* Posts by John Brown (no body)

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You know the President is able to shut down all US comms, yeah? An FCC commish wants to stop him from doing that

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Re: Its not Huawei we need to worry about

It would certainly demonstrate just how much various Amazon so-called subsidiaries depend on the US mothership if the .com went dark, eg tracking links, telemetry etc.

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Re: Very poor story

"Both are extremely biased and wrong."

That's neither here nor there. Both statements are about Trump in particular and neither are about the Republican party as a whole. You don't seem to be able to separate the two concepts in your own mind and have supported your opponents argument in process..

Looking for a Valentine's bargain? Samsung's next pholdable tipped for 14 Feb release at a trifling $1,400

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Re: Eh...

One that fits in your pocket, or something else?

Verity Stob is 'Disgusted of HG Wells': Time, gentlemen, please

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Nah, SuperASCIIanimation!!

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Alien

...with AManFromMars1 as script editor?

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Re: they are still messing with historical figures too much for my liking

"I know they come from up North, but I wouldn't presume that aliens would just ignore Sheffield!"

Many of us here up north try our best to ignore Sheffield!

FCC lines up $16 billion for broadband across entire US. Well, except New York because, screw them, right?

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New NY Broadband Program

The New New York Broadband Program. Is that the one run by cats?

InLinkUK collapse: Ad market, planning woes, £20m debt and drug dealers using booths to blame, say admins

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Re: Boo-hoo what a shame

"One less useless piece of "street furniture" spewing adverts at your face as you try to make your way down an already busy pavement."

On the other hand, one of the primary objections seems to be that nefarious souls could make anonymous calls for nefarious reasons. But that also applies to existing phone boxes, so is this a new reason for BT to remove the remaining ones?

In deepest darkest Surrey, an on-prem SAP system running 17-year-old software is about to die....

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Re: Planning

A PIII Xeon at 933MHz. Or, if it was late 2000, a P4 at 1.5GHz for bleeding edge, which is unlikely for a local Council.

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Re: Planning

The existing hardware is nearly 20 years old. I suspect the OS has little to do with the need to replace the hardware. I'm sure most people would be getting a bit nervous at running business critical functions on that hardware.

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"So bringing the system back in-house saved loads of cash so they decided to outsource it again in a way that prevents an upgrade..."

I can see the logic. Sort of. Bringing it back saved money, ie reduced running costs. They now have a cost benchmark to work to so outsourcers bidding have to come under that benchmark making it it cheaper again. (naturally, it will cost more, but the headline "basic service cost" will be a headline grabbing saving. They;ll just try very hard to hide the costs of the extra little tweaks and services they forgot to put into the original tender which will increase, not decrease the annual bills.)

German scientists, Black Knights and the birthplace of British rocketry

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Re: What Ails you?

There's also an instance of Saunders-Roe almost immediately followed by an instance of Sanders-Row. But the Tips and Corrections doesn't work on this laptop. I don't have an email client on it.

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Re: Another interesting article

The USA has a track record of pointing at their allies high tech achievements which compete with their own and telling them they could save a fortune by cancelling the project because the US promises a "great deal" by selling them "better" US stuff. Then not quite coming through on the deal. There was a mach 3 Canadian fighter jet too.

Take DOS, stir in some Netware, add a bit of Windows and... it's ALIIIIVE!

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MENU.BAT

A home brewed batch file to copy over the relevant CONFIG.SYS and AUTOEXEC.BAT then reboot for the relevant needs of the moment.

Eventually, DOS and/or various addons caught up and allowed menu choices within the CONFIG.SYS file itself.

Microsoft: 14 January patch was the last for Windows 7. Also Microsoft: Actually...

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Re: 7 what?

Out of curiosity, which 10+ year old version of Linux are you using that still gets security patches?

Speaking as a FreeBSD user here, currently on 11, looking at upgrading to 12, having started on 4.3R.

Remember that 2024 Moon thing? How about Mars in 2033? Authorization bill moots 2028 for more lunar footprints

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If you mean an orbit to orbit vehicle, then yes. But they still need to launch fuel tankers

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Re: Getting to the Moon is no walk in the park

"Space exploration will go forth with private companies, helmed by billionaires, because they are the only forces left that have the vision and the willpower to get things done."

Even billionaires can't keep paying for stuff like this without some sort of return. Even a long term goal of a self-sustaining off-world colony will take more than they have and decades of time, at least. Not forgetting that a lot of the priavte space industry is feeding of the Government Teat for much of it's finance. Doing government work cheaper than government can is only sustainable while governments are spending on space and their spends match what the private companies want to do.

Windows takes a tumble in the land of the Big Mac and Bacon Double Cheeseburger

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Re: To be fair

"but it does smell nicer than it tastes "

That does seem to be true of supermarket "every day" bacon, especially the unsmoked variety. If you go for the higher priced better stuff, or better yet go to a decent butcher, then bacon usually tastes as good as it smells.

I'll not mention the argument about red or brown sauce though. Oops!

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Re: They would use audio for non sighted customers.

My order never arrived because I refuse to be addressed by a number. I am not a number! I am a free man!

Brit brainiacs say they've cracked non-volatile RAM that uses 100 times less power

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Re: Welcome to the Machine

"Cue the Pink Floyd:"

FTFY

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Re: RAM clear on power off ?

So, a bit like a BBC micro with, eg the WordWise sideways ROM installed?

Protestors in Los Angeles force ICANN board out of hiding over .org sale – for a brief moment, at least

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Re: Appearance of impropriety

Oh, ok. I'd best go back to using UK of GB & NI then :-)

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Re: Appearance of impropriety

"Selling a public good that has been entrusted to them is the real impropriety. "

They'd feel right at home in the corridors of gov.uk.

BOFH: When was the last time someone said these exact words to you: You are the sunshine of my life?

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I recently did compulsory survey from my employer about desks, chairs, screens, keyboards etc. There was no "not applicable" option and I'm not office based so pretty much no questions applied to me. But then these sorts of things are created by office based people and since they never see us remote people, we don't exist but are still on the mailing lists.

Clunk, whirr, buzz, whine. Shared office space can be a riot and sounds like one too

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Re: Companies in France

"Ah yes, the cul-de-sac."

I well remember as a spotty teen on my first visit to Germany and giggling at all the signs stating "Ausfart" along the autobahns.

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Re: At least...

Yep, this why they pay Dabbsy the Big Buckstm. He spots the odd clever linkages with the real world.

Teenagers today. Can't take them anywhere, eh? 18-year-old kid accused of $50m SIM-swap cryptocurrency heist

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Re: Canada!

There's still a court case to come, and if found guilty, an actual sentence,

Curse of Boeing continues: Now a telly satellite it built may explode, will be pushed up to 500km from geo orbit

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Re: Spaceway-1

Maybe when it was launched the fuel reserve might have been calculated to last significantly longer than it's initial intended life span, but since then, new regulations on moving "dead" sats out of orbit mean it must be moved now while there enough fuel to move it to a safe orbit. It was launched 15 years ago and probably designed and specified at least 5 years prior to that when there was probably a lot less concern about what happens to expired sats.

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Re: Where will the bits go?

3000 metres per SECOND, not 3000 metres per HOUR or 3KPH. There's a slight but perceptible difference :-)

This episode of Black Mirror sucks: London cops boast that facial-recog creepycams will be on the streets this year

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Although I agree with your sentiment, because like most readers here I have at least a basic understanding of statistics and a reasonable understanding of the state of facial recognition technology, I suspect the majority of the population have little idea about either and thing what they see in TV crime shows is all true and therefore this is a "good" thing "because it'll help catch criminals, innit"

Apple: EU can't make us use your stinking common charging standard

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Re: We should just all use SCART

"what of the manufacturer who makes a properly sealed, fully waterproof device"

Why do you assume that having an external connection socket stops a device from being fully waterproof?

Beware the Friday afternoon 'Could you just..?' from the muppet who wants to come between you and your beer

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Re: Landlord's daughter didn't believe in protection

Nah, protection is vital or it could end up in some very expensive maintenance!!

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Re: not a fortune but still

"FTFY. Nothing particularly unusual about IT guys (not to mention gals) there."

There's no need to add "gals" as an alternative to guys. Every Youtube how-to video starts off with "hi guys", whether it be a male or female showing you their latest "clever life hack". Guys is now an all inclusive term.

Rockstar dev debate reopens: Hero programmers do exist, do all the work, do chat a lot – and do need love and attention from project leaders

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Re: We have "hero" CEOs, executives, marketdroids, sport players, singers, etc.

"The thought seems to be that you need to become a manager to get that noticeable rise in pay."

And yet in the sports and entrainment industries, the "stars" almost always earn more than their managers.

SLS goes vertical at Stennis while NASA practises SRB stacking

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Re: If you had actually listened to your glorious leader ...

" pork rocket

Nyuck, nyuck, chortle"

Mythbusters demonstrated a salami powered rocket. So, not as far fetched as you might think :-)

Beer necessities: US chap registers bevvy as emotional support animal so he can booze on public transport

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Re: No beer on the train?

"I've occasionally boarded a Friday evening train at Kings Cross and arrived ready to party in Newcastle a few hours later."

Really? You must travel very often if that occasionally happens to you. For most people, getting from Kings Cross to Newcastle in only a few hours by train is a once in a lifetime experience and very much worth celebrating!

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Re: Trains and Boats and Planes

I suspect it's more to do with the financial means of those who travel on them. You're unlikely to get scruffy winos on the Orient Express or airliners so less likely to get rowdy drunks who piss themselves.

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Re: their name's Eric.

Or Alan (Whicker) since it's for travelling.

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Re: No beer on the train?

I;ve seen those weedy little US standard beer cans. You could probably pour a six pack into a large thermos.

Chrome suddenly using Bing after installing Office 365 Pro Plus... Yeah, that might have been us, mumbles Microsoft

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Re: Phew!

You evil nasty person! :-)

WindiLeaks: 250 million Microsoft customer support records dating back to 2005 exposed to open internet

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On Call? Who, Me?

Microsoft secured the databases over 30-31 December, winning praise from Diachenko for "quick turnaround on this despite [it being] New Year's Eve".

Is this one we can expect to read about in a year or three?

Xerox to nominate up to 11 directors to HP's board in hostile takeover push – report

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Re: Has this ever worked?

In this case, I can't see it ending well. The so-called synergies never materialise and Xerox are funding the buy-out with debt. Loading up your purchase with debt never seems to work.

Ancient Ore Crusher or KillBot 2000? NASA gets ready to pick a name for its Mars 2020 Rover

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Named by politicians?

"Promise, Fortitude, Courage, Vision, Tenacity, Clarity, Endurance, Ingenuity and Perseverance"

That sounds like a list drawn up by patriotic politicians. Or 19th century Admirals.

From WordPad to WordAds: Microsoft caught sneaking nagging Office promos into venerable text editor beta

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"there should be away to use a computer and not be exposed to ads."

There is. I don't really need to mention it here through. We already know.

The Foot of Cupid emits final burst of flatulence in honour of fallen Python Terry Jones

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Always look...

...on the bright side of life

'nuff said.

WTF, EFS? Experts warn Windows encryption could spawn nasty new ransomware

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Re: This fails to surprise me...

Not sure about anal, or if it's standard practice today, but back in the days of MS-DOS PCs and Netware servers, that was pretty much the standard practice in most places, at least from small to medium businesses that I had dealings with. Smaller one might have rolled around each month simply for cost reasons rather than keeping three months worth of backups. Either way, companys with Newtware/MSDOS networks were generaly companies who had computerised properly for the first time so usually were set up by someone who knew what they were doing and a proper backup regime was set up as part of the installation/service. Likely that 3rd party would also be doing their support and there was no one on site who understood enough to make decisions over-riding the process. Things were done because the installers had told them that's how it should be done.

US court rules: Just because you can extract teeth while riding a hoverboard doesn't mean you should

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Re: .hoverboards do not exist outside of fiction

All you need to do is paint the bottom of the board with Cavorite.

Fly me to the M(O2)n: Euro scientists extract oxygen from 'lunar dust' by cooking it with molten salt electrolysis

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Re: Energy

In a few more years, 1999 will be further back in time than they were looking forward when they made the show. And we still don't have a moonbase or Eagles.

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Re: I've heard rumors

"both byproducts of human metabolism"

Windows 7 back in black as holdouts report wallpaper-stripping shenanigans

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Re: Will they replace the start-up sound as well?

I thought they did that many years ago. Evidence: Clippy.

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