* Posts by John Brown (no body)

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Steve Jobs mural highlights plight of Syrian refugees

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"Genetically, what proportion of the UK population is *not* descended from some immigrant?"

Also worth bearing in mind that the USA is barely 250 years old as a nation and from the point of view of the current "owners", barely 500 years old. The vast majority of USA residents are 4th generation or less.

Much of the Middle East as we know it today is the result of boundary drawing by Europe and the USA, splitting up "natural" aggregations and groupings of people into separate nations consisting of conflicting sub-groups. On the other hand, the Middle East is still very insular and tribal in it's outlook with much less sense of any national identity. A bit like the Balkans.

ISS trio set for televised taxi ride home

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Re: ISIS trio

Yeah, me too! The International Station In Spaaaaaace!

US State Department sicko pleads guilty to sextortion from UK embassy

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Re: Over here he is facing a long, long prison sentence. Over there he would get....

"Yeah, so you can try him and upon finding him guilty you can give him a fucking ASBO."

Aye, with American justice he's likely to get a sentence for each crime and get to serve them consecutively instead of the wish-washy concurrent sentence serving we seem to dish out. But like people getting banged up for 10 years and also being given a 2 year driving ban, ban to be applied while in prison of course.

Verizon sees AT&T 'sponsored data' billing scheme, says 'me too!'

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Are data caps still a thing?

This so-called end-run around net neutrality is only possible if the ISPs still have hard caps on users data usage. That;s so last decade! Maybe the US providers saw this coming and that's why they still don't default to "unlimited" so now they can offer "unlimited" for those services where the service provider pays.

Not only is this sneaky and nasty but demonstrates yet again that the law "breakers" have better lawyers than the law makers. (Yes, I know they are nor technically breaking the law, but they are deliberately working around the spirit and intent of the law)

'Personalised BBC' can algorithmically pander to your prejudices

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On todays playlist...

...was ABBA, Deep Purple, Phantom of the Opera, Motorhead, Stravinski, and Rush to name just a few. I wonder how the BBC would catagorise my "habits" from that?

Answer. They can't. Because That's the stuff either uploaded to the car headunit built-in MP3 player or on a USB pendrive plugged into the car. I have more important stuff to store on the phone memory and since I'm on the road most of the time am simply never going to use it streaming so no one but me knows what I listen to.

Then again, as others have said, it seems more like kite flying than anything else. No doubt "lessons will be learned" and some of the results of their research will turn up elsewhere, possibly in totally unrelated fields or projects.

Aurous shutters for good, will pay $3m damages

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Re: photo?

"But what is the relevance of a Weagles player being hit in the nose by an Aussie Rules football?"

Well, it's now an out of order parking meter with the word FAIL on the LCD display which is ever so slightly more relevant, but not by much. Maybe the picture editor has stared Xmas hols early and the YTS trainee has been left in charge? :-)

Enraged Brits demand Donald Trump UK ban

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Re: Basically

"Seriously, why NOT let a Muslim woman walk around masked, as their religion demands? Why not let a Muslim man pray every 6 hours if that's what they believe? It's not like it affects you in the slightest. Rules that prevent people from exercising their religious beliefs are wrong when those religious beliefs don't hurt anyone or affect their ability to do their jobs."

IIRC that may have been one of the prime founding principles of the USA. But that was a long time ago and the Trump is nothing if not modern and forward thinking...oh wait...

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Re: Jeez

"He doesn't hate Muslims, as shown by the fact that he does business deals with them, just that the ISIS issue needs to be sorted out. And yes, ISIS is a Muslim terrorist organisation."

The thing is, you only need to travel back in time 40 years and repeat all these rants and "discussions" but swap out "Muslim" for "Catholic" and maybe consider where a lot of the IRA funding came from.

I don't remember being especially scared of Catholics in general or even Irish people in general back then. And the weird thing is, they looked just like "us".

Eurocrats deserve to watch domestic telly EU-wide, say Eurocrats

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a “Digital Single Market”

A what? Is that like a patent but "on a mobile device" so making something "new"?

We already have a single market. This it just an action to remove some exceptions or force sellers to sell across Europe as per the current single market.

Boffins teach cars to listen for the sound of a wet road

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Re: Red herring?

"Having said that don't some cars automatically switch on the wipers if they detect rain; perhaps that's special rain that wets the glass but not the road, but it's going to be bloody scarey for the contents of the car if it keeps going in wet conditions without switching the wipers on"

Not forgetting the times you get to a stretch of road where it's recently been raining so you have wet conditions and no rain, so the automatic wipers don't trigger because there windscreen isn't wet.

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Re: solving the wrong problem

"it should be "how much grip is available"

it should be "how much grip is available ahead"

FTFY. The autonomous car needs to look ahead at the road conditions. It's a bit late if you're doing 70mph and don't react to the wet roads, flooding, black ice, whatever until the grip level changes.

Despite some of the incredible work being done in the field, I suspect we are still a long, long way from the truly autonomous car that can take on all the tasks of a human driver. Pootling around towns and cities as taxis etc might arrive sooner, maybe even between towns where there are motorways or equally decent roads, but coping with country driving in bad weather might well be a "challenge" for another some other decade in the future.

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Re: What the what?

"As opposed to being a nice sunny day?"

A friend of mine is a New Orleans native. His description of what happens when they get a rare snow flurry is pretty much like what happens in the southern parts of the UK. The whole place grinds to a halt because the drivers have little to no experience at how to drive in even a light dusting of snow and the authorities don't have large numbers of gritters/ploughs on standby for a once in 10 year event.

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"That's why it's called black ice. Black ice is transmissive, not reflective, so light passes through it, making it nigh invisible."

Driving back from Scotland at night some years ago I came across a minibus sideways across the road and a couple of cars who'd managed to stop without hitting it. It was a black Tarmac road and at best one could say it looked a bit wet. You could barely walk on it, it was so slippery. Being a very narrow road, about the same width as the length of the minibus, it took about 8 of us to push the minibus around to get it straightend up. We were struggling to get traction with our feet but we pushed that damned minibus sideways, not along it's normal axis of travel. Those wheels just slid sideways relatively easily.

I can tell you I took it very, VERY carefully past that bit of black ice and for the rest of the trip home!

Donald Trump wants Bill Gates to 'close the Internet', Jeff Bezos to pay tax

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Re: 'only 12% of voters voted in republican primaries'

"If he is just power hungry"

He's a billionaire businessman. Of course he's power hungry. What other type is there?

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Re: Margaret Atwood @ Tom 7

"Nehemiah Scudder "

Weird! I was thinking of that comparison the other day too!

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Re: Trump beating Hillary in GE

"The only poll that shows Trump beating Hillary is the one from Fox News"

According to someone on the radio today, we are currently at about the same stage in the process as we were when Newt Gingrich was double digit percentage points lead in the polls.

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"Peeps in the US, trump is another term for fart in Blighty."

Yep, that's what always comes to mind whenever I hear he's opened his mouth again. Lots more hot smelly air!

Come on Yanks! Don't you all have guns? This guy is as close to a terrorist as you can get without him actually killing someone! He terrorises me at the thought of his finger "The Button"

Uber fined $150,000 and forced to embarrass itself by French court

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Re: "...governments can't really stop this kind of thing."

"Which would very quickly lead to "filter possible fares to only those with rep/successful transactions above a certain number" being an option on the app."

Which leads to an ever diminishing market share since there will be no new customers

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Re: RE: Honestly, I think Uber have kind of a point here...

"It's a service people obviously want; both riders and drivers, and it threatens the very core of the traditional taxi industry because it has basically none of the traditional overhead so associated."

The primary overhead being saved on the UberPop service appears to be commercial insurance on the vehicles used and Uber are simply not checking that insurance before allowing drivers to "contract" for them. The secondary "problem" is that at least here in the UK there is a system called Private Hire, which in theory means pre-booked licenced vehicles. Some Private Hire companies are using mobile apps for their bookings and doing it within the law. But that does cost a little more than Uber because they aren't breaking the law.

Smut-seeding Prenda Law ringleader must sell home to pay $2.5m debt

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Re: Lawyers investigating lawyers?

Is there a lawyer in the house?

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Re: Lawyers investigating lawyers?

...even scum has standards. Just not high by normal standards, but standards nonetheless.

Doctor Who: Oh, look! There's a restaurant at the end of the universe in Hell Bent

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Re: Who moved my cheese

The McGann Doctor said he was half human on his mothers side.

Senate asks DHS: you don't negotiate with terrorists, but do you pay off ransomware?

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And the answers are?

...or is this article pretty pointless in an effort to be "first"?

Looking forward to the follow-up article with actual news to report on the answers to the posed questions.

Work on world's largest star-gazing 'scope stopped after religious protests

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Re: Shooting themselves in the foot

"It's a shakedown, nothing more."

Granting of planning permission always ends up with "bribes", eg a supermarket wants permission to build so they promise to build a school too, or improve the road junction into the store or some other "socially responsible" add-on which they hope will grease the wheels or is demanded by the planning authority. This is just the locals trying to jump on the same gravy train, especially the "downtrodden native peoples". The religion bit is just extra leverage.

If it still works six months from now, count yourself lucky

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bacon-scented banana hammock.

Have you got an especially good thesaurus or just a prodigious memory for synonyms for kegs?

Either way, well done sir!

Manchester 'wins' £10m to test talking bus stops

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Re: An uncomfortable noise...

Bollards in your motion doesn't sound good. No matter who sings it.

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Re: Northern Power House my fat arse

"Zonal pricing is the only way to do things."

We have zonal pricing here. But in typical British fashion, the zones are laid out in such a way that the most common short journeys still cross a zone boundary to gouge the most from the passengers. The transport authority is contracted to a German company!

Target settles with banks for $40m after data breach

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Pleased?

Target spokeswoman Molly Snyder said the retailer was "pleased that the process is continuing to move forward"

Liar, liar, pants on fire!

Facebook to Belgian data cops: Block all the cookies across the web, then!

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It's my ball and I'm going home now!

It almost as if the Facebook board meeting almost decided to just block the whole of Belgium from accessing Facebook completely out of spite. Then someone mentioned the loss of advertising revenue so they decided to cut their losses and just block all Belgian non-members.

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Re: the cookie monster strikes

"so most sites we end up accepting the cookies to access the sites"

And even worse, some sites use a BIG message you have to click on but it won't go away unless you allow javascripting for them too.

'Dear Daddy...' Max Zuckerberg’s Letter back to her Father

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"That's great, and in a way is in a long tradition of american philanthropism."

Yeah, screw everyone and be ruthless till you're so rich you are untouchable then become a philanthropist to "buy your way into heaven". See Carnegie et al.

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Re: Perhaps, just perhaps...

"- Many cultures still hold a "many children = much status" belief. This is useful in farming communities -- more able bodies to work the farm -- but in urban ones? Again, not sure how to address this."

In some parts of the world, having many surviving children is also your pension plan and ingrained into the culture.

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Re: 'Dear Daddy...'

"Once I'm old enough to find out that you've created a FaceBook page in MY name and without MY consent, I will sue the everloving crap out of you !"

Isn't this what parental consent is all about?

Mozilla: Five... Four... Three... Two... One... Thunderbirds are – gone

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Re: telnet pop3.superfrog.com 110

...oh, and it needs to run on my Commodore 64, not one of those useless crappy Speccys!

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Re: telnet pop3.superfrog.com 110

...only if it has an emacs add-on.

Cue the VIM zealots in 3...2...1...

IT manager jailed for 5 years for attempting dark web gun buy

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Re: "attempting to evade the duty on an imported item"???

"LEA is Law Enforcement Agency. Which is the same a Police dept. IE NYPD is and LEA"

This is why I try to avoid acronyms etc in an international forum. LEA on this side of the pond is more likely to seen as Local Education Authority. I eventually got off my arse and found out that POTUS is President Of The United State but for a while I was reading SCOTUS as "scrotum". Still can't be arsed to look that one up. :-)

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Re: "attempting to evade the duty on an imported item"???

Oh, ok, then. I've not heard that one before. I guess it's an Americanism then? Here in blighty the political correctness brigade won't normally allow anything that sounds confrontational such as "enforcement", hence why we have a "Police Service" these days instead of the Police Force we used to have :-)

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Re: "attempting to evade the duty on an imported item"???

What are "LEO's"?

Is this slang for "officers from the National Crime Agency (NCA)"

UK.gov pooh-poohs Virgin Media's whinge to Brussels over beefy broadband pot

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"So if there is upto £800 million in returns, why the $%^& isn't VM fighting tooth and nail for it?"

It's suggested in the article that a condition pf getting on the gravey train is opening up their network as a wholesaler to competitors in the same way Openreach have to,

"It's not likely that it's too much money for the bearded one's old company surely? Or is it that VM's new American owners can't workout the exchange rate properly?"

Branson never owned VM, he just licensed out the name for £10 mill + his co-operation in some advertising. He probably got some of the £10 mill in shares but he was never a major player in VM

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Re: VM = Virtual Media?

"Not sure NTL went bust but loads of smaller cable companies were subsumed."

They didn't. They "merged" with Telewest (tv channel contractual clauses with BBC/UKTV, Telewest nominally bought out NTL) and became NTL:Telewest. They later bought the rights to use the Virgin brand as Virginmedia and "traded as" Virginmedia under the umbrella of NTL:Telewest. It was NTL:Telewest who recently sold up shop to Liberty Global, who now own Virginmedia.

Snooping Scottish plod to be taken to tribunal by spied-on detective

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Re: RIPSA

"There are probably few differences but they can matter."

As I understand it, and I could be wrong, the only differences are where inconvenient Scottish laws might prevent certain bits from happening as intended and procedural differences in terms of the job titles referred to, eg people who must get reports or can authorise actions.

Hello Barbie controversy re-ignited with insecurity claims

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...and as we learned from Police Scotland recently, they are "only guidelines", not hard and fast rules, never mind law.

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Re: The whole problem is the cloud mentality

"Dress up little Suzie's BlabberMouthBarbie in material-encased Faraday Cage mesh to block all the WiFi"

I've been told there are already places which sell clothes like that but they may result in awkward questions from children. See icon.

Love your IoT gadget but could you keep the noise down?

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Re: IoTageddon

"That made me laugh out loud, reading the long list of absurd and ridiculous things that could go wrong."

Maybe not as absurd as you think. You can guarantee that every IoT designer out there will be working on the assumption that his/her device is the only, or most important, IoT device in the house/building and that it will be spaffing data 24/7 for no good reason other than it can. Multiply that by.... :-(

Outsourcer didn't press ON switch, so Reg reader flew 15 hours to do the job

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Re: Floppy drives?

"Simple answer: Set the USB Priority to Low in the BIOS."

Yes, exactly my point. Users desktops especially, and most servers, should be set to boot from their specific boot device as their highest (only?) priority. Only a tech or higher should ever need to boot any other device and it should never "occidentally" attempt to boot some other device. Any tech needing to boot a pendrive or other device probably has bigger problems to deal with and finding the key-press to select the boot device or changing the BIOS config should be part of that process.

"Not quite so straigtforward when you want to use the internal USB socket for booting on a permanent basis. Net booting or a hacked BIOS seem to be the real answer here."

Yes, there's always an exception :-)

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Re: Floppy drives?

"It's one of my top questions for checking out novice techies."

A blank screen 'cos an extra bootable device is plugged in? In 20 years I've not seen that, so maybe it's only testing if a techy has seen a Lenovo do that rather than any real indication of skill/knowledge.

Surely the standard boot order should NOT be USB or removable devices before the HDD?

Doctor Who: The Hybrid finally reveals itself in the epic Heaven Sent

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Re: Ashildr "me" is the hybrid?

Other than that non-canon abortion of a film to try to break into the US market, has there even been any other reference to The Doctor being half human? I'm also ignoring the Peter Cushing films.

VW's Audi suspends two engineers in air pollution cheatware probe

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Facepalm

Maybe you didn't quite make it to the end of the article before diving into the comments section...

"The suspensions takes the number of VW employees known to have been put on leave to eight; the other six are understood to be senior managers."

So why exactly are IT investors so utterly clueless?

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Re: Hee hee.

"ASSet management."

Nice, +1

Or Arsett Management if you're from the posh end of town :-)

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