me.

I do, however, want to expose their weaknesses and help prevent repetitions of the same mistakes, if possible, and currently the only way is "name and shame."

Why taken on a train at all?

Why are any working documents taken out of the office? Why should anyone be allowed to work on official business outside their office unless under an official agreement to work from home, as part of their normal working day? Working outside normal times and place of work is usually a sign of inefficiency, bad planning or gross overwork suggesting that staffing is inadequate, badly managed or the staff themselves are inadequate.

If documents must go from one place to another and are too valuable for normal post or even internal post, then use a courier service with full traceability or even, catching up to the late 20th century, encrypted computer file transfer or encrypted email.

Seems to me that management, human resources and the idiot taking papers, CDs or whatever off site all need a stiff review. Who can not be aware of the possibility of car-breakins, house burglaries, accidents, simple theft or human error?

As for this mania for passing all and sundry to the media, as if every media employee was above suspicion: money- or attention- seeking is the only reason I can imagine, or am I just too aware of my responsibilities as well as my rights? The media! After all the lies, betrayal and distortions spread via that wonderful business in the name of money.

Police: a society gets the police force it deserves, or so they say; government too perhaps.

PJ Isserlis

"Working outside normal times and place of work is usually a sign of inefficiency, bad planning or gross overwork suggesting that staffing is inadequate, badly managed or the staff themselves are inadequate."

Yes, you've just surmised the civil service, except the overwork bit.

Something fishy

Ok, I remember from my military days that "Top Secret" documents are remarkably hard to leave lying around. In order to take the documents out of a secure establishment you have to sign them out and have suitable carrying cases for them (locked briefcases etc.). Then you can only do so if you have a suitable place to store them in at home (which means an approved safe - which is big, ugly and expensive).

Now, these rules are only any good if you enforce them, and generally (in my experience), enforcement tends to come from the top. If some civil servant goes to their boss and says, "I need to take top secret documents home, but the rules say I need a safe, and the budget won't run to that." The boss can say one of 2 things. The first is, do your work in the office you lazy overpaid idiot; or, take them home anyway, nothing will happen. Who's betting on which option then?

Fraud, counterfraud

Maybe this is released to divert attention from HMRC admitting to the Public Accounts Committee last week that the "money laundering" regulations' principal aim is revenue protection, but that they haven't actually been very effective at that.

@ P. J. Isserlis; plus bonus comment, "What happened to ministerial responsibility?"

"Why are any working documents taken out of the office?"

The situation is very similar to Walmart and other US corporations that demand unpaid overtime from their employees. I can easily imagine that in Whitehall, the scramble up the ladder of success requires brown nosing in this form; those who do their job strictly at their desks between 9 am and 5 pm on weekdays only are labeled "not team players."

Bonus comment: why hasn't Jacqui Smith resigned? Isn't the buck supposed to stop on ministers' desks? If that twittette can take credit for Whitehall's successes (are there any?), why isn't she taking responsibility for Whitehall's cockups?

Answer: because NuLabour, being a completely ideological organization (or disorganization), considers that since their hearts are pure, the ends justifies the means. IOW, out with all the long-established customs of British government, out with the unwritten constitution, and out with civil liberties: the ideology must prevail no matter what the price. A thoroughly Bolshevik attitude, but we already knew that's how they think.

Rock the boat

I suspect that the whitehall mandarins arrange for at least some of these accidents when it suits them. It embarrasses the government at a high and public level, and this gives them leverage. One could almost imagine threatening a government member with another lost folder of documents incident.

Fortuitous document misplacements have happened in the past - although I can't remember the details there was the case of a senior UK serviceman who took some documents for a walk and dropped them, and as luck would have it the person who found them was a reporter. The leak proved useful to the service, and although the officer received a small telling off, he was very recently given a very senior position.

The turmoil is misdirected

All the obvious stuff has been said, such as:

!.What sort of oik gives documents so clearly marked to the BBC or The Indie?

He or she should be burnt at the stake.

2. What sort of oik, given that he/she had legitimate access to this stuff and all the clearance processes and briefings that go with level of access. Have no doubts about how seriously this is/was/should be taken.

AS above.

BUT

This is a personal failure on the part of the individuals who appear to have broken the rules, their supervisors and management. All civil servants.

This is not a political failure any more than a bent copper breaking into someone's home is the Home Sec's responsibility.

And the final irony:

Some twerp on the BBC this morning described the loss of some secure papers by a young Royal Navy officer immediately prior to Maggie's Falklands Adventure, (then court marshalled) , as being similar.

The officer is now Admiral West. and "as any fule noes" there was more to this than meets the eye. Try Private Eye for details.

Oh, and another thing:

Everybody in the UK is subject to the Official Secrets Act.

As it was explained to me, "Just because you haven't signed a declaration about the Traffic Act or Theft Act doesn't make you immune to the law's provisions"

Why not prosecute the oiks who handed the papers to the media. The latest version of the Official Secrets Act does not allow the "public interest" defence, so it could cost them, given some balls from the Police/CPS in going after them

MP's don't worry soon you will have no secrets

Assuming the MP's let the illegal Phorm Webwise system trials to go ahead. Also bearing in mind they probably already send all the top secret documents via unencrypted email anyway! the Russian Phorm programmers will soon have all the secrets anyway via the webwise deep packet interception that will be installed in the BT exchanges.

Paris, because she loves a deep packet inspection.

It's simple...

Certain civil servants are at war either with their own departments, or with the government. They arrange to meet a reporter on the train and hand over certain secret documents in order to make the information public.

No information was "accidentally" left on a train. It was handed over deliberately.

Whether you like our Government or not (and I personally I don't) that's treason.

The government presumably trot out the 'lessons learned' shit because they would rather do anything than confront a civil service in revolt.

Just my take.

Motivation

The only reasons I could think of (whilst wearing my tin foil hat) for why civil servants would have been told to leave secret documents re Al-Q on the train, lose CD's in the post, leave laptops in places where they will be stolen or picked up are;

1) So that the public demand that more is done re data security so that the gubmint can then spend hundreds of billions of pounds more on a database containing all of everybodies data (an amalgamation of every known database) so they can watch all that and possibly get kickbacks and bonuses for doing so.

2) So that they can have responsibilities for looking after all those documents and data taken off them and given to private companies who we will pay - and who would be exempt from any legislation governing public authorities; of course skimming off the top (kickbacks and bonuses) to be thought of too.

3) Bush told them to, we are after all a colony of the USA when all is said and done (get used for rendition flights, our Prime Minister Mr Bean brown noses Bush and is his sock puppet).

When I took my tin foil hat off though, these thoughts were replaced by more patriotic thoughts of "we need more security, better databases, more money needs to be spent, I'll pay my taxes..."

Maybe it happens all the time?

It's well weird for sure.