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'Immortal cancer' found in Australia

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Re: Sun it hot and grass is green...

"If any human cancers ever became contagious, we'd be screwed as a species."

Only screwed in as much as it would be a bad idea to go and rub open wounds up against other people's fungating tumours. The thought of that doesn't appeal to me, and I suspect it wouldn't to many others either.

It has been known for a while that this disease is a transmissable cancer; I believe this new research has found that it is a certain type of cancer, where the telomeres* do not shorten on cell division, thus meaning that the cell line can continue indefinitely.

*Note, telomere, not telemore or telomore, from the Greek telos, 'the end' and moros 'the part', literally 'the end part'

Bruce Willis didn't Buy Hard: His girls can't inherit his iTunes

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Re: Apple Schmapple

Nice ad-hom you've got going there.

Life may be about learning to do things, but software design should definitely be about makig things as easy and intuitive as possible. As a professional software developer, I am frequently appalled by how little these basic principles are followed by some companies.

iTunes is a prima facie example of poor software design; it is not designed to make things easy for the user, it is designed to make certain things hard, such as taking control of your own music collection. This is clearly intentional, and a business-driven decision. Apple can more than afford to employ some developers with a knowledge of user interface design, that iTunes is designed to work the way it does tells us as much about Apple as a company as we need to know, and, to me, is evidence enough that they should be avoided.

Cheer up, Samsung: Tokyo judge bins Apple's sync patent claim

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Re: please

Foxconn's headquarters are in Taiwan, their manufacturing is based in mainland China. Admittedly, the whole China/Taiwan thing is a bit of a political grey area. I believe Beijing still refer to it as the Taiwan Autonomous Prefecture and consider it to be part of China. I'd suspect it would still be extremely difficult for a company even as powerful as Apple to make a move for it.

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Re: please

If only it were that simple, but I believe the law in China still states that Chinese companies (i.e. Foxconn) must have the majority share (i.e. > 50%) owned by Chinese nationals. Whilst this means that Samsung wouldn;t be able to buy out Foxconn, it also means that Apple wouldn't. For green-washing purposes, I suspect neither company would wnat to either.

UK.gov's minimum booze price dream demolished

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Re: C2H5OH makes governments stupid

Writing it as C2H5OH distinguishes it from dimethyl ether (CH3-O-CH3), which shares the empirical formula of C2H6O, and is equally as unambiguous as, but shorter than CH3CH2OH.

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Mumble mumble Economics mumble mumble not a Science...

I know it's besides the point of the article, but I feel compelled to point out that Economics is not, and never will be, a science, but is instead, at best an art.

Whilst the statistics in question in this article probably do show that increasing the unit price of alcohol has no benefit, and I'm not going to argue the point, economic theories have been screwing us over for a while now, and debacles like the recession we are now in are largely caused by them. This sort of shit gives proper scientists a bad name, who are generally engaged in the acquisition of knowledge which benefits mankind, not the grubbing of money, which benefits only those who treat other people badly.

Curiosity preps for first Martian road trip

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Alien

More to the point

Is that a *joystick* on the rover there in the top-right of the image. Who, or what are they expecting to drive this thing?

Obvious icon is obvious...

D-Wave goes public with 81-qubit protein modeling

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Re: Wait - 81 qubits?!

I suspect they weren't simultaneously entangled with each other, which I believe was the case with the eight, so rather than giving the equivalent of 2^81 states (a BIG number), they give 2x81 states (not a BIG number), or something...

This is based on my limited understanding of quantum wiggly-jigglyness of course, so I stand to be corrected by someone who has read and understood the paper in question...

WikiLeaks' secrets weren't, says former MI5 chief

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Re: "TXT messages"?

Agreed, this is one of those neologisms that particularly grates, especially when capitalised like this for no discernable reason.

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Re: Logic and Actions of the US

Why the harsh treatment? Because whilst all eyes are on Bradley Manning, they are not on the failures of those above him in the chain of command, those who vetted him, those who allowed him access to this 'sensitive' information, those who did not put adequate protection in place to prevent its leaking, and those who allowed a bunch of not-particulalrly-sensitive information to be labelled as such in the first place.

Apple lawyer: 'I promise I am not smoking crack'

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Pirate

Re: Lucy who?

Possibly more caustic.

British boffin builds cool maser after argument with wife

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Alert

Fly on the wall

"Fuck this shit, I'm not going to stand here and argue with you. I'm going down to the basement to play with my death-ray!"

Samsung: 'You want $2.5bn? WRONG, Apple, you OWE us $420m!'

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If $519m is a small number...

...I'm in the wrong line of work...

Scientists find safer way to store hydrogen

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Re: Sodium borohydride?

Have a read on the MSDS* for this compound, and then tell me if you want a large amount of it, most likely in a fine powdered form, in your car:

http://www.sciencelab.com/msds.php?msdsId=9924969

*Material Safety Data Sheet

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Re: Why Hydrogen instead of methane? @ Peter Johnstone

Cows release methane not by farting, but from their mouths. It is produced by the bacteria in one of their stomachs. Kangaroos are not ruminants and therefore don't have the same structured digestive system. Plus kangaroo is tastier and lower in fat.

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Sodium borohydride?

As any fule with a chemistry degree kno... Sodium borohydride is far from a nice inert friendly compound.

If you think hydrogen "can under some circumstances react nastily with other substances at room temperature" you ain't seen nothing yet, borohydride is a corrosive reducing agent, it can react with organic matter, and under the right conditions, with water to release hydrogen (in addition to any hydrogen it might be being used to store). Significant technical obstacles would have to be overcome for its use a a 'safe' storage medium for H2 gas.

Assange's fate to be revealed at high noon

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@Grumpyjoe

One word: bollocks.

He isn't facing life imprisonment or death, he's facing a possible charge of statutory rape. Add to that the charge of jumping bail in the UK. He is responsible for his own image in the eyes of the world's media going from one of a possibly falsely accused innocent man to one of a bail-jumping fugitive deliberately trying to cause diplomatic tensions between the UK and Ecuador to suit his own personal goals of escaping justice.

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The police should just sit outside the Embassy playing the Sash track 'Ecuador' loudly and repeatedly until they give him up. I reckon it wouldn't take long...

Any sympathy I might have ad for Assange has long since evaporated. The claim that he might not get a fair trial in Sweden, in full view of the world's media is laughable, as is the claim that he might be extradited from there to the US, as indeed is the claim that he might be subject to the death penalty in the US. It's a whole string of ridiculous bollocks. Which, in itself, conjures an image...

Korean boffins discover secret to quick-charge batteries

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Re: Fast charging

'Huge and inefficient' is a slight exaggeration, when you can get small and cheap power inverters that plug into your car 12v lighter socket that do exactly this. Okay, the batteries in question almost certainly won't have a p.d. of 12v, but I fail to see how the principle differs.

Boffins create 100,000 DPI image

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An interesting question

Presumably, since the 'pixels' in the image are around the diffraction limit of visible light, any image of them at a higher resolution than 1 pixel per, errm pixel, would require imaging technology employing shorter wavelengths of light (e.g. x-rays) , or techniques such as electron microscopy. Personally, I think the electron micrographs might be quite interesting to look at.

NASA’s new lander CRASHES AND BURNS

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Re: http://eternian.wordpress.com

Can I have some of your antigavity? Theres a whole bunch of split gavity round here that needs cleaning up, and that stuff can stain.

Apple pounces on Samsung doc as proof of 'slavish copy' claims

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Re: Fundroid commentards are funny

"Samsung themselves show how and why they copied every inch of the iPhone"

And then added a few inches on, yes? And some extra buttons? And a big samsung splash screen?

What the document in question actually shows is that Samsung compared their phone to the iPhone and considered what improvements they could make to compete with the features of the iPhone. Like pretty mush any manufacturer of any product where they have a competitor in the market. Some of the icons on the Samsung phone might look a bit like some of the icons on the iPhone, but so what? Do you seriously beleive that the 'look and feel' of an icon is a sensible thing for the patent system to cover? If the icons were being copied verbatim, then Apple would have a case to say that Samsung are infringing their copyright, but they are not, and they don't.

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Wow

Two downvotes already. It seems there are people out there who think it is a good idea for people to go round patenting things that are trivial or have been done before.

That's not what the patent system is supposed to be for. It is supposed to be a framework for stimulating innovation, so that people can profit from things they have put a lot of work into without someone else ripping them off. I personally don't think an icon , or having the form-factor of a rounded rectangle should be covered by this. A circuit design of a microprocessor would be an example of something I think should be patentable. This whole Apple vs Samsung affair just demonstrates how lamentably awry the various global patent systems have gone.

HSBC brands EVERY Apple iPhone 'an insecure PC'

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@Jemma

"Historical side note, Israel, for the last 1880 years has been referred to as 'Zion'. To be classified as a 'Zionist' for the majority of that time means nothing more than 'Jewish person wanting to go back to the 'home'land that Cyrus nicked for them'"

I think the operative word in that quote, is majority. Words chage their meaning over time, and since the early 20th century, the implication of the word 'Zionist' is that of a Jewish conspiracy. Whilst accusing the Jews of various crimes was historically a favoured past-time amongst the Christian peoples, it has fallen out of favour somewhat in the last century or so, along with the use of the swastika as a symbol of peace.

Therefore, to write about 'zionism' these days implies that the author believes there is a worldwide Jewish conspiracy, beyond the legitimate interests of the modern state of Israel. The author has duly earned his (or her) tinfoil headwear as a result of this misapprehension.

France backs away from Hadopi

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@Sean Timarco Baggaley

I don't tihnk anoyone would argue that DVDs have to be localised for different markets. This, however, does not justify the region-locking that prevents a consumer in country A in region 1 from buying the DVD from country B in region 2 and playing it on their hardware in the original language.

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Reminds me of this

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/music_industry

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Re: RE: "Actually, given......" Yet more thumbs down?

"You've basically accused every single member of the clergy (of every religion that has a "clergy") of being, effectively a bunch of paedophiles."

Whilst I don't hold with generalisations, the OP did onthing of the sort. He stated that since there are plenty of worse things that priests have done, then it is hardly unlikely that they would all have illegal downloads. Nowhere was the 'p' word mentioned.

Personally, when I think of the atrocities committed by the Catholic Church, I like to think of the Spanish Inquisition, and Crusades, as well as the modern scandals of paedophilia and corruption.

Anyway, you may not be so stupid as to believe that all members of the clergy are child molesters, but you are stupid enough to accuse someone else of saying exactly that when they said nothing like it.

Post-pub nosh deathmatch: Bauernfrühstück v bacon sarnie

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Correct ingredients:

1) Smoked dry cured streaky bacon. Back bacon has too little fat and a tendency to curl. It must be dry cured, rather than that crap pumped full of water, and being smoked goes without saying. At least 4 rashers.

2) Lightly toasted white bread. Buttered.

3) Ketchup, not brown sauce. Yes I know this is a religious issue.

Fry the bacon until the fat bubbles up through the top of the rashers. Turn and repeat. Assemble the sandwich, making sure the fat that has come out of the bacon is included. Add ketchup and cut into four pieces.

Boy cuffed after Twitter troll's drown threat to Olympic diver Tom Daley

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@I. Aproveofitspendingonspecificprojects

Yes, this would happen without an arrest - an injunction such as a restraining order is a civil matter. If he doesn't turn up to court to explain himself, the he doesn't get the chance of defending his actions.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Court_injunction

Arresting him is disproportionate, giving him a gagging order is not, IMHO. This has nothing to do with 'ignoring 8 centuries of human rights', it is more a case of this being the sort of thing the civil courts are for, and therefore the appropriate action. The Home Office has bugger all to do with it.

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To be honest

A court summons, a visit to the magistrate's court and an injuction banning him from being abusive on the internet would probably be a more proportionate response. If he were to break that injunction (and I'm assuming he doens't already have one), then that would be the time to arrest the idiot - and make no mistake, he is an idiot, both for having the opinions he does, and for expressing thme so publicly.

Chinese student's smut obsession lands 2,000 in JAIL

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It strikes me...

...that if many people didn't have the repressive and mediaeval attitude towards pornography, then that in itself would help 'celan up' the internet, as pornographers could get more legitimate advertising on their sites, and a major vector for malware (dodgy advertising that directs to infection sites) would be throttled.

You could probably make a similar argument for prostitution, and how properly legalising and regulating it would result in less of the nasty organised crime and sex slavery that goes on.

Sadly, we will probably remain in thrall to the moralising idiots who promote the thought that this sort of thing is hameful for a while yet.

Boffins nail oceanic carbon capture process

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Re: co2 made easy ..

A quick google tells me that a can of $cola contains about 2g of CO2. If the can is aluminium, about 14g of CO2 will have been produced in its production, if it is steel, about 25g. Either way, there is quite a large net release of CO2.

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Boffin

The problem isn't getting the oceans to absorb more CO2, but to get more algae to use it up. The limiting factor in most oceans is not the amount of CO2 the water can dissolve, but the available nutirients for the algae. This is why ocean fertilisation with iron could be a good idea - in most places, lack of iron is the productivity bottleneck. Increase that, then you increase algae and plankton production, which feeds its way up the food chain. Some of the biomass gets carried to the ocean floor by currents and dead things sinking, thus effectively locking it away on a geological time scale. Eventually, over thousands/millions of years this produces crude oil.

The side-effects of this are unknown which is why we're being cautious about doing it, but they could be positive, such as an increase in ocean productivity all throughout the food chain, ultimately resuting in more fish for those pesky humans to eat..

UK's thirst for energy falls, yet prices rise: Now why is that?

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Re: UK's thirst for energy falls, yet prices rise: Now why is that?

"It's not a scam, it's basic economics."

If economics doesn't count as a scam, nothing does.

Hidden Grand Canyon-sized ICE-HOLE hastens Antarctic melt

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Re: Geo-engineering

I'm not sure you could find a gelling agent which would produce a gel with enough shear strength to withstand the movement of trillion tonnes of ice.

Twitter airport bomb joke conviction binned in common-sense WIN

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"Nobody said terrorists had to be intelligent"

However, a number of studies have shown that terrorists, particulalry suicide bombers tend to be from a middle-class highly educated background, with many being graduates.

This may explain why they occasionally succeed, when those going after them appear to be of far lower average intelligence.

Apple seeks whopping $2.525bn Samsung patent payout

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Re: These UK "Apple did not copy Samsung" ads @bdam

Maybe, like many of us in the UK, the judge in question is sick of the bloody olympics already, and has no favour at all towards any of the corporate sponsors feeding from that particular trough?

Iranian nuke plants rocked in midnight 'heavy metal blast'

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Re: Hear hear.

Sorry, but you put this into my head, and I must share...

http://xkcd.com/1013/

The Higgs boson search continues ... into ANOTHER dimension

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Coat

It's a dinosaur-like head. We're not yet sure whether it is the expected dinosaur head, or something more exotic like a dragon. We have to make some more measurements first.

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Anisotropy

I was reading the other day in New Scientist that there are actaully already signs of anisotropy in the particle's decay, which lend support to supersymmetry.

Here

The article is behind a paywall, but IIRC the general gist is that observations so far show more decays into pairs of photons and fewer into other particles (I think it was B-mesons) than expected for the Standard Model.

Judge: Apple must run ads saying Samsung DIDN'T copy the iPad

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Re: Go judge Birss

The more I hear about this man, the more I want to buy him a beer. A well-educated, sensible judge making balanced and potentially far-reaching (in a good way) judgements. As others have said here, hopefully this will put the kybosh on this sort of frivolous anti-competitive nonsense in the future and tech companies can get on with making tech.

I'm just trying to work out what effect this judemeng could have on any potential future libel case brought by Samsung against Apple in the future. I seem to recall that the British libel laws basically say that if you publish a statement about a person/company anywhere in the world but that it is easily availble in the UK, then you can be prosecuted in the UK for libel (hence 'Libel Tourism'). Would Samsung now have a valid libel case against Apple if Apple persist in publishing claims that Samsung copied them, and those publications (for instance on the internet) are availble in the UK?

Of course, IANAL. Thank $deity.

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Re: Bizarre

Yes, totally bizarre. After all, there's no legal precedent whatsoever for making people retract false statements.

Oh, wait a minute - today isn't opposites day is it.

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YouTube comments are that way

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Sony preps PS3 with old-school design

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Re: Ugly

My bad. T'was Sega. Nintendo's offerings were equally shabby though IIRC.

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WTF?

Re: Ugly

Really? Compared to pretty much every previous console, the smooth curves and shiny 'piano' black finish is a vast improvement in my eyes. just look at teh ugly grey box that was the original playstation, the cubist monstrosisty of the PS2 or the shoddy plastic thing that was the Nintendo Master System to get an idea for what came before.

UK snoop system had 1,000 COCKUPS - including 2 duff cuffs

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Re: Hate to say this

I don't find it reasonable that two people were wrongly arrested and detained on the basis of such data - the fact that presumably, communications data was the only thing the police had against these people, and that it was used as a basis of an arrest is also worrying. Surely a sane investigation would have a body of evidence against a person?

Nutter bans Apple purchases over environmental fudging

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FAIL

Re: Glued batteries and screens

How about I google that for you?

http://www.batteryrecycling.com/battery+recycling+process

I leave you to find an example of how display panels are recycled.

UK judge hands Samsung win for being 'not as cool' as iPad

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WTF?

Re: @Jyve

Spectrum better than the Amstrad? I'm afraid I have to disagree with you there. Despite being made by Siralan, the Amstrad was better for a number of reasons:

- More memory (64k or 128k versus 48k)

- Built in cassette / disk drive versus dodgy external one requiring you to hit the pause/stop button at the right time.

- Far superior graphics, as opposed to the monstrosity that was the Speccy's attempt at handling more than 2 colours. The Amstrad had higher resolution / colour depth, using up a full 16k of its memory.

- The speccy had a power supply you could cook eggs on, the Amstrad CPCs had an internal supply which produced very little heat.

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"Which user profile reflects a typical buyer? That's left as an exercise to the reader."

At the risk of appearing to be a troll, I'd suggest the informed user is the one that doesn't buy the Apple product. Whether they buy a Samsung product, a tablet made by another manufactuere, or no tablet at all instead, is another matter entirely.

LOHAN finally checks into REHAB

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Sorry to be pedantic, but...

"AVE head honcho John Licence got in touch to offer us the loan of a shiny and expensive suppressed zero gauge, designed to kick in below 50Mbar and with an accuracy of around 1Mbar."

You almost certainly mean mBar, (as in millibar) not MBar (as in megabar), the difference being nine orders of magnitude.