* Posts by John Brown (no body)

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So Windrush happened, and yet UK Home Office immigration data still has 'appalling defects'

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Re: The Home Office Official

"Unelected,"

I agree with everything you said but that. She was elected. Just like every other MP Most PMs are not elected specifically as PM, ie on rare occasions they may be appointed by the Sovreign and not be elected at all. But T May *was* elected. Here in the UK we don't vote for the Dear Leader. The winning party chooses the PM, who is usually the party leader who campaigned, but there's no rule or law that says the winning party leader has to be PM.

Hipster whines at tech mag for using his pic to imply hipsters look the same, discovers pic was of an entirely different hipster

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Re: So...

"Hipsters are tits. Is that slander?"

Not possible if no one self-identifies as a hipster. They can't take offence if they are not hipsters :-)

Adi Shamir visa snub: US govt slammed after the S in RSA blocked from his own RSA conf

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Re: So where would they move it to?

"you pay airport taxes and charges in any case, doesnt really make any difference if the fees are included in the ticket price or charged on the ground."

That's the point. You already pay airport taxes/landing fees, so you've already paid to use the airport. You never actually enter the country[1] and certainly don't intend to stay so why any kind of visa?

[1[ Yes. I know the US Gov has their own special and unusual idea of what "entry" means and where and how wide reaching the borders are.

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Re: So where would they move it to?

"As it turned out, to my surprise I breezed right on through with just a fee to be paid."

Even that would stick in my craw. Why should you pay a visa fee just to pass through?

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Re: So where would they move it to?

"No shortage of options, if you want to move. Frankly I can't imagine why anyone would try to organise an international event in the USA nowadays."

I wonder if it's a self-reinforcing sense of "the largest delegate contingent are USAians, therefore we must hold it there", except, of course, that's probably a matter of convenience. Hold a similar conference in Europe and you'd almost certainly find that the largest delegate contingent would be Europeans. People only travel long distances if they are being paid to do it or they are important to the conference. Wherever a conference is held, there will be relatively large numbers of "locals" who will attend as much out of curiosity as need when there's little hassle or expense in getting there. It's a lot easier to justify the junket costs if it's relatively cheap/local.

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Re: couldn't get one or couldn't get one in time?

"Its government, not Amazon or Walmart. Two months is a rush job."

...and of you have money and contacts, you get hyper-super-rush and pick one up more or less on demand. The super rich don't wait.

Silent Merc, holy e-car... What is that terrible sound?

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Re: Ringtones for cars

Sheesh! Some people have no imagination!

(Ok, ok, I was wrong. A Vulcan bomber on full throttle then.)

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Re: Ringtones for cars

or a Vulcan bomber on full afterburn?

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Ringtones for cars

We've already discussed this here a long while ago. It could create a whole new "service" industry which is totally pointless but make s a few people very rich.

Extra points for shooting drivers who choose either Hamsterdance or CrazyFrog.

Having said that, I bet each manufacturer will use a propriety audio codec or design the system in some way that you can only buy one from them.

The first ZX Spectrum prototype laid bare... (What? It was acceptable in the '80s)

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Re: I think what suprised me most...

"If you watch the video the wire wrap is mostly on the underside of the board."

I know, I did watch it. There's really not all that much wirewrap on the bottom considering that's an entire computer on that perfboard.

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I think what suprised me most...

...was the similarity in size of the wire-wrapped prototype and the finished PCB. There's not even that much wirewrap on the prototype.

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Re: 16K

"here was even a 3D tank game, well kindof, it was 3D but with line drawings"

Yes, a BattleZone clone. which was a vector graphics arcade machine, so the line drawings where actually being faithful to the original rather than an enforced limitation of the hardware on the Speccy.

Civil servants 'Sir Humphrey' their way through grilling on UK.gov's digital transformation

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Re: "No need for you to get involved in any specifics, chaps"

"There seems to be an epidemic of that in Whitehall and government lately. I wonder if that has anything to do with the current lamentable state of affairs."

No, it's very long term SOP. See the references to Sir Humphrey and the embedded video. You must be very young :-)

SPOILER alert, literally: Intel CPUs afflicted with simple data-spewing spec-exec vulnerability

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Re: A simple mitigation

"A separate processor entirely? I mean, it's the internet, why is it given access to all 36* of my cores?"

Run your bowser in a VM with restricted resources?

What links US Supreme Court, copyright legal bills, and stadium hot dog prices? A: Oracle

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So, legally, "full" mean "up to"

I'm sure the marketing lobbyists are pleased.

We're not throttling you, says Vodafone, claiming slow vid streaming is down to the 'cards'

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Re: Elegant Solution

"Queue comments on 'how many smears before you need to wipe'"

Oh, you were doing so well until you cued up that last line and let it loose.

UK's beloved RNGesus machine ERNIE goes quantum in 5th iteration

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Re: Is CECIL actually a long lost nephew of ERNIE?

When I see CECIL in an IT context, it always reminds me of Computer Education in Schools Instruction Language.

You probably have to be a certain age to get the horror of that!

Why are there never free power sockets when my Y-fronts need charging?

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Re: Don't blame ISO

"Apologies. That really shouldn't have garnered 20 up-votes when yours only got 6."

I upvoted both but changed yours to a downvote to help out :-)

'They took away our Cup-a-Soup!' Share your tales of bleak breakout areas with us

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"8:30 till 6:00"

Even on Fridays? Must have either been a very long working week or very long lunch breaks.

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Re: Full stop

...and was I the only one who read "The Reg offices often bring smiles to the faces of our crew, who are almost certainly the most "mental" people in our building."?

Customer: We fancy changing a 25-year-old installation. C'mon, it's just one extra valve... Only wafer thin...

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Re: The dirtiest four-letter word...

1) Protest strongly and repeatedly that you're a programmer and "don't do hardware/operating systems"

I did that to a friend once. I said to him, "you work in "transport", don't you, can you fix my car for me". He spluttered a bit and said he was a logistics dispatcher. So I said I fix hardware, why would he expect me to know how to fix windows. He got the point.

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Re: The dirtiest four-letter word...

"Not switched over to Linux yet*, but still running Win 7 at home and finding I can use the same excuse on anything after that with how much they've changed the interface"

Interesting experience on Win10 the other week on a relatives PC. I thought it best to make sure it had all the latest updates so went looking for the settings and decided to speed to just type "windows update" into the search box. No useful results, just "internet" results. Weird. So I changed the search to "update" and the first result is the link to "check for windows updates". Fscking strange!!

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Re: my line of defense against this:

"Just shrink the Windows partition to fit Linux and stick it somewhere such as /mnt/cdrive. LibreOffice will read all their Office files."

Oh, I wish!! Most of my relatives are into hobbies of one sort or another. Genealogy, crafting etc so moving them to a non-Windows system would be an even bigger job, if not downright impossible. File conversions, hardware drivers, apps to drive the hardware etc. is a complete non-starter. I can export Family Tree Maker data to Linux, but lots of data doesn't go because FTM allows for all sorts of data that none of the other formats will take. Cutting machines that look like printers but nothing in Linux will even see it let alone drive it etc.

Age checks for online pr0n? I've never heard of it but it sounds like a good idea – survey

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Re: Somewhere, an MI5 operative is quietly weeping into his beer

"I had an idea that ISPs in the UK were going to block them on behalf of this half arsed government? But maybe I am wrong - stupid on sooooo many levels (as has been pointed out)"

PirateBay.

I say, that sucks! Crooks are harnessing hoovers to clean out parking meters in Chelsea

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Re: Start up money

I read that as "aspirin dealers" and was wondering how they could undercut Superdrug, Morrisons, Aldi etc and still make a profit,

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Re: NCP

"On both occasions, it took me over 10 minutes to pay for my parking because the machines are so badly designed."

...and always seem to mange to hide the button to request a receipt in the system so well and that you need to know to press it before you start to make payment or you won't get one.

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Re: Most likely political

"Don't worry, once we are free from Eu interference the royal boroughs can reintroduce slavery"

Excellent. SO that means affordable (ie free, since you don't pay slaves but do need to house and feed them) housing near the job for the proles?

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Re: Most likely political

"Having said that, I personally peg this as more likely a push by the council to get people onto cashless parking to save themselves a small fortune in parking meters and the associated costs of handling cash."

Business expense claims require receipts. Daily parking charges all over the place for some of can add up quite significantly. I avoid "cashless" parking fees as much as humanly possible because it *always* generates queries on every monthly claim. If, instead of requiring registration with a credit/debit card they could just charge it to the phone account or by a "premium" text message on my company mobile phone, then I'd be happy to use them.

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Re: Useless crime enforcement

"It's the one, single, solitary time when I've had to provide actual evidence via the CCTV."

I was doing a job in a school a little while ago and the CCTV monitor was drawing green boxes around any faces it detected on the camera feed. Not sure if it then went on to make an attempt at facial recognition, but I was quite shocked that they were even going this far. At no stage on entering the school or signing in as a contractor was I informed there was CCTV surveillance and possible face recognition going on. But they did require that I prove my DBS clearance existed, even though the rules don't require I even have DBS clearance unless I'm going to be left alone with the kids on a "frequent basis", ie at least twice in two weeks.

Vodafone exec dons tartan tam-o'-shanter, clutches bottle of Irn-Bru, in snap shared with firm... just before Glasgow staff told of redundo dates

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Re: Soft Racism

"Not being to petty, but had he worn a Turban to deal with Indian staff, peeps would be outraged, and rightly so But this sort of "soft/jokey" racism is somehow acceptable?"

Ever been in one of the tourist tat shops down Princes Street? They're full of those hats. It's a bit difficult to call it any form of racism when the supposed affected parties are selling them by the truck load.

Don't mean to alarm you, but Boeing has built an unmanned fighter jet called 'Loyal Wingman'

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Re: Loyal?

"Much like any equipment with "Pro" in it's name. It won't be suitable for professional use."

Prosumer <vomit!!>

Cops told live facial recog needs oversight, rigorous trial design, protections against bias

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Re: London police commissioner Cressida Dick...

Can a woman be a dick?

Lenovo kicks down door of MWC, dumps a stack of sexy new ThinkPads

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Re: Does Lenovo think people have forgotten about....

Yes. The vast majority of those with the purchasing power in large orgs have either forgotten or never knew about it in the first place. Most of our corporate and Local Authority customers are choosing Lenovo over HP or Dell at the moment. (although Local Gov. tend to go for the L series rather than P or X.)

In hilariously petulant move, Apple shuts Texas stores and reopens them few miles down the road – for patent reasons

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Re: re: worst parasites

"That said, there are an awful lot of shyster lawyers in East Texas who will be wondering where their next fat paycheck is coming from. "

East Texas shyster lawyers. Why do I get a mental image of someone who looks a lot like Boss Hogge?

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Re: Perhaps an empty gesture

"Not the same - I interpreted the point to be that, rather than license the technology, they redesigned it to not use that technology."

And the fact they have worked around the offending patents means they effectively admit they were wrong to abuse the patents, yet they are still appealing the verdict and fine. That should go down well at the appeal.

Up up and Huawei in my beautiful buffoon: Trump sparks panic by tying tech kit ban, charges to China trade negotiations

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Jeez, what a Huawei to go: Now US senators want Chinese kit ripped out of national leccy grid

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Re: Just to set the record straight ...

"As usual, painting the entire US population with the same broad brush just makes you look silly."

Sorry, I missed off the Joke icon.

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Re: Safe Forever !

I wasn't defending Britain, I was pointing out the OPs flawed defence of the USA. He'd already taken a justified swipe at the UK which I didn't feel the need to elaborate or expand upon.

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Re: Safe Forever !

"Starting of course with Russia [ Putin and Communism and Czarism ]; Germany [ NAZIS ! ]; Great Britain [ The Auld Enemy and arrogant ruler of the British Empire ]; China [ Communism & Pipsqueak Upstart ]; Cuba [ The Castros and Taking American Sugar away from it's rightful owner ]; Mexico [ Stealing American Land by living there first ]; Old Europe [ Frequent Disobedience and culpable uninterest in Freedom! ] etc. etc., but eventually leading to shunning all nations and living happily without foreign influence: Ourselves Alone !"

Considering your penchant for historical wrongs, you might want to take a look at the USAs wholesale patent and copyright theft that they built their nation on. They only embraced international copyright and patents when they had something of their own to protect.

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"Next: Chinese food."

Nah, they'll just rename it. Freedom Fries anyone?

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Re: Naive question

"You have some reading to do and comprehension to discover about what China has been deliberately and blatantly doing to the world over the last 21 years."

Yes, they've been stealing the historical US playbook contents. The US took absolutely no notice of patents or copyright in Europe for much of their history. China has been doing the same to the US that the US did to the rest of the world.

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Re: Letting slip about gringo kit

"This is smelling more and more like a trade dispute, and the US trying to maintain its position of market dominance in networking equipment."

You are almost certainly correct. However, what made US companies think their technical expertise would stay proprietary when they outsourced the manufacture to the "enemy"?

IBM so very, very sorry after jobs page casually asks hopefuls: Are you white, black... or yellow?

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Re: Racist bastards!

"Except of course that there really are British people, and even if you were born there, that doesn't magically make you one, if you aren't."

You missed the point. All modern humans originated in Africa. There were no Britons until some moved here then after many 1000's of years decided what they should be called (after multiple invasions and merging of many other "ethnic" groups. For that matter, the people called the "Brtons" were invaders displacing the Celts (who in turn displaced Picts etc)

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Re: There's A Bit Of A Slope On It

"My guess, not having seen the episode, is that they had some form of stretched car, and were also trying to be funny with a potential mispronunciation of the word "wrong"."

That sounds plausible. Not having watched the show, and based on the comments, my first through was it was a poor pun based on The Long March.

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Re: There's A Bit Of A Slope On It

"I've never heard someone use the term "slope" as a racially derogatory term. It must be a regional thing?"

ISTR hearing it as a derogatory term by soldiers in US war movies based in Vietnam (or Korea??). Not sure now, it was a long time a go I don't recall hearing it elsewhere or since then.

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Re: sorry or not

"My son has two friends: one has an African and a German parent and the other two (European) Portuguese parents."

Over 40 years ago, am advert on local TV for something I've long forgotten about, had a Geordie lad (James Bolam IIRC) chatting with an old Chinese guy in a takeaway. Only James did the taking until right at the end when he says "So, what part of China are you from?" and the old "Chinese" guy replies, in a broad Geordie accent, "Ahm from Sooth Sheels, Man!".

The moral of the story is you can't really specify someone by their nationality based on colour, eg "German" could mean someone of any ethnicity. South Shields, being a sea port, has had, for example a significant Somali population since the mid-1800's so I'm pretty sure those people descended from those immigrants all see themselves as British by now.

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Re: sorry or not

"Sadly given the increasingly frequent calls for diversity at any cost, the obsession is largely necessary."

The biggest problem with diversity is the calls for more diversity at any cost. In a fair world, you'd just hire the person who best passed the interview stage.

Bun fight breaks out after devs, techie jump ship: Bakery biz Panera sues its former IT crowd

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Re: McD’s Ordee console works

"McD’s App based ordering is also really good they just need to stop hiding the damn QR code check-in."

They're all ok if you know what you want. What they are all shite at is making it easy to browse the menu. In other words, they work for the frequent customers but turn off the occasional customer. To my mind that is short termism thinking because they are pandering to the regulars and reducing customer growth. The regulars will keep coming back anyway. New or occasional customer are more likely to walk out in confusion. Especially with the BK self service system.

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Re: Nah

"This is just yanks being cunts and suing people because they can."

I'm not sure I'd go that far, but on the other hand, surely a "non-compete clause" is anathema in The Land Of The Free? Or do non-compete clauses not kick in if you are fired rather than resigning?

Watchdog asks UK.gov to reissue freedom of information guidance after councils are told to STFU about Brexit plans

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Re: Why worry?

"I'm starting to doubt Project Fear exists."

I don't think it ever did. There was never any need for a Project Fear. We already have a "meeja" who love to spout bad news whenever they can. The bigger and more scary, the better. And they've had many decades to perfect the process.

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