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Vegans furious as Bank of England admits ‘trace’ of animal fat in £5 notes

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"There's no sensible reason for using animal fat when making money,"

You don't actually thing there's a special farm somewhere fattening up animals for the slaughter just to make fivers and throwing away all that meaty and leathery by-product, do you?

If the fat is being used to make some plastics, it's most likely that it's "waste" product. Selling it for other uses instead of disposing of it (at a cost) means less waste so those of us who have chosen the blood thirsty, murdering lifestyle of eating meat can feel better that more of the animal is useful in death.

50 years on, the Soviet-era Soyuz rocket is still our favorite space truck

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Re: Korolev, Challenger, Columbia...

I think he's suggesting politicians/administrators over-ruling engineers is not a good thing. Whether he's right (or I've interpreted his intentions correctly) is another matter.

Ofcom to force a legal separation of Openreach

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"Data doesn't travel along the roads so there is no particular reason to mention it."

Many, if not all motorways do have data running along them. That's how smart motorways and the big matrix signs and CCTV cameras work. It's what is in that purple flexi-pipe you might have seen running along bridges etc.

I've no idea if that is an entirely private network or if it's shared backbone or something else. But if government is genuine about building out fibre then maybe the various departments need to talk to each other about what resources they have in place and how it might be shared, either the capacity or just the space for others to run fibre.

Creaking Royal Navy is 'first-rate' thunders irate admiral

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Re: A few clarifications

"The intercooler-recuperator was designed and built by an American defence company."

If I buy a brand spanking new car and it fails/breaks down on a regular basis and has a provable design flaw, I expect the manufacturer to repair or replace at no cost to me and supply an equivalent working vehicle for me to use while they fix the problem. The fact the supplier bought in parts from outside contractors isn't my issue. Let the vehicle supplier deal with the their suppliers and claim back the costs from them.

Behold, your next billion dollar market: The humble Ethernet cable

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Are we really surprised...

....that there is localised growth in many parts of this planet as more counties industrialise/modernise and up the tech requirements?

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Re: Non-sense!

"The reviews are worth a look for the giggles, too"

The "Customers also viewed..." is pretty scary too! Uranium Ore, JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank to name but two :-)

'Mirai bots' cyber-blitz 1m German broadband routers – and your ISP could be next

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two routers provided by UK ISP TalkTalk are vulnerable

Don't worry folks. DodoDido is bringing her stupendous talent to bear on the problem. When it all goes TITSUP she'll be ready with her PR to sooth the heaving masses.

BlackBerry-driven robo-car spins its RIMs across Canada

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The first vehicle, a 2017 Lincoln,

Eh? It's still 2016. Have they already tested it and reached 88mph?

Where did they get the plutonium from?

100k+ petition: MPs must consider debating Snoopers' Charter again

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"Labour have never knowingly been against more surveillance."

Yep, only the LibDems are openly against it and managed to stall it/reject it while in the coalition. Then their so-called supporters shit all over them because they didn't get everything they wanted. (the minor partner in a coalition is never, ever, going to get much passed. They just get to modify, delay or reject Big Brothers proposals while having a few crumbs handed to them for playing "nice".)

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Re: Rain/Reign/Rein homophones

"Reign - vt., to rule over e.g. a kingdom or empire. Hence "a reign of terror", etc.

Rein - n., a piece of horse-harness, attached to the bit. Hence "rein in", i.e. to limit movement or freedom of action."

It could be argued that they reign over your data, ie they rule your data rather than give your data it's freedom (free rein) :-)

Loyalty card? Really? Why data-slurping store cards need a reboot

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"If you linger in front of the poultry but don't buy, maybe you'll find an offer for $1 off a chicken breast when you enter the store next time."

That sounds useful. I often meet someone I know in the supermarket and spend a few minutes having a conversation in some random part of the shop. If they start this, we'll just have to make sure the conversation is near somewhere we'd later like a discount. Like standing in front of the electricals or kitchen gadgets for a 5-10 minute conversation two weeks in a row. It'll all be dumb algorithms anyway so should be fairly easy to game the system by spending 10-15 mins of my life to get a £30 discount off a new food processor or microwave. Or £50 off a TV. :-)

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Re: Just digging deeper here

"If they gave me a bonus for spending £60 I'd be able to use it most of the time while also subtly increasing my spend with them "

Morrisons used to be like that. Loyalty card not needed in this case, but whatever you spent, you'd get a voucher offering money off or card point if you spent about double the amount next time. I've noticed recently that the vouchers are now set at a much much lower target spend for "next shop", but also with smaller rewards. It does mean that I can use them sometime though, so that's a win for me and them,

No spoilers! Norway won't tell Snowden if US will snatch him on a visit

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endure another Russian winter.

Not so sure that a Norwegian winter is all that much warmer in practical terms.

The future often starts as a toy, so don't shun toy VR this Christmas

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Re: "Toys frame our capacity to dream about the future"

"3D treadmills, hamsterballs and all the other solutions only work for some people and are never the same as actually walking because of the difference in accelerations on the inner ear."

Yep, all we need to perfect are forcefields, tractor beams (which can pull too) and maybe artificial gravity adjustment in any direction. Simples!

Three certainties in life: Death, taxes and the speed of light – wait no, maybe not that last one

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Re: Creates more problems than it solves?

"The metre was invented on 17 March 1791. Ole Roemer estimated the speed of light at 200,000 km/s in 1675 and James Bradley gave the number 301,000 km/s in 1728."

Yes, estimated. But in km/s? That was clever :-)

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Re: Of course Einstein was wrong.. but the Big Bang theory is wrong too!

"but the Big Bang theory is wrong too!"

Nooooooooo!!!!!! Dr Sheldon Cooper would argue against that most vehemently!!!

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Re: What about the vacuum part?

"But there is no perfect vacuum"

That's what I was wondering too. Is the speed of light in intergalactic, or intergalactic-family space faster than in interstellar or interplanetary space where the local density of space is likely to be different?

It ain't my field so I have no idea if I'm talking out of my arse.

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Re: Creates more problems than it solves?

"The meter would need to be defined as a constant. The second is defined separately, the speed of light is defined as a fixed number of meters per secon, and the length of the meter is derived from that."

Except that defining the meter using the speed of light is a later modification to the definition. When the meter was invented and defined, the speed of light was not known.

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Re: Creates more problems than it solves?

"Unless, of course, nothing in the universe is constant which leads to an infinitely variable universe which leads to the concept of an infinite universe which leads to the concept that there is no such thing as time"

That sounds infinitely improbable. Would you like a nice hot cup of tea?

San Francisco's sinking luxury Millennium Tower: Tilt spotted FROM SPACE

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Cheap apartments in SF!

Be quick! Get in on the ground floor! Erm, the 2nd floor. No wait, the 3rd floor. Damn! We need one of those video signs so we can update it easily.

Black Friday: Cashback site Quidco goes TITSUP* on payday

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US-imported Black Friday

Yeah, it really doesn't make sense here. In the US, it's a sale to clear out the Thanksgiving stock ready for the Xmas deliveries here. We don't have a holiday here at that time so there's no holiday stock to clear out. It's just another scam with a few good deals to get the punters in to spend money on some tat that's marked down by 5%, if that.

Integrator fired chap for hiding drugs conviction, told to pay compo for violating his rights

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Re: Was he told he needed to disclose it or not?

"The article states that he asked whether a criminal record check was required, not whether or not any convictions needed to be disclosed."

But both are effectively the same. If he needed to pass the Aus equivalent of a DBS check that would have shown any relevant unspent convictions. Since the company didn't require a DBS check, why would it be relevant to volunteer the information? A major part of the "punishment" is supposed to be rehabilitation and once the process is over, why should a company get to be an even higher judge and dish out further punishment?

I bet there's more than one poster here with current or spent convictions that would be very distressed to find themselves suddenly out of a job because someone "discovered" their past misdemeanours from years ago which are no longer relevant in their life, let alone their career.

Sysadmin denies boss's request to whitelist smut talk site of which he was a very happy member

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An escort agency?

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Re: So where was the save?

"From what I read no one got really saved here, you merely postponed the inevitable a little bit."

I was hunting around the bottom of the page looking for the link to page 2. It felt a bit like a barrel scraping rather than a proper On Call story.

Space crap: Flap, zap or strap? $30k from NASA for your pooper scooper

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How do you squat in a spacesuit?

I'm not sure I want to even contemplate the act of taking a dump a space suit where spreading you legs and squatting is nigh on impossible if not actually impossible. I expect it's either going to be very messy with enormous skid-marks or involve a very large catheter.

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Re: Simple solution

Ouch! It'll shoot out at a rapid rate all right. Closely followed by your bowels, colon and intestines.

Missile tech helps boffins land drone on car moving at 50 km/h

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Stealing fuel

Unless these drone operators have permission, "hitching a lift" on the roof of another vehicle is going to add drag and increase fuel consumption. Only a small amount I'll grant you, but that seems to be the way so-called "disruptive" business models are heading. They take a little from everyone and claim it's not a problem because it's such a small amount. But it all adds up,

Then we get to the recharging facilities. To be even slightly viable, this is going to require large numbers of buses and trucks to be adapted with some sort of standard charger. Or maybe each participating bus and truck company will need to choose an ecosystem to become part of. Need to land a drone and recharge it? Gotta find a compatible truck. Everyone has seen Apple get rich from their walled garden and their own standards, so all these new start-ups want to create their own proprietary standards and be the next Apple.

NASA sets fire to stuff in SPAAACE. On purpose. Because science

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"... On the subject of the article, life probably won't get better than being a rocket scientist who is allowed to play with matches."

Light blue touchpaper and retire to a safe distance :-)

CompSci Prof raises ballot hacking fears over strange pro-Trump voting patterns

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Re: Vote Fraud? Are you CRAAAZY?

"but I bet you haven't driven or purchased alcohol without documentation."

You need ID to buy alcohol? Really? Understandable if the buyer is of an age where they might be either side of the line, but everyone, even a 70 year old retired person?

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Re: Vote Fraud? Are you CRAAAZY?

"And, once again, the Democrats have been telling us for YEARS that there's no such thing as vote fraud - until it benefits them to claim it does."

On the other hand, Trump spent a lot of his campaign time repeatedly telling us that the vote was rigged and he'd challenge it when he lost, which he quite strongly implied was the expected result a number of times. Now that he's won, it was all fair and above board and of course no one rigged the system, how could they, the right result was achieved </sarc>

USS Zumwalt gets Panama tug job after yet another breakdown

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"Come on, WTF? How is a bearing on an electric ship any f*** different from a bearing on a normal ship?"

Although you raise a good point, see the reaction to the now infamous strut on the SpaceX launch failure. That was mainly "we learned a lot from the launch failure"

Fibre pushers get UK budget tax reprieve

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the Valuation Office Agency

Not sure if the Valuation Office Agency are making mistakes, following govt. policy or are just numpties, but recently they valued a bird watchers shed with no services on a nature reserve where no other building will ever be allowed and no planning permission will ever be granted for change of use to residential or office space, at something ridiculous like £12,000 so the business rates, previously about £90 would go up to £900.

Ah here it is.

Considering that the VOA boast of re-valuing nearly 2 million business properties in year, it's certainly a mainly computer based exercise and no one actually goes out and looks at these places or even contacts the owners. I'm betting that this bird hide didn't fit into a "standard" category" and someone made a wild guess on where to rank it in the great scheme of things with no consideration for the actual circumstances.

Deliver-oops! Takeaway pusher's customers burger-ed by hijackers

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Re: Only just saw proof they are bunch of cowboys

"If I wanted something similar we have a local company who does similar, but then most companies deliver anyway"

A couple of the local takeaways I use now and then are both part of these delivery franchise things like Deliveroo. They don't like it and and would rather not use them but they have no choice because even some of the regulars go via them instead just phoning up as normal. But people like Deliveroo expect certain prices, ie no more than the normal shop price, except Deliveroo take a commission out that price paid by the customer.

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"Lesson for punters: don't use the same password on multiple accounts."

Just as important, don't use the same username/email address on multiple accounts.

That way, if an account is compromised in a data breach on site A, they don't even have and account on site B or C to try the password on.

Allow us to sum this up: UK ISP Plusnet minus net for nine-plus hours

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'cos you are the only one still connected :-)

More than half of punters reckon they can't get superfast broadband

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"just don't expect the rest of us to pay for it."

Why not? Are you saying you pay the full market value for everything you buy?

If BB is seen as a nationally required infrastructure then it should be priced approximately the same no matter where it is. I wonder how much your fresh water would cost if you were charged by the delivery mile compared to those living next to the reservoir? Reservoirs and power generation are both rural industries in many/most cases and yet rural dwellers pay the same urban dwellers who may be many miles from the source at the end pf long and expensive wires/pipes.

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Re: Why 60Mb?

"I'm just interested to know where people got that figure from"

As average speeds have increased and people hear about the fastest speeds available, their expectations of what "fast" and "super fast" means have risen accordingly. I suspect they were given a range of speeds to select as the most likely they thought they needed and most of them picked the value in the middle, the lowest being seen as the cheap option and the fastest as likely being too expensive.

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Re: BT & Fibre

"Rather than having a national comms infrastructure, in the UK we created a massive near monopoly in a privatised BT, and then deliberately prevented it creating a national infrastructure because it would disadvantage all the other companies wanting in on the action."

It does make one wonder how good a national network infrastructure we could build with £72B (+ overrun costs) and if it might be better for the UK on the whole that cutting 30 mins of the rail trip from Manchester to London. If everyone had 1Gb/s fibre to the premises, would we even need to travel so much?

Happy days for second-hand smartphone sales

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CyanogenMod, I presume

UK.gov flings £400m at gold standard, ‘full-fibre' b*&%*%£$%. Yep. Broadband

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Re: Meanwhile MP's friends (cough) trouser the cash.

"So, logically the profits made by the private companies will be shared - 50% to the private companies and 50% to the government?"

It's a little more complex than that. Investing in infrastructure has more wide ranging benefits to the country as a whole other than any direct profit from the initial investment. It's a bit like commercial entities seeing warranty support as a cost centre when the reality is that a good warranty support brings in more customers, hence more sales and hence more profits.

Donald Trump confirms TPP to be dumped, visa program probed

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Re: Coming from a "Man" who said wages are too high

"directly benefit Trump or punish his current enemies."

That's the bit about him that worries me the most. He spouts off a lot about trust in business and loyalty but he does seem to be very vindictive and holds grudges for a long time. Likewise, he seems far too thin-skinned to be in politics which will only exacerbate his existing traits.

NASA trying to rein in next-generation super-heavy lifter costs

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Re: James Hansen will be furious

"National AERONAUTICS and Space Administration"

Oops, of course! I was thinking faster than I could type :-) Some people really annoy me.

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Re: James Hansen will be furious

"Who made it NASA's job to promote the AGW swindle anyway? "

National AIR and Space Administration. The Space bit is about the only bit of NASA that makes the mainstream news. Maybe if you learned a bit about what NASA is and it's "mission" than you'd not look like such a twat.

Kids' Hour of Code turns into a giant corporate infomercial for kids

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Re: Scrap everything

"Any commercial company worth its salt is going to have people whose entire job is working out how to exploit an opportunity like this, to pitch their products in front of school-children."

Borland were doing this years ago with 80% discount for anyone who could demonstrate they were in education of one form or another back in the days of Paradox and Turbo C. Get the educators using your software and that's what the students will want to use in industry.

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Re: Join Code Club as a volunteer...

"The kids do see these coding session as playing, as they are usually coding games."

That's actually a problem as I see it. Many of the teachers doing this only ever did "MS Office training" at school, if that. Teaching the kids about how to code up real world problems is probably more useful, especially at grabbing the attention of the kids most likely to go on to an IT career. Very few will make it as games programmers, but using gaming as "coding" intros is just encouraging the "X-Factor" types who think they can be rich and famous overnight without doing any real, hard work.

A good teacher can make anything interesting. Teachers really should not be pandering to sound-bite education of "make learning fun" without the skills or ability to understand that "fun" doesn't mean playing games or using cartoon characters for everything.

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Re: Duh - coding on pencil and paper

"(And I still have some coding sheets somewhere...)"

Same here when I did GCE O level computer studies. We also got to type stuff in on 5 hole paper tape machines that looked like something Babbage might have used. The "blind" tape punch machines looked like ancient typewriters but the two with an actual teletype-like printer were built as an entire desk unit.

Forget 'shadow IT' – it's 'self-starting IT' now

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Re: Umbra IT

So that would be Penumbra IT?

Customer data security is our highest priori- ha ha ha whatever, suckers

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"Well bugger me!"

Let me introduce you to Charles Ernest Thickbroom.

(really? Christ! what a name)

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