* Posts by John Brown (no body)

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Tesla's driverless car software chief steps down

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Re: Not a good fit...

"So it doesn't look like Apple wants him back, either."

...or maybe after 10 years of Apple, and 6 months in Tesla, he's at a point where he wants to work somewhere where there's a bit less of a toxic "work always comes first" environment.

I spent 12 years in a relatively high pressure environment. I'd never ever want to go back to that. Some people thrive like that, some only while young, many don't.

Conservative manifesto disappears offline – then mysteriously reappears

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"Plus the lack of a crown has given her a chance to troll parliament with her EU-flag themed hat."

ROFL, I just had to go look at the BBC news site and you're spot on!

Microsoft admits to disabling third-party antivirus code if Win 10 doesn't like it

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Re: '34 years of development - Windows 10 is the result'

"Sits back and awaits the downvotes"

Downvoted primarily because you requested it, but also for doing precisely what you complained about. Lumping all users of one OS into the same boat.

Tesla death smash probe: Neither driver nor autopilot saw the truck

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Re: Technology assists it doesnt do it for you

"Give an inch and some people will take a mile. I've seen too many people assuming that to assist or aid is to do completely, it isn't."

You'd almost think no one had ever seen the apocryphal story of the motor-home driver crashing while on cruise control because he went back to make a cup of coffee. Considering the number of times it gets trotted out, you'd think that any company producing vehicles with cruise control from basic through adaptive, to lane-assist, they'd have big warnings all over the place, eg manuals and on the sun-visor, maybe on the steering wheel, to remind people they are still in charge. People are people, and the engineers simply CANNOT assume that drivers will understand the limitations.

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Still driving?

I'm getting a strong sense from the article that the car kept going despite the likely instant death of the driver and the ripping off of the entire roof. Some sensors were obviously damaged as it went on to crash into some trees, but from the article write-up, didn't appear to have made any attempt to do the equivalent of "oh shit, hit the brakes!".

At the very least, there must have been a huge physical shock through the car bod and chassis as the roof was ripped off, sudden changes in the environmental cabin sensors, ie lots of data screaming that something significant had happened and yet the car seems to have driven on, oblivious to the accident.

Uber wants your top tips to mend its rotten image

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Ch, Ch, Ch, Changes

Interesting changes.

Three are to the detriment of the customer and the 4th is leading Uber very slightly into the direction that they claim their business is based on, ie people offering rides because they happen to be going that way anyway.

The Internet of Flying Thing: Reg man returns with explicit shots

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cover most of the Earth - except...unluckily for them, Iceland

Isn't that part of the very busy Europe to North America route?

US voter info stored on wide-open cloud box, thanks to bungling Republican contractor

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Re: 200 million people in the DB?

"At 1.1 TB, the database has over 5K per voter....that's more than just what was listed in the article."

According to the BBC article, it was spreadsheets. Excel overhead? Was it even a database or just a few immense spreadsheets? Or was it a database with reports produced in spreadsheet form all in one big trove?

2 kool 4 komputing: Teens' interest in GCSE course totally bombs

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"after school or lunchtime or other extra activity time is set aside for giving pupils the chance to experiment and play with computers under *hopefully* the watchful eye of someone who knows about them and can help them, but importantly is not a 'classroom' or other academic setting of learning"

That's where my electronics hobby came from. There was some basics of electronics in Physics (more electrics, really) and various bits of transistor and logic gate theory in Comp. Studies, but actual electronics construction with real soldering irons was a school club every Tues evening and everyone was doing something different. Not a class of 30 all building the same traffic light controller!

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Re: My daughter wanted to do GCSE Computing but can't!

"My daughter is in year nine of one of the country's top girl's grammar schools...She is now going to do French instead and is very disappointed."

Maybe they are still under the impression that they are training up future diplomats and senior civil servants wives?

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Re: A-levels

"No disrespect to the lecturers, but they are being expected to teach a subject which they barely know themselves"

For some reason, this seems to have been a failing in anything involving teaching computers in UK schools going back many years. I wonder if they put physics teachers into the job with little to no training in physics as opposed to teaching? I wonder if this is an extension of "oh, computers, I don't much about them and I don't want to" badge of honour at the hiring level?

At O level, we got maths teachers. One was doing the pilot A level while teaching us O level. We all learned a lot together because both he and we were interested. At A level we got a Systems Analyst from the local council IT/Mainframe dept. on secondment. She was great and really knew her stuff! Those sorts of teachers seem to be few and far between in current teaching. Or maybe it's all the keystages, ongoing assessments and paperwork taking up too much of their time.

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Unhappy

Re: Too Hard? WTF

"apparently it seems that the more mainstream languages are too challenging for less able students."

The downside of results based targets.

What school in their right mind is going to encourage students onto "hard" courses when results are everything?

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"90% of jobs might require "digital skills" but how many of those will be exclusively using proprietary systems that a GCSE won't teach them?"

Right. There needs to be encouragement to look at all available course, but teaching every pupil CompSci is not essential by any means. But it should be an available choice. A good rounded education is good for everyone, even if much of the stuff you learn is never used again. There are large chunks of my education that I've never needed to know since I studied it, but the overall general knowledge and the ability to know what I don't know but does exists somewhere can still be useful. I don't need to know the terms of the Versaille Peace treaty any more, but knowing it was one of the causes of the lead up to WW2, ie learning from historical mistakes and thinking through the likely consequences of decisions, is useful.

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Was listening to an interview from a few years ago about this. The obviously young interviewer and the obviously young interviewee were exploring the possibilities and the interview seemed surprised that computer science and programming should be taught "at high school level" and the teach said there was a "gap in the market". FFS, do these people know nothing? I was doing programming as part of Computer Studies O and A level almost 40 years ago!

Microsoft's new Surface laptop defeats teardown – with glue

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Re: Add it to the pile of coal.

"Even a 306 removing the battery was PITA."

I'll see your 306 and raise you a set of VM Beetle spark plugs (old style Beetle, not that new abomination!)

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Re: Apple's Playbook?

"Having a bit of a silly moment here - did anyone see the exclamation mark as the letter "t" ???"

I did. My first thought was "If you can cut your fart, you are doing it wrong"

Fancy buying our aircraft carrier satnav, Raytheon asks UK

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Facepalm

Selling HMS Ocean next year?

Are we yet again selling off strategic assets long before we have a replacement ready?

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Joke

Re: But.... Does it actually work?

"Specifically its vertical accuracy is quite poor,"

Hopefully, the aircraft carrier will always be at sea-level!

Virtual reality audiences stare straight ahead 75% of the time

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"Isn't it the Directors job to make the film and show you the things that are relevant to the narrative."

Spot on! VR might be good for travelogues or training videos, but not for narrative based video.

Insert coin: Atari retro console is coming back

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Re: At Mark L 2, re: the Atari joystick thing.

"Getting to play Tempest again would be rather fun if I don't have to futz with MAME settings out the wazoo to make it play (right/at all)."

Yep, nothing can replace that spinner control.

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Re: Dead brand

"The Atari brand has to be one of the most pimped out and abused ones ever"

At least on a par with Commodore.

You wait ages for a sun, then two come along at once: All stars have twins, say astroboffins

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Childcatcher

Re: Seems difficult to accept

Yeah, and has President May done anything about it? Nooooooo, it's something that will happen after the next election!

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Headmaster

Re: Seems difficult to accept

The second closest is Bernard's star, "

Oh FFS, I get that enough from my wife who can't manage to say "Barnard Castle", without having to put up with it here too!

Google coughs up $5.5m to make recruiters 'screwed out of overtime pay' go away

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Pirate

It'e like the 'kin; wild west out there!

Doesn't the US have *ANY* laws to protect employees? I know a lot of states are "at will", but FFS, this is just taking the biscuit! It's like some 3rd world economy. Yeah, workers get paid for their work, sometimes, but doesn't the fact they show up for work every day require a little bit of loyalty from the employer, even if it's brought about and forced by legislation? I know "socialism" is a dirty word in the Land of the Free, but you guys really ought to think about hanging onto the baby before you throw the bathwater out. No one should ever have to sue just to get the pay they earned, let alone get sacked for having the temerity to complain about it.

Texas says 'howdy' to completely driverless robo-cars on its roads

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It's beginning to seem like a race to the bottom

It's a bidding war to "win" the work, lowest bidder wins. Will it all end in tears if the bar gets too low?

Oops! Facebook outed its antiterror cops whilst they banned admins

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"Facebook's technical fix, according to the company spokesperson, involves the creation of administrative accounts not associated with personal Facebook accounts, "

Yep, it's amazing. Even AOL worked this out back in the dial up days. Kids today, pah! Will lessons be learned? Maybe, but too late. They should have learned these lessons before they were allowed into the real world (as much as Facebook is in the real world)

Brexploitation! PC price wars? Yep. Vendors see who can go higher

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Re: said it before....

It is. They also mark up for multiple currency fluctuations in the chain. We buy direct from supplier and assemble in the UK so our only issue has been the drop in the pound making our own brand kit more attractive against the "name" brands we also sell.

ICO fines Morrisons for emailing customers who didn't want to be emailed

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Paris Hilton

Re: Sainsbury's did worse

"Ultimately, that's the real cost of doing this sort of thing, not a token fine."

No, it's not, because those us like you are a tiny drop in the ocean of customers who don't give a shit, are apathetic about it (cost of doing business, it's just how world is nowadays) or actually think the retailer cares about them personally.

Paris, because she cares!

BOFH: Halon is not a rad new vape flavour

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Re: Vape Nation-

"I buy Halon Gas back from data centers, so if your afraid of the discharge let me know i send you some Cash or BC.I have herd the horror stories like that over the years, i actually recharge those tanks as well here in the US, were still allowed to service them."

This reads like some Nigerian Prince just died and someone wants me to help them move some money out of the country!

Ofcom fines Three £1.9m over vulnerability in emergency call handling

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Re: Not breach of OFCOM rules?

"Do they share bandwidth/base stations?"

IIRC, 999 calls should work on any phone, even without a SIM and on any reachable network.

Software dev bombshell: Programmers who use spaces earn MORE than those who use tabs

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Coat

Re: tabs take fewer keystrokes

"What's wrong with vi?"

It's not EMACS!

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Re: A question

Maybe older programmers get paid more due to years of experience and grew up with 80 column terminals so tabbing across causes more line-wrap that necessary whereas aligning using only the even numbered columns helps keep lines shorter. Although I first learned programming using 80 column coding sheets, then 80(ish) column teletypes, I also had to deal with 40 column x 25 line CRT CBM PET and 64 column x 16 line TRS-80. Keeping my code compact and lines short is deeply ingrained.

Brit hacker admits he siphoned info from US military satellite network

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Re: "NCA has people with skills like Caffrey's"

"But not so much to secure their data it seems..."

That's where the $628,000 comes from. $1000 of man-hours to inform the victims of the leaked data (being generous!) and the other $627,000 to implement the security that should have been in place already.

Yeah, if you could just stop writing those Y2K compliance reports, that would be great

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Re: Time for Y2.1K

"This worked well in the 60's and 70's, but by the time the 90's came along many people realised all sorts of odd things could happen when the date ticked over from 99 to 00."

FYI, many people were aware of the issue as early as the 70's and earlier. Pensions, mortgages etc doing valuations many years into the future, long term payment schedules etc. It wasn't generally considered, but there people and industries affected and thinking about long before the BBC told Joe Public there would an ITpocalypse!

Europe-wide BitTorrent indexer blockade looms after Pirate Bay blow

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Re: So when do they go after...

Although it's pretty obvious at this stage that that the ruling is aimed purely at The Pirate Bay and similar sites that are almost elusively full of links to copyright infringing material, we all just know that the lawyers will be salivating at the gates over this ruling and picking it apart in the finest detail to see how they can re-purpose it for other means and apply it across the entire EU.

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"2. Amazon UK/DE has worked for me in the past. Now it doesn't."

it's probably related to the new rules on VAT and where it's payable when distance purchasing across borders. Borders? I hear you ask, isn't the EU supposed to be a "common market" with free trade? Apparently only under the right circumstances, especially where digital content and IP rights holders are involved.

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Re: Freetard here

"I used to use a DVD/Hard-drive PVR setup to transfer programmes from SKY onto DVD and then rip them to whatever format I wanted, long winded but served the purpose. Much easier to just press a button."

Virginmedia boxes allow you to copy programmes off them too, but not through the HDMI output so only stuff downscaled to SD. I can record and watch HD only if I keep the recordings on their rather small internal disks.

Samsung releases 49-inch desktop monitor with 32:9 aspect ratio

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Re: It's a typical marketing decision

"Companies see that 2 "Full-HD" monitors next to each other are popular, therefore they bring out one that combines the same number of pixels."

Yep. The primary bit of software that our section of the company relies on 90% of the time was always a pain on the 4:3 screens because they put the main menu in a column down the left side so we were forever scrolling right. They finally fixed that issue about a year after widescreen monitors were standard issue and put all the menus along the top. Now we are forever scrolling down. Twats!

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Re: Yep for the Devs, it was inevitable really...

You sure it's not the result of Agile DevOps?

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Re: Games

"It's good for films too "

I can easily imagine some chav getting one to use as a TV via cable or sat box and then setting everything up for ultra-stretchyvision cos, "well we paid for all that space so we're gonna use it" cos of black bars on "normal" wide screen broadcasts :-)

I'm sure we've all seen people with 16:9 TVs watching stretched 4:3.

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Re: code word

My technician was telling me only yesterday that he was in a store and a guy was buying a "gold-plated optical audio cable". I can't even fathom how that works. But the guy paid a fortune for it because "it'll make it sound better".

Well, it's obvious, innit! The gold plating helps the light bounce around better inside the tube with minimal leakage. The cheap tat with just a black coating absorbs the light leakage instead of reflecting it back in like wot the gold does, innit! So you get a better and stronger signal at the other end. Lossless, innit!

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Re: weighs 45 pounds

"You always put the screen against you. Try lugging a 25" monitor up 3 flights of stairs."

Or even just a 15" CRT screen. Under each arm. And EVERY FECKING DOOR you come to is a PULL not a push.

Fighter pilot shot down laptops with a flick of his copper-plated wrist

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"I have had this broom years and it's only had 6 new handles and 5 new heads. - Trigger, Only Fools and Horses."

I once got sent to a job, not without a little trepidation, because at least three other techs had been to this particular PC multiple times and from the records, every last part of the innards had each been replaced at least once. That left two options, so boss sent me out with a mains tester that would record spikes and drops etc. Rather than plug the device in and spend possibly quite some time doing nothing in the hope that "the event" would happen, ie the PC would reboot, I decided to gently tap the PC on each of its sides. It's a mini tower and the slightest knock on the side nearest the motherboard cause the now infamous "event". So I took the motherboard out, complete with it's mounting tray (remember them?), and looked down the gap and sure enough, the tray is bent and almost, but not quite, touching the solder points of the board. No doubt a temperature change would cause the metal to "pop" or maybe a kick from the user moving her feet around was causing the random reboots.

Remove board from tray, bend tray the other way, reassemble and all is well with the world, the universe is in balance and I never had to go back to that site again. Shame really, the user was very nice and I'd have liked to get to know her a bit better (I was still single back then!). I sometimes wonder if the other techs thought the same and that's why they never found the fault.

Openreach to comms providers: Why can't we be friends?

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Re: The problem, Clive...

"accessibility of the individual property"

OR already have easy access to almost every property in the UK and far easier access to new builds than anyone else. Builders often will only allow BT into the new estates at build time and no one else can get in for a year or two until the land/road/footpath access is handed over to the local council. I'm sure VM and others would love to put fibre down in the new-build ducts alongside BT.

Japanese robo-tech firm plans Olympic driverless taxi rollout

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CReating a new problem for the later generation?

"technology is widely seen in the nation as the solution to its upcoming labour shortage"

Initially, solves a few problems, such as an impending labour shortage and a population needing care now and increasing as time goes on.

But what happens in a generation when the newly ageing population is smaller, as is the workforce, but there are even fewer jobs because everything "easy" is automated?

Disney mulls Mickey Mouse magic material to thwart pirates' 3D scans

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Copy protection subsidises terrorism!!!!

Pretty much all copy protection is defeated eventually and the people most likely to be affected by it are the everyday people who, if they can't get it free or cheap;y or make their own backups, will pay for a pirate copy at the car boot. It's the organised counterfeiters who make big money from large copying runs who have the most incentive to break copy protections mechanisms and they are more likely to be connected to organised crime. Or, gasp, terrists!!!!!!111!!1!!1!

Telegram chat app founder claims Feds offered backdoor bribe

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Black Helicopters

Re: Secure Chats

"Which is why certain Usenet "personalities" were long suspected to be the online version of numbers stations."

I think we have our own right in AManFromMars ;-)

Labour says it will vote against DUP's proposed TV Licence reforms

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Re: N.I.

Do you really think Sinn Fein MPs will swear allegiance to the Queen and then take their seats?

The oath of allegiance is the primary and overriding reason they don't take their seats.

Internet hygiene still stinks despite botnet and ransomware flood

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Re: WTF are all these people?

"Newer models have the ability of accepting emails as print jobs, which means a port have to be opened for it to listen to something. This feature gives me the heebie-jeebies and I have disabled it. Great idea, but risky. No thanks."

Apart from a few rare edge case, I can't imagine email to print being anywhere near enough a "must have" to install it into the firmware of so many printers. I suspect it's purely a marketing thing in an attempt to differentiate and add to the list of features when selling them.

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