Raven's Pie

Raven's Pie is the fourth song from Raven's Home: Remix. It represents Raven Baxter's bribing Coach Spitz to give Booker any role at all in "Spitz: The Musical.".

Lyrics[]

Raven: (Spoken) Hey, Coach Spitz, pie?

Spitz: Ooh, I love pie! Apple, peach, sweet potato!

Raven: I bet you do.

Raven: (Sung) Huh, keep looking at this pie, I bet you want a piece.

Oh! Give me one good reason why my baby ain't the lead!

Spitz: Okay. Yo baby can't act!

Raven: (Yelled) What?!

Spitz: He can't shoot, and he sure can't rap!

Raven: Well if you really want a slice, I'll bet you'll get past that!

Cause you ain't never had something so good, hot and fresh out of the oven! Honey, you ain't getting none!

I said hey! Testify! If you wanna piece of this pie!

I said hey! You better make it right! If you wanna piece of this pie!

You better let my baby shine! Or, you get no Key Lime!

I said hey! Testify! If you wanna piece of this pie!

Raven: (Spoken) Now, if he's not the lead, what part can he play?

Spitz: Uhh, I could give you front row seats!

Raven: (Sung) No pie!

Spitz: How about something behind the scenes?

Raven: (Gasps) *No pie!*'

Spitz: Just a little piece?

Raven: (Laughs) No pie!

Spitz: Pretty, pretty please?

Raven: No pie!

Spitz: I've got it! He could play a tree!

Raven: (Spoken) Mmm, you don't want no pie!

You ain't never had something so good, hot and fresh out of the oven! Honey, you ain't getting none!

I said hey!

(Instrumental)

Raven: Sweet potato, cherry, lemon, apple strudel! Each one is delicious, each one is delicious, but there's nothing for you though!

I said hey! Testify! If you wanna piece of this pie!

I said hey! You better make it right! If you wanna piece of this pie!

You better let my baby shine! Or, you get no Key Lime!

I said hey! Testify! If you wanna piece of this pie!

Spitz: (Spoken) I got it! He could play Ref #1!

Raven: (Spoken) Any lines?

Spitz: He's got a whistle!

Raven: (Sung) No pie!

Raven: (Spoken) How many times does he blow it?

Spitz: It's for showing, not blowing.

Raven: (Sung) No pie!

Spitz: Alright, one! O-okay, two gut-wrenching whistles!

Raven: Now you get a piece, now you get a piece, now you get a piece of this pie! (Laughs)

v - e - d

Media
That's So Raven (videography/soundtrack) • "That's So Suite Life of Hannah Montana" • Cory in the House ("That's So in the House") • Raven's Home • Alice in the Palace

Characters

That's So Raven: Raven Baxter • Chelsea Grayson • Eddie Thomas • Cory Baxter • Tanya Baxter • Victor Baxter • Devon Carter • Señorita Rodriguez • Alana Rivera • Bianca • Muffy • Loca • Dr. Sleevemore • Vivian • William • Larry • Stanley • Cindy • Chloe Hunter • Sydney • Donna Cabonna • Tiffany • Amber • Ricky Rodriguez • Serena Valentine • Nicki Peterson • Andrea • Emmett • Jonathan Kwizzowski • Gabriel • Tendaji • Crystal • Boyz 'N Motion

Raven's Home: Nia Baxter-Carter • Booker Baxter-Carter • Levi Grayson • Tess O'Malley • Garrett Grayson • Principal Wentworth • Mr. Jablonski • Myrna Jablonski • Paisley • Shannon Reynolds • Coach Spitz • Brenda • Wally • Mitch • Dreamweaver Kema • Jimmy • Ivy Chen • Neil Flores • Alice Baxter
Crossover Characters: Zack Martin • Cody Martin • Mr. Moseby

Episodes

That's So Raven

Season One: "Mother Dearest" • "Party Animal" • "Test of Friendship" • "Wake Up Victor" • "A Fish Called Raven" • "Smell of Victory" • "Campaign in the Neck" • "Saving Psychic Raven" • "The Parties" • "Ye Olde Dating Game" • "Dissin' Cousins" • "Teach Your Children Well" • "Driven to Insanity" • "A Dog by Any Other Name" • "Saturday Afternoon Fever" • "A Fight at the Opera" • "Psychics Wanted" • "If I Only Had a Job" • "Escape Claus" • "Separation Anxiety" • "To See or Not to See"
Season Two: "Out of Control" • "Don't Have a Cow" • "Run, Raven, Run" • "Clothes Minded" • "Four's a Crowd" • "Hearts and Minds" • "Close Encounters of the Nerd Kind" • "That's So NOT Raven" • "Blue in the Face" • "Spa Day Afternoon" • "Leave it to Diva" • "There Goes the Bride" • "Radio Heads" • "A Goat's Tale" • "He's Got the Power" • "Skunk'd" • "The Dating Shame" • "The Road to Audition" • "The Lying Game" • "Numb and Number" • "My Big Fat Pizza Party" • "Shake, Rattle, and Rae"
Season Three: "Psychic Eye for the Sloppy Guy" • "Stark Raven Mad" • "Opportunity Shocks" • "Taken to the Cleaners" • "Five Finger Discount" • "Sweeps" • "Double Vision" • "Bend it Like Baxter" • "The Big Buzz" • "True Colors" • "Dog Day Aftergroom" • "Royal Treatment" • "Art Breaker" • "Boyz 'N Commotion" • "Gettin' Outta Dodge" • "On Top of Old Oakey" • "They Work Hard for His Honey" • "Mind Your Business" • "Hizzouse Party" • "Mismatch Maker" • "Chef-Man and Raven" • "When in Dome" • "Too Much Pressure" • "Extreme Cory" • "The Grill Next Door" • "Point of No Return" • "Country Cousins" • "Food for Thought" • "Mr. Perfect" • "Goin' Hollywood" • "Save the Last Dance" • "Cake Fear" • "Vision Impossible" • "The Four Aces"
Season Four: "Raven, Sydney and the Man" • "Pin Pals" • "Dues and Don'ts" • "Unhappy Medium" • "Adventures in Boss Sitting" • "Hook Up My Space" • "Driving Miss Lazy" • "Be Prepared" • "Juicer Consequences" • "Sister Act" • "Checkin' Out" • "Fur Better or Worse" • "Mad Hot Cotillion" • "When 6021 Met 4267" • "Soup to Nuts" • "Members Only" • "The Ice Girl Cometh" • "Rae of Sunshine" • "The Dress is Always Greener" • "Teacher's Pet" • "The Way We Were" • "Where There's Smoke"

Raven's Home
Season One: "Baxter's Back!" • "Big Trouble in Little Apartment" • "The Baxters Get Bounced" • "The Bearer of Dad News" • "You're Gonna Get It" • "Adventures in Mommy-Sitting" • "Dancing Tween" • "Vending the Rules" • "In-vision of Privacy" • "Fears of a Clown" • "The Baxtercism of Levi Grayson" • "Dream Moms" • "Vest in Show"
Season Two: "The Falcon and the Raven" • "Because" • "Cop To It" • "Weirder Things" • "The Missteps" • "All Sewn Up" • "Oh Father, Where Art Thou?" • "The Trouble with Levi" • "Head Over Wheels" • "The Most Interesting Mom in the World" • "Sleevemore Part One: Frozen" • "Sleevemore Part Two: Found" • "Sleevemore Part Three: Future" • "Raven's Home: Remix" • "Switch-or-Treat" • "Just Call Me Vic" • "New Dog, Old Trick" • "It's Your Party and I'll Spy If I Want To" • "Winners and Losers" • "Keepin' It Real"
Season Three: "Friend-Ship" • "Lost at Chel-Sea" • "Smoky Flow" • "Twister, Sister" • "Dress to Express" • "Diss Track" • "Disorder in the Court" • "School House Trap" • "Cali Dreams" • "Creepin' It Real" • "Girls Just Wanna Have Phones" • "Friday Night Tights" • "It's Not Easy Being Green" • "Crewed Up" • "Sorry to Father You" • "Bah Humbugged" • "The Foreign Identity" • "What About Your Friends?" • "Adolessons" • "Close Shave" • "Hoop Streams" • "Slammed" • "On Edge" • "The Story So-Fa" • "In-Shoe-encer" • "Level Up"
Season Four: "Raven About Bunk'd" • "Don't Trust the G in Apt 4B" • "Baking Bad" • "Big Little Surprise" • "Sharp Job-jects" • "How I Met Your Mentor" • "Mad About Yuletide" • "Wheel of Misfortune" • "Diff'rent Strikes" • "Fresh Off the Note" • "10 Things Debate About You" • "Plays of Our Lives" • "The Slumber Years" • "Bless This Tess" • "American Torah Story" • "Say Yes to the Protest" • "Saved by the Belle" • "So You Think You Can Drive"
Season Five: "The Wrong Victor" • "The Big Sammich" • "Escape From Pal-Catraz" • "A Streetcar Named Conspire" • "Clique Bait" • "21 Lunch Street" • "Retreat Yourself" • "New Kid on the Chopping Block" • "Mr. Petracelli's Revenge" • "Date Expectations" • "The Great Chill Grill Giveaway" • "Truth or Hair" • "Munch Ado About Lunching" • "To Halve & Halve Not" • "The Fierce Awakens" • "The Grand Booker-Pest Hotel" • "The Girl Who Cried Tasha" • "Tying the Astro-Knot" • "Keeping It 100" • "Stylin' & Profilin'" • "Big Burger, Small Fry" • "Raven and the Fashion Factory" • "A Day Without Baxters" • "Bridge Over Troubled Daughter" • "A Country Cousin Christmas"
Season Six: "European Rae-cation" • "Sold to the Highest Fibber" • "Blues Beard's Revenge" • "Tess Friends Forever" • "A.I., A.I., Oh… Snap!" • "Lizard Let Lie" • "Ain't That a Sidekick in the Head" • "What Had Happened Was…" • "Sneaks and Geeks" • "Reality Check" • "Working for the Weekend" • "Drop It Like It's Hot!" • "Raven's Clone" • "Cuda I Have This Dance?" • "You've Got Sale" • "Gown to the Wire" • "Whose Line is it Anyway?"

Locations
San Francisco • Baxter House • Bayside High School • Chill Grill • Chicago • Apartment Building • George Washington Carver Community School

Songs
That's So Raven • King of the Keys • Theater Queen • Alone In The Hallways • Eddie's Rap • Shine • Some Call It Magic • Raven's Home • I Want This • Tess Freestyles • Legendary • Raven's Pie • Face of a Movement • Turnip Juice • Eye to Eye • Replay The Moment