* Posts by John Brown (no body)

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TCL's latest e-ink tech looks good on paper, but Chinese giant will have to back up extraordinary claims

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Re: Can you fold it or cut it?

"If it's really foldable,"

Can you make a Paper Aircraft and maybe Release it Into Spaaaaaace???

As Amazon pulls union-buster job ads, workers describe a 'Mad Max' atmosphere – unsafe, bullying, abusive

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corporate employee or fulfillment center associate

What's the difference between and employee and an associate? Is one treated better than the other? Got more rights and/or benefits?

Funny, that: Handy script for wiping directories is capable of wreaking havoc beyond a miscreant's wildest dreams

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Re: We've all been there

"the QA team responsible"

Oh, the irony!

China trolls Trump with tech export rules changes that could imperil TikTok sale

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"So do we now have Vlad on one side of the US presidential election and Xi on the other?"

Hmmm...sorta like Korea or Vietnam or Afghanistan. A proxy war by the superpowers where the chosen 3rd world field of battle is where the most damage will happen. Only this time the superpowers are Russia and China and the field of battle is the USA.

Adobe yanks freebie Creative Cloud offer – now universities and colleges have to put up or shut up

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Re: Adobe infurate

What if the Uni provides the laptop to the student to work from home?

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Re: Just perhaps

"Universities don't just teach theory, they also teach employable skills and if you want to work in creative industries in particular you need to have knowledge of using Adobe tools."

So, use cheaper alternatives for years one and two and use Adobe for year three. The students come out multi-skilled with the most recent being what the main employers want them to know. Everybody wins and the graduates are ready for change or to work for companies who do use alternatives. Remember, a degree isn't supposed to be a vocational work experience course. It's supposed to teach you the subject as well as how to research and learn on your own or in a team. I wonder how many here have degrees they never used as intended? Or where their degree simply made them more skilled for the unrelated job they ended up in. ISTR someone once posted they did a chemistry degree but ended up in software design, primarily but not exclusively in the pharmaceutical industry.

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"The problem is finding tutorials and support as a beginner or intermediate user."

That shouldn't be a problem for students though, what with them being in a place of learning and all :-)

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"I think giving students a range of tools and teaching them how different features work, as opposed to parrot-fashion which key presses or mouse clicks are needed, is much more important."

Whilst I agree with you, the students in question are "creatives", not techies :-)

The truth is, honest people need willpower to cheat, while cheaters need it to be honest

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Re: I don't think they were measuring "honesty"

"free" at the point of use/consumption.

Forget your space-age IT security systems. It might just take a $1m bribe and a willing employee to be pwned

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Re: Old and romantic notions

"Fitbits, laptop, cars parked in the garage and their credit cards when they buy a drink or ten. I expect that's happening, but under the table."

The likes of Google and Facebook probably already have that. More so is/when Google put their hubs into the hotel rooms.

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Re: Well the FSB ain't what it used to be

But will all your friends, neighbours, employer etc think that too? Can you be absolutely certain?

You Musk be joking: A mind-reading Neuralink chip in a pig's brain? Downloadable memories? Telepathy? Watch and judge for yourself

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Re: Optimistically...

"I guess I'm groping towards the idea that if I'm proficient and fluent at something, it almost feels as if I'm 'thinking' it into being."

Right up until you get distracted. e.g. something you saw on TV last night, what might be for tonight's dinners, that pretty woman (or man) who just walked past. Computers have enough trouble doing speech recognition, let alone recognise multiple unrelated words all in the same voice. Very few people can concentrate 100% on something for more than a few seconds without any distraction.

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Re: Reductionist science, thus fatally flawed speculative tech.

"prosthetic limbs using muscle nerve signals probably require plenty of user training to learn to use"

We already have prosthetics that work by sensing muscle twitches and nerve impulses and yes, they do take time for each individual to learn to control. I can only imagine using a brain implant sensor is likely to be at the same level of required training if not more so.

Multiple customers knocked offline as firefighters tackle flames at Telstra's London Hosting Centre bit barn

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Re: Another Ups Fire?

Are you suggesting this might be "cyber war"? Hacker attacking infrastructure and causing damage? Are they Huawei UPS? Or just run-of-the-mill explody UPSs?

Techie studied ancient ways of iSeries machine, saved day when user unleashed eldritch powers, got £50 gift voucher

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Re: You get told "We're not renewing your contract anymore"

Have a pint of bitter on me :-)

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Re: However, he also got a reputation...

"That worked very well up until my particular section of IT ended up under Marketing,"

Have you considered a career change? Maybe as a nursery school worker where the level of intellectual conversation might be a bit higher than currently?

Google wants to listen in to whatever you get up to in hotel rooms

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Re: Presumably these things need power...

You might want to try a cheap made in China copy. Only the true Thor, son of Odin can wield Mjölnir!

US Air Force shows off latest all-electric flying car, says it 'might seem straight out of a Hollywood movie'

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Re: OK i get it, its a demonstrator but...

"I'd still argue that a helicopter will do that job quicker, cheaper and easier then a flying car."

Yep. If it needs to be small and cheap, what about those helicopters used for herding cattle in Australia? Tiny, cheap, agile and you can get two in it.

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Re: Paint it orange and yellow . . .

". . . then it will look like one of those plastic toddlers' toy cars with a bunch of drones strapped to the top. The only conceivable use of such a thing is to convey Chair Force brass around a military base in, um, style, we'll go with style."

The Segway of the skies!!!! Sounds like a cool idea but anyone using one ends up looking like a dick.

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Considering the level of battery and motor technology, I think range anxiety is something you'll get even stepping into a fully charged unit.

A bridge too far: Passengers on Sydney's new ferries would get 'their heads knocked off' on upper deck, say politicos

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Re: Make use of the problem

"Label the upper deck - POLITICIANS and LAWYERS ONLY"

Nah.

Label the upper deck - POLITICIANS, LAWYERS and MARKETERS ONLY

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Re: I heard that everything in Australia will kill you.

"But I always thought that only applied to the plants and animals!"

Yep, they got the full set now. Animal, vegetable and mineral.

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Re: High tide only

I thought you ate them with tatties and haggis.

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Re: They could

I think I saw a documentary where people travelled in a big cylinder from one side of the world to the other. They overcame the "upside down" issue by swivelling the chairs around as they passed the halfway mark. Or maybe that's just a fake implanted memory.

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Re: They could

"You are thinking small. If you dredge deep enough then eventually there will not be enough water to fill the gap and job done !"

You might be on to something there. When the ferries were ordered, sea level was lower, but due to climate change, the sea levels have risen and now the ferries are "too tall". If we dredge all the rivers and harbours around the world enough, that should drop the sea levels back to whatever we all agree is "normal". After all, it's been reported that the "pause" in sea level rise during the 70s and 80s was due to large numbers of massive damns being built, so there is precedent :-)

This PDP-11/70 was due to predict an election outcome – but no one could predict it falling over

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Re: The elevator did it

"I remember listening to the radio while my Sinclair ZX81 executed code; distinct patterns of noise depending on what the computer was doing."

Even prior to the ZX80, there were programs for the TRS-80, at least, which were intended to play "music" through the interference on MW/AM radios by doing various loops to create the notes. No doubt there were other similar things pre-dating that too, eg singing printers, singing disk drives etc on mainframes.

Chromium devs want the browser to talk to devices, computers directly via TCP, UDP. Obviously, nothing can go wrong

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Re: Ye Gods!

That reminds me. It's time for Tiffin!

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Re: Trustworthy?

Chrome is the modern IE6.

"Best viewed using Chrome - because we use "features" of Chrome that no other browser has and are used right at the start of the page render so royally fucking up page display in any other browser."

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Re: "Like WebUSB, WebMIDI and WebBluetooth, …"

"Yep. If I wanted a browser-OS, I'd use ChromeOS. You can't simply shoehorn a browser into doing everything!"

It does look as if the endgame here for The Goog is an appliance with the absolute bare minimum of OS under the browser, just enough to run it, and everything else is a webapp.

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Re: I choose the clients...

...at least not until said client is the only option because all the browser makers have followed suit. Although hopefully some decent blocking add-ons might available by then.

You *bang* will never *smash* humiliate me *whack* in front of *clang* the teen computer whizz *crunch* EVER AGAIN

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Re: How you really fix an Amiga 500

(thermal cycling?)

We called it thermal creep. But it applies to most mechanical friction joints unless extra measures are taken.

So if you switched it on and it didn't boot, the best thing to do was pick it up 6 inches and drop it, which would reseat the chips.

That might work short term, but not advised if there is an internal HDD (Could that be done with an A500? I had an A1200 ) Anyway, when I first started out as a field engineer, pushing the DIL RAM chips and others back into IBM PCs and clones was probably about half of the jobs I went to.

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Re: Embarrassing?

"TURN THE BRIGHTNESS UP!"

Had a call for a dim screen, full brightness, barely visible display. I get sent out to take a look and maybe adjust the HT voltage up as an interim fix. It's on the factory floor. Clean the glass, turn the brightness down to normal levels, users all happy. Sometimes, it's not a technical fault :-)

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Re: took his hammer and smashed it to very tiny pieces

"Hammering the proverbial square peg into a round hole is just asking for the joint to fail at an inopportune time."

I remember woodwork lessons at school 50+ years ago and we had square drill bits :-)

It was essentially a square box/tube with a drill bit down the inside and the four sides of the business end sharpened to chisel through as the inner round bit drilled. It's probably got a proper name, but i've not seen or used one since school/

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Re: With great power comes great incompatibility

"For future reference, they make locking outlet covers that fit over an inserted plug or plugs, preventing the removal of same."

Just bear ion mind, and plan for, those moments when an emergency power removal must be performed at great speed. eg make sure the cover doesn't prevent access to the switch or that the end going into the device is easily removable.

So long, Top Gun... AI software waxes US F-16 pilot's tail 5-0 during virtual dogfight drills

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Nor forgetting the manoeuvrers that Harrier pilots came up with. An F-35 under full computer control could probably pull some very interesting manoeuvrers against a human pilot. Although I suspect that when the first fully non-human piloted fighters are ready to go into service, they may not look like what we think of currently as fighter aircraft.

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"while pulling 9G."

That's the deal breaker when it comes to a meatbag pilot against AI assisted remote pilot. Suddenly the flight envelope is only limited by the strength of the airframe and power of the engines. And you no longer need the weight of the pilot plus gear/life support and the heavy ejector seat.

Trucking hell: Kid leaves dad in monster debt after buying oversized vehicle on eBay

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Re: Unlikely story

"19k would be quite achievable on a card if you had a decent credit score."

He's described in the story as a "takeaway worker". That means he works in a fast-food place, pizzas, kebabs, currys, fish'n'chiops, whatever. Unless he owns the place, he's not likely to be running that high a credit score or have enough movement in his account that a £19K credit limit is likely. Especially after the payday loan kerfuffle in the last year or three resulting a tightening of the rules on giving easy credit to people who can't afford to pay it back. £19K is likely more than his annual salary,

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Re: Unlikely story

"There's nothing wrong with a good truck in much of America. Plenty of things to haul, unpaved roads to explore and alligators to shoot and bring home to eat."

While true in some case, the vast majority of the population live in cities where a truck, big or otherwise is personal choice or a status symbol. We call them "Chelsea Tractors" over here. The clue being that no one would EVER need a tractor in Chelsea! (Well, maybe a tractor pulling a grass cutter in a local park, but I'm sure you get the point.

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Re: As far as eBay and PayPal are concerned

I would tend to agree with you on the whole. There's no way to prove the person logged in is the person making the transaction in the same way that someone can take and use someone elses credit/debit card and use it in a shop. If they have the card and PIN, there's no way for the shop assistant to know that the person is not the valid cardholder. In effect, the child "stole" his fathers identity.

Putting the d'oh! in Adobe: 'Years of photos' permanently wiped from iPhones, iPads by bad Lightroom app update

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Re: so I never saw a need for backing up photos

The vast majority of people wouldn't even know how do that, let alone think it was justified. At best, most would use a single cloud provider but probably only if it's set up by default or they already lost stuff and learned the hard way.

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Sounds like a corrupted backup process anywhere from it's never done a successful backup to just far enough back that it's trickled through to the least used backup. If the former, then it was never a backup if a restore was never verified, but it sounds more like the latter.

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Correct. Especially if the device is not provided by the education establishment in question. Although in the case in question, it sounds like it was a university which would probably only require that the account is logged in on the device to get access. But maybe she didn't have auto-login switched on either.

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Re: Class action suit in 3... 2... 1...

"I've worked at companies where whole servers have gone down, power surge due to a lightning strike, fire, flood etc. They didn't wail about how unfair life is, they got replacement hardware in and recovered their data."

Do you think said company would just "suck it up" if their vendor supplied updates wiped the server? There's going to be downtime, even if it's just a few hours/days/weeks while they rebuild from backups, Or do you think the company might be suing the people who caused the damage?

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Re: Class action suit in 3... 2... 1...

"Whatever liabilities a software creator may have the ongoing existence of data stored on a device they are not responsible for is not one of them."

There's a pretty strong argument that they ARE responsible for deleting data on a general purpose device though. If it had been a specific single function device like a camera, cable/sat decoder box etc that an update may do a factory reset, then yeah, there might be an argument for deleting user data. I'm fairly confident that most courts in most jurisdictions are unlikely to look favourably on a company provided update to a single app deleting data that might not actually relate to the app itself.

People losing data by not having backups because they got malware or dropped and smashed their device is upsetting but they will accept it's mainly their own fault. Having your data deleted by a company error who you have paid to supply an app, backup or no backup, is very much mostly the fault of the supplier not the user.

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Re: Class action suit in 3... 2... 1...

"No doubt the EULA requires accepting arbitration rather than a lawsuit, and limits potential damages"

Have these one-sided, onerous EULAs ever actually been properly tested in court yet? From what I remember reading of various cases over the years, despite the EULA pretty much absolving the vendor of most/all liability, they almost always end up settling out of court for much more than the EULA would imply. It's almost as if the corporations are frightened of setting a legal precedent proving the EULAs are not worth the paper and ink or digital bits they are written on.

Tired: Cheap space launch outfits. Wired: Software-and-data-as-a-service for cheap space launch outfits

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I hope...

...they are planning in investing a little cash into the business than they put into the promo. That looked like one of those crappy HR online training courses we have to sit through a few times per year on GDPR, Anti-bribary/corruption etc.

Space station update: Mystery tiny but growing air leak sparks search for hole

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"other than the insinuation an American Astronaut wanted to come home early."

Yeah...I think that was actually an episode of The Big Bang Theory.

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"Time to send an astronaut outside with a spray bottle of soapy water. Look for the bubbles."

Great idea. Remind me, what happens to water in the vacuum of space?

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Re: Call a plumber

The return trip is the cheap part. It's downhill all the way.

We've heard some made-up stories but this is ridiculous: Microsoft Flight Simulator, Bing erect huge skyscraper out of bad data

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Re: ...REAL plane

"He could hover over the deck and fly backwards over the deck, but he couldn't land on the deck and was obliged to call down to ask the carrier to slow down."

That last sounds a bit suspect. It seems like the tale has grown with the telling. There's no reason the plane couldn't land if it could match the speed of the ship.

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