* Posts by John Brown (no body)

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Why are scribes crying just 'cos Google copied their books? asks judge

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Re: So, if someone comes along and copies all the Star War Movies

The difference is that places hosting trailers for movies are hosting a short, specially created clip provided by the copyright owner.

Google are hosting the entire work in a searchable format and will create and provide a "trailer" on demand from any part of the entire work without permission. They made a whole copy. I'm not so sure Hollywood or the music industry would be quite so enamoured to have this happen to their products.

I wonder how hard it would be to automate a Google search of a specific book and "find" the whole book by scraping all of Googles "small, fair use, selections"? You certainly could not download all of a movies trailers and re-create the whole movie. (Although in recent years, watching a couple of different trailers for a movie generally does give you the main gist of the story and pretty much all of the best bits anyway.)

3D printer spits out CYBORG EAR... but where will you PUT it?

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Friends, Romans, Countrymen...

...lend me your....oh, thank you, no, please, I really only need the one for now, no really, I just don't have anywhere to put that many.

On a serious note though,there didn't seem to be any blood supply visible in the photo. Does this ear have blood vessels so as to"live" a lifetime?

Google Glass eye-cam to turn us all into right little winkers

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Re: Not a big deal in the UK...

Although I agree that is already a bad situation, at least the CCTV images are not splattered all over the interwebs (unless they record you doing something particularly unusual, stupid or funny).

With Glass, those images and/or videos may well be posted "just" to that users archive, but if it's anything like Farcebook. his/her friends can see it and more likely friends of friends down however many degrees of separation is allowed. Not to mention the facial recognition that could well "tag" you in those images/videos.

10-day stubble: Men's 'socio-sexual attributes' at their best

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Re: Beards are Best?

Beards add years to your age"

That's precisely why I've grown a beard at the age of 50. In a couple of years I'll shave off the grey bearded and "lose" 10 years :-)

Texan stitches stratosphere into stunning panoramas

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Re: I wish...

"So you could get the balloon to rise to some place where it weighs roughly the same as the stuff around it"

All one needs to do is coat the balloon in Cavorite.

Master Beats: Why doesn't audio quality matter these days?

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"I know, right? Kids today, with their terrible music, appalling taste in clothing, ..."

Hi Dad!! <waves>

Climate-cooling effect 'stronger than volcanoes' is looking solid

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Re: CH3CHOO!

"The CH3CHOO, is expressed this way to represent the reactive carbonyl group."

And there was me thinking they were either just jumping on the climate change train or going off the rails.

Coat. Got. Gone.

Outsourced space trucks battle for US middleweight lifting title

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Virginia?

That's a fair distance further North than one of NASAs other launch facilities.

Anyone know why they would want to launch from Virginia and lose some of the orbital advantages of being closer to the equator at a better or equally well supported launch site in Florida?

Yelling at mobes while driving just as bad as texting

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Re: It's only a matter of time...

"talking to somebody else, whether they are in the car with you or not, is fatally distracting."

Fatally distracting? If that was true, it would be carnage out on the roads and cars would have been banned within a few years of their invention. If that's how you feel about it, I hope that either you are not a driver or that you always drive alone with the radio permanently disconnected.

Texting while driving is already illegal. Using voice activated text is almost certainly distracting. It seems that smartphone designers with all that processing power and RAM to work with have decided that voice recognition is best handled by having the damned phone keep asking you questions then handing off the speech recognition to some remote "cloudy" server. Even my crappy old Nokia from years ago was capable of doing speech to text for voice dialling simply by pressing a button on the headset cable and speaking the name, Now, with a Galaxy, it's a right palaver so I don't bother.

Peak Apple: First 'profit slip' in a decade - and, boy, it's gonna be BIG

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Re: Don't swim in the Kool-aid

"I bought an iPad mini because I WANT a smaller tablet"

I think you missed the point there. It's not that the iPad mini is selling well or not. The point is that Apple, until recently, had decreed that a smaller iPad would not sell because no one would want one one therefore Apple would not build and sell one. Rather than innovating with a smaller form factor to meet market demand, they had to have the proof shoved in their face (and for Steve "no smaller iPad" Jobs) to be out of the game)

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Re: @Kristian: Poor results?

No. There's football, then there's American footchess.

$Diety! that game's almost as slow as cricket!

Ex-LulzSec bloke to spend a YEAR in the cooler for Sony hack

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Re: $600,000?

"his paycheck will be garnished"

What with? A sprig of thyme?

If you can't do the thyme, don't do the crhyme!

British bookworms deem Amazon 'evil'

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Re: What sort of cretin buys a Amazon Swindle anyway?

"never touch the screen."

Oh god yes! I'm forever having to clean my satnav and phone screens. I do NOT want to have to do that with an e-book reader too!

Apart from anything else, the ergonomics of correctly positioned buttons to press to turn the page (a la Kindle, for example) is far better than trying to force new technology to pretend it's old technology.

With a kindle I can hold it in one hand and "turn" pages back and forth with the same hand. On a touchscreen e-reader, you really need to use both hands to be comfortable.

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Sorry, that was a question for Rick Astley

Have I just been rick-rolled by ElReg?

PEAK APPLE: Fondleslab giant no longer world's biggest biz

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Re: lack of innovation

!it's negative innovation. (Is there a proper word for that?)"

I think I'll coin dissinnovation. I considered nonnovation but that sounds static rather than negative,

UK Supreme Court backs news leech in copyright fight

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The UK's Supreme Court...bounced it up to Europe

So, not really a "supreme" court then, eh? Seem a bit like just another layer of appeals for the lawyers tomake even more money. Who's bright idea was this anyway? Oh....

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Re: Great headline that:

Neatly lumping average web surfers in with parasitic content scrapers"

AIUI from the article and IANAL, Meltwater simply aggregate headlines with links to the relevant published sites. I'd have thought that this would be driving more customers to these sites rather than costing those sites money which must be recovered in licence fees.

Foxconn must pay Microsoft for EVERY Android thing it makes

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Re: @James O'Shea

"except that this would involve including an installer for the other system with their product, which would increase the cost of that product, and also that installer probably would force users to restart their machines to be sure that the new file system was properly installed. This is likely to be unpopular."

Most devices which currently run FAT code (as opposed to media which simply stores the data structure) already come with an installer to fill your PC up with manufacturer info, manuals, file/photo/media management s/w, "lite editions" of commercial s/w etc so having that also install a filesystem driver is hardly a problem.

What that filesystem should be, getting a "free" and "standard" one which is useful and efficient and getting manufactures to use it is a different problem.

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Re: I think that's why NEXUS have no sd card slot

And even then you'd need a separate license for each additional device (SD card, flash drive, etc) which you want to use FAT on."

You mean all of those 100's upon 100's of floppy disks I used to have were each individually required to have a licence when I FAT formatted them? Oh noes! I is a criminal!!!

I suspect you meat to say cameras, phones, tablets etc rather that SD cards,flash drive etc.

Move over, Mythbusters: Was Archimedes an ancient STEVE JOBS?

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Re: ...and a non industry standard connector.

"The big innovation of the the Lightning connector is that it fits either way round."

Sort of like a bathroom electric shaver plug and socket?

Wales slams Amazon over lack of Kindle support

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Re: This is roughly the same as griping about ...

Wild guess here, but the downvoters are humourless USAians who've never heard of a wallet.

Personally, the first time I heard the word "pocketbook", many years ago when I was a tad younger, I thought it was something like a small notebook. Separated by a common language.

Heard recently on an audiobook, I'm still trying to work out what a "clabbard house" is. The spelling may be wrong since I've only heard it, not seen it.

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Re: This is roughly the same as griping about ...

Vote with your pocket-book"

What's a "pocket book", where do I get one and how do I vote with it it? What language are you speaking?

Brussels clears Liberty Global's £15bn Virgin Media takeover

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Re: What does it mean for the end user ?

"A new company is going to be calling the shots, we don't know what their plans are"

IIRC, when the takeover was first announced, someone posted in this august forum that Libertys' MO is to push people onto the higher tiered services and to do away with the lower end, cheaper services. How that might relate to the level of service and what you'll actually get for your money is yet to be seen.

Maybe instead of having M, L, XL and XXL we'll get XL, XXL and XXXL instetad :-)

(Of yeah, they'll do away with the unadvertised S (small) package too)

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Re: Hopeless Dopes

I'm currently maxing out my 60Mb/s VM BB connection quite nicely thank you.

BTW, NTL:Telewest are the people selling their VirginMedia branded company to Liberty Bell. VirginMedia did not buy out NTL, Telewest, Blueyonder, Virgin Mobile or anyone else. NTL:Telewest paid Virgin Holdings £10m +shares for the to use the Virgin branding for 10 years.

AIUI, when Telewest "bought" NTL and created NTL:Telewest, the TV side top people were mainly ex-NTL people while the BB side ended up being bossed by mainly ex-Telewest/Blueyonder people. At the time, many people seemed to agree that was the best people from each side running the business.

Also, IIRC, only Redifusion had co-ax cables for TV/radio in the 60's. I'm willing to be corrected but I thought that system died and went dormant before the current cable network was layed by the original franchise holders.

Ban drones taking snaps of homes, rages Google boss... That's HIS job, right?

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The biter bit?

Your legal expectation of privacy has already been watered down by Google Streetview. Watered down legally because Streetview has been challenged in the courts and their action upheld.

So, if Google are to campaign for a ban on flying thingies with cameras, I can well imagine that here in the UK at least, any new law banning remote flying camera operations will likely be kneejerk, wooly and wide ranging. It will almost certainly cause Streetview to be in violation of that new law. This may well lead to Streetview being blocked until Google can spend more money challenging it in courrt.

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Re: So few comments?

"Banning drone photography would be fundamentally stupid - it's the same as banning cameras because you might hold one up over a fence."

...or even arresting people with cameras for being too tall? Oh...wait...

British LulzSec member pleads guilty

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Re: Another one bites the dust

"The irony of you misspelling 'they' in this comment is just too much..."

Personally, I thought the misspelling of smart was the ultimate irony.

The ten SEXIEST computers of ALL TIME

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Re: I seem to recall..

I always used to love the look of the Apricot F1."

Yes, very nice at the time. Handy for formatting many floppies as one IR keyboard could control as many F1's as you could get on the desk. Well, 3 or 4 was a practical limit.

The number keypad also acted as a stand-alone calculator too with a "send" button that sent the result as a series of keypresses to whatever program you were running at the current cursor position. Not sure if the F1 k/b had the LCD display of if that was one other models.

Get lost, drivers: Google Maps is not for you – US judge

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Very often highway junction (intersection) signs are way too late"

Ah! So THAT'S why Garmin make such a song and dance about "lane assist" and "photo realist junction views".

I find I rarely need them in the UK. Lane assist is occasionally useful but the photo realist junction views seem to be almost exclusively motorway based and in the UK they are so well signed that it's almost impossible for reasonably aware driver to miss a turning.

For you non-UK drivers, here in the UK, if anything, the problem can sometimes be too many signs with advance warning of junctions etc up to a mile in advance depending on the road speed and type with repeaters as you get closer. And yes, there are still dickheads who change lanes at the last second!

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Re: I always use my phone for Google's GPS when I'm in California @(Andy Prough)

I can't think of anywhere in the UK where the same lane just suddenly divides like that, without one road explicitly being a junction off the other."

Driving south over the Tyne Bridge.

Two lanes become three. It's not at all obvious if that new middle lane belongs to the left splitting into two or the right lane splitting into two. There's lots of jockeying for position.

To add to the confusion, you stay in the right lane to to turn right at the second right, the middle lane to turn left and the left lane to go straight on because just over the next rise the left lane goes up and over the flyover while the middle lane turns left under it.

Remember above I mentioned the second right? If you wanted the first right you just missed it. You needed to be in the left lane to take the first right by turning left where you drive around the loop and back to the traffic light junction you just drove over.

Just to add to the confusion, there's three sets of traffic lights within about 100yds, the 3rd set being the new light controlled pedestrian crossing over one of the busiest roads in the area so as to give pedestrian access to the new Gateshead college from the main transport interchange. I think "bridge" would be the word I'd rather use, but, well, there isn't one.

USPTO backs down on iPad mini trademark objections

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"The examining attorney apologizes for any inconvenience caused."

Oh dear. Someone admitted liability for causing inconvenience. AND it's an attorney!

Shirly that must be grounds to sue for a couple of BEEELION in compo.

Tick-tock! 40% of PCs start Windows XP malware meltdown countdown

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But surely, come 2014...

...Windows XP will be fully patched and secure and we won't need no steenkin' support.

It's not like MS haven't had a couple of years to fix all the problems, is it?

<---Yes, that's right, the asbestos lined one.

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Of the 10 or so Local Authorities I deal with on a semi-regular basis, they are either running Win7 across the board or in the process of rolling it out. None are interested in Win8.

Microsoft Xbox gaffe reveals cloudy arrogance

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Re: If they would ony do it right, it might not be completely terrible...

"do not care about you losing hours of gameplay.

You never, ever, lose "hours and hours" of game play. You still have the memories of playing them, so they can't possibly be "lost".

Think of it as an opportunity to re-live those fantastic, stimulating and life-fulfilling moments all over again.

BSkyB punters drown in MASSIVE MYSTERY Yahoo! mail! migration!

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Re: What is this email change really about?

Since both Google and Yahoo are free webmail providers anyway, it'd not surprise me that the Sky/BT/VIrgin customers are "sold" to Google/Yahoo rather than the ISP buying in a service. All that juicy data for sale with guaranteed valid email addresses and identities.

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Re: Wait, they run an ISP...

If you're not paying for it, you're not the customer. You're the product being sold."

Yes, as evidenced by the regurgitation of old and deleted emails still being stored in the account in a way the users can't normally access except during a monumental cock-up such as this current one.

IIRC, there is a legal requirement to retain a record of email contacts, ie who from, who to and (possibly) subject line. Not only is there no requirement in law for service providers to retain the entire email archive, but those very same service providers squealed loudly at the prospect of being ordered to store the requested information based on the costs. The lying bastards were already storing MORE than the legal minimum and yet complained that they needed help with the costs of storing it,.

Publishing ANYTHING on .uk? From now, Big Library gets copies

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Re: practicalities

Continue to downvote if you want, but this whole concept IS ill-conceived and retarded."

Some points.

1. The Patriot Act. THe USA thinks that gives it the right to access any and all data held anywhere inside the USA or anywhere outside the USA if they can contrive a link to the USA or any USA based corporate entity.

2. The archives will be "stored" in a library in the same way as all dead tree publications are (supposed to be), eg The British Library or, in the case of the USA, the Library of Congress (I think).

3. To access those archives, you need to physically visit the building (or maybe they'll do this via their website) to request access to specific "sites" in the archive. This is not some WayBackMachine that world+dog can just trawl for any old bits of info.

4. Anything behind a password access system is not "published". That's the equivalent of printing leaflets/pamphlets for a private members club.

Steve Jobs' 'spaceship' threatened by massive cost overruns

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Re: Building and dividends...

But it has to be round. You can't take a 90o corner at 88MPH!

The one with the spare flux capacitor in the pocket, thanks.

Universal Credit IT system could lead to MORE FRAUD, MPs warn

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Re: And I

"especially as gov.co.uk must own quite a few banks at this stage."

Great idea. We could hand the entire system over the the 80% gov. owned RBS.

Then, when Scotland goes independent....oops.

Tech is the biggest problem facing archiving

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Re: Another problem with archiving.

zip or rar the files to punched tape?

Card skimmers targeting more than ATMs, says EU

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Re: The only safe way.

"waste hours of every week going to the bank to get cash out"

Maybe you're just too young to know that not so very long ago, that was the only option. Luckily, my bank was open on a Saturday morning and cashing a cheque for £50 did me for the week, including petrol for the car.

Regularly occurring bill? Standing order/direct debit.

Unexpected large purchase/bill? Write a cheque.

I'm not saying I especially want to go back to that system as my only choice, but it certainly wasn't as bad as you seem to think. Maybe you only learned about the "bad old days" from history books? :-)

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Re: Playing devils advocate or just being bloody minded?

"at least 20 CDs (which were at least £10 each)...accepted the cheque with the Guarantee card"

20 years ago, a cheque guarantee card would only authorise up to £50, maybe as much as a £100.

Copyright troll Prenda refuses to explain legal strategy

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That it has flaws is no excuse for criminal activity."

Apart from seconding what others have already said regarding your naive statements, it worth remembering that some laws need to be broken to get them changed.

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Microsoft's summer update will be called Windows 8.1

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Re: End of a con?

It seems more like a way to charge for service packs by using an incremental upgrade model to me.

Animal Liberation drone surveillance plan draws fire

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Re: I really get annoyed with radical animal-rights people

Umm, I think I lost the thread somewhere (confused).."

I suspect, since the topic is woolly sheep, that's a not a thread you are looking for. It's a ripping yarn.

Yeah, the one coated in lanolin, thanks.

Giant solar-powered aircraft to begin cross-country flight

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The video is wrong.

Alcock & Brown were the first to fly non-stop across the Atlantic 18 years before Lindburgh, who made the first *solo* flight across the Atlantic.

But it does appear to be a US produced video and Alcock & Brown were just foreign colonialist lackeys and not Free US citizens so don't really count in that version of reality.

Other than that, a great achievement looks like it's in the offing. Good luck to the team.

Boffins birth man-sized military ROBOT JELLYFISH

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Re: Great ... for five minutes

"Now, if they could make a nuclear powered robot jellyfish..."

...Yeah! With frikkin' lasers on it's....oh....wait...

I am NOT a PC repair man. I will NOT get your iPad working

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Re: Surprisingly, This Is Serious:

"The booklet that came with my car doesn't explain how to take the engine apart, nor does it include the Highway Code or provide instructions on how to drive."

Maybe not, but it does tell you how to check and maintain the fluid levels, fill the washer bottle, change a wheel, change a bulb or fuse, enable/disable the airbags, what type of oil and fuel to use, how to fit a child seat, what the correct tyre pressures should be under various conditions, how all the dash controls work, what the dash display lights/computer is telling you etc etc etc.

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Re: It becomes a bigger problem...

Yes, I have a wife just like you :-)

She'll phone me at work to tell me "google" isn't working. I then have to interrogate her to ascertain if by "google" she means the internet connection is down or if FireFox is playing up (Google is the default home page)

And yes, I do love her.

Apple files patent for iPhone with wraparound display

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Re: @Def Is it just me?

"it would appear to be a featureless black rectangular slab"

And once it's superseded by the next big shiny, we can ship all the "waste" off to Jupiter.

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