* Posts by Sir Runcible Spoon

5769 publicly visible posts • joined 29 May 2007

Oculus: 'Terrifying' virtual reality gaming 'will change the world', WE SWEAR IT

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Re: I wish people would stop going on about OR

A spaceship sim could be expected to have a few more button requirements though - although if the OR is all it's cracked up to be when it comes out I will be building a rig especially for Star Citizen including a dedicated button/switch console that maps to keys for the in-game controls.

Not sure I'll go as far as a full-on cockpit, but I can see a comfy chair and well-placed controls in my future :)

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Re: I wish people would stop going on about OR

" because you cannot see the keyboard while playing"

They could always develop a keyboard where there are sensors around the edges so that a tracking unit on the OR can place it, then all they need to do is render it on-screen for you :) Job done.

Quite how CoD would look with a keyboard off to one side though is another matter :)

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Joke

Sir

Sell the toddler for hardware upgrades

SECRET draft copyright treaty LEAKED: Meet the Trans-Pacific Partnership

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Mushroom

Global Thermo Nuclear Copyright

The only winning move is not to play.

Web giants cry foul over US gov's refusal to budge on NSA spy gag orders

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Joke

Re: Lavabit keys

I wonder what the NSA would have done had Lavabit provided Snowdens key in clear (digitally I mean - not the paper trick :) ) and included all the others but redacted them?

What's good for the goose etc.

NSA, you are a bunch of <redacted> <redacted>.

or perhaps that would read better as..

NSA, <redacted> <redacted> <redacted> <redacted> <redacted> fucking cunts.

GCHQ hijacked LinkedIn profiles to hack Belgian telecoms network – report

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@Roj Blake

+1 for the subversive reference in your handle

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Re: Sir

You could infer that, but it isn't stated.

Also, what's the foreign affairs secretary doing overseeing wholesale spying on the home population, surely that would fall under the remit of the Home Secretary?

Do you see why the distinction is important AC?

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Coat

What about BT?

In order to tap UK comms wholesale, you only have to look for the wholesale provider of comms in the UK.

Do GCHQ have the right to demand access from a private company in the UK? And if so, what kind of legal position does that leave BT in?*

*Based on previous reports of abuse of this type, any complaints to the paid security force Police will just get buried. *cough*phorm*cough*

Who's that rifling through my coat pockets? --->

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Holmes

Sir

From the /. post (response from GCHQ) contained the following phrase..

"and that there is rigorous oversight, including from the Secretary of State"

I was under the impression that here in the UK, a Secretary of State is basically a member of the cabinet (i.e. head of a department) as such there is no the.

However, in the USA there is a single entity holding that position, so could correctly be referred to as the.

I will leave the conclusion as an exercise for the reader.

MPAA, RIAA: Kids need to learn 3 Rs – reading, writing and NO RIPPING

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Re: Let's generalise this a bit

Sorry Vic, but you're wrong..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmZm8vNHBSU

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Sir

Headmaster: Ok, if you want to you can put it in at 2pm on Thursdays, but in the interests of balance we'll be running it between the course on' downloading torrents via VPN' class and the 'how to protect your own content from big corporation stealing bastards' class.

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Re: Let's generalise this a bit

I'm still pissed off at the lead-in on DVD's saying that downloading pirated movies is STEALING. It actually makes me want to steal and car with a handbag on the seat containing a movie.

Actually, since that is a lie, and it's an advert - will complaining to the ASA get me anywhere? Anyone know if it's already been tried?

Japanese PM holds on for dear life in self-driving car

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Facepalm

Sir

"his left hand clamped firmly"

Shenanigans!

He quite clearly is using the 'door handle' as an arm rest (it actually looks like it was designed well and supports the arm at a comfy angle) and was doing so in a relaxed manner from the moment he put on his seatbelt.

Sensationalist bullshit El Reg - shame on you.

And then I remembered the red top :/

Yet ANOTHER IE 0-day hole found: Malware-flingers already using it for drive-by badness

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Re: hmmm, IE, IE, IE???

I think it stands for something like

Insert Excrement

Snowden: Hey fellow NSA worker, mind if I copy your PASSWORD?

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Re: Is it just me...

1. If I tell someone I'm authorised to enter their house and they give me the key to get in - that isn't breaking and entering.

2. Theft is where you deprive the owner of something. He's perhaps stolen the jam out of their fucking doughnut, but he didn't steal the data - he made an un-authorised copy.

Perhaps they will accuse of copyright infringment next, although there are about 6 billion people who would make a counter claim I expect.

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Re: What a maroon!

Silly me, I thought you said Macaroon and thought you were nuts

World's first 3D-printed metal gun 'more accurate' than factory-built cousin

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Re: Biological Printer

"I have a biological printer"

I foresee QA being an issue :P

Anonymous threatens cyberwar with Anonymous

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Pint

Re: Why on Earth...?

I want a popcorn icon! (to go with the beer)

Irresistible force meets immovable object troll vs idiot wars!

Doctor Who nicked my plot and all I got was a mention in this lousy feature

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Re: They do say

there's only one missing and that's the one that's playing out in real life:

- surrender to apathy

Furious Google techie on NSA snooping: 'F*CK THESE GUYS'

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Sir

I think I've come up with another argument against those that trot out that bollocks about having nothing to hide:

I tell them that if they allow the government to build and perpetuate an all-spying apparatus, then I will do my best to get into a position of power over that apparatus.

I then ask them how they would feel about me having that degree of power over them.

Their faces paint a picture - try it :)

Brit spymasters: Cheers, Snowden. Terrorists are overhauling their comms

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Re: Pretty much as expected then

I wasn't even aware that it was the job of GCHQ to catch paedophiles, I thought that was up to the Police?

Anyone got a copy of their remit that says this? (Other than some shite the Home Secretary spouts off)

Watch out spooks: STANDARDS GROUPS are COMING AFTER YOU

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Re: Pick 3 encryption schemes

"Notice that it doesn't get bogged down in 'proving identity', this is unnecessary, you don't do this now with ordinary email."

However once you have established the trust you can digitally sign your email.

Bitcoin burglar bags a million bucks

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Re: Monopoly can be a hard game ..

If you can trade recognised tender for bitcoins but cannot perform the reverse, how is it even attractive for an investor?

Another DEVASTATING Chelyabinsk METEOR STRIKE: '7x as likely' as thought

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Re: Instant climate change

"We already have something. It's called "rain", it's automatic, and it doesn't cost the taxpayers anything at all!!"

You really are a deep thinker phil8192.

So, if there is a dust cloud encircling the Earth, how is the water evaporated?

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Re: Instant climate change

Perhaps we should be investigating ways to precipitate the dust from the atmosphere back to Earth.

Crowdfunded audit of 'NSA-proof' encryption suite TrueCrypt is GO

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Re: Still not "secure" @AC

"Basically multiple encryption isn't any mroe secure than a single good layer of encryption"

I read the page your link took me to, and it didn't say that at all. Read harder.

Your kids' chances of becoming programmers? ZERO

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Coat

Re: peek?

gosub yourself

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Sir

Oh my, that screenshot of the startrek game sent a shiver down my spine - I haven't seen that since we played it on the Commodore PET our primary school got back in 1980 (I much preferred the PET to the ZX80 that came along).

It's true that only the interested managed to get to grips with the thing - I used to sneak in at lunch-times to use it when no-one else was around (It was a blacked out room so you can imagine how exiting that was for a 10 year old boy :) )

By the time we were taking Computer classes at secondary school we were into the teachers strike phase and O'Level/16+/CSE fiasco. Our computer teacher left for industry, the next person to take the class over was the Maths teacher - he made a pretty decent job of it until he too buggered off into industry.

We were then left with the History teacher - who had trouble just reading stuff from the book. It fell to me and a friend to get the rest of our class through their O'levels, thus setting my working pattern for my career. We were very proud when most of the class actually passed their O level. However the whole situation put me off going into teaching and just stick to on-the-job stuff these days.

It's also true that attitude is worth more than intelligence.

Tech today: Popular kids, geeks, bitchfests... Welcome back to HIGH SCHOOL, nerds

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Re: Biting the hand that feeds IT

Indeed. I once tried to convince my IT director (of a small firm) that it would be cheaper to purchase an identical Cisco off the gray market for the HSRP pair and have it configured as a hot standby if one of the main ones broke rather than pay the extortionate cisco support contract.

Needless to say they ended up spending a small fortune on support contracts that were never needed.

You can lead people to water, but you can't make them think.

Thought you didn't need to show ID in the UK? Wrong

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Re: Humph!

A valid response to being denied for not having your entire life printed on government approved and stamped documentation when at a supermarket checkout is to say

"That's fine. I'll come back later when you've come to your senses" and leave your full trolley for them to put all the stuff back on the shelves.

Rinse and repeat.

Oil execs, bankers: You'll need this 'bulletproof carbon-nanotube-built' BUSINESS SUIT

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" if this is knife proof, how do they cut it?"

Shear properties of material != Penetration properties of material

RIIIGHT. Sysadmins: Have you ever even MET an overly suave IT guy?

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Terminator

Re: Suaveness Quotients

I worked with a Romanian net-sec guy last year who dressed like an 80's yuppie stockbroker, whippet-like physique, bald, yet had all the airs of a highly efficient machine. Sat ram-rod straight in his chair, was 100% organised and I never heard him at a loss for an answer except when being asked something 'soft*'.

I can't explain how weird it was.

After hours however, he had a great sense of humour and irony - they grow strange people in Eastern Europe :)

*soft - if he was in work mode it was like his emotion chip was switched off.

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Happy

pmsl

funniest thing I've seen in weeks. Inspired :D

Aussie bloke hacks way to top of music charts with MIDI-based tunes

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Re: Makes you think....

"99% of the world are idiots from my point of view"

You Sir, are an optimist bordering on bonkers. Even five 9's is probably overly generous.

Big Beardie's watching: Alan Sugar robots spy on Tesco petrol queue

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@Lottie the Froggie

Have you tested the temperature of your water recently?

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Joke

Re: Balaclava anyone?

Yeah, I can see it now In an area with lots of muslim women wearing burka's.

The first advert that comes up for sun-tan lotion is gonna cause a shit-storm!

Digital deviants: The many MAD COMPUTERS of Doctor Who

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Paris Hilton

Re: Doctor Who and the Daleks in the Seven Keys to Doomsday

The Liar's Paradox indicates that truth is a process, not an absolute - and that the worthiness of the 'truth' can be determined by the usefulness of the process.

For example, the sentence 'This is not true' is of itself, absurd. However, if you were to use the iterative process it implies to come up with a solution to some other problem, or a new way of understanding etc. - it could be thought of to be 'True' in the sense that it has proven itself to be a useful process.

However, if the process simply results in an endlessly fruitless loop of introspection it could be thought of to be 'False' in the sense that it's a useless process (unless your intention is to drive a computer to destruct itself that is - in which case it's true again :) )

Why Paris? Haven't seen her for a while, that's all.

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Sir

"their IT certifications aren’t worth the psychic paper they’re printed on"

ftfy

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Re: I know it doesn't count but…

not completely infallible, it failed to correctly identify that stone that reflects back what the perceiver is +10%

Japanese boffins unveil INVINCIBLE robot rock, paper, scissors 'bot

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Terminator

Sir

"I have detailed files on human anatomy.."

Here's what YOU WON'T be able to do with your PlayStation 4

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Re: BetaMax comparison hardly fair...

Does no-one else load their own music onto their consoles to play whilst playing games?

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Re: Storefront Technology

Well M$ fucked me off with their bullshit, and I was on the verge of going back on my 'never buy Sony' vow that I made when the rootkit fiasco kicked off.

Now I won't be buying PS4 either.

Time to start building my dream PC again - fully watercooled, whisper quiet, overclocked to buggery (just for fun) - I may even start building my personalised cockpit chair ready for the OR & Starcitizen.

The Steam effort may save the day for consoles in the end - especially if it drives games developers to code for Linux based systems from the off. That way we can have a streamlined system that isn't bogged down with unnecessary windows stuff. If I want something on my PC - I install it - don't bundle it and run a million services in the background.

This locked down bullshit will come back to bite them on the arse majorly.

Facebook fans fuel faggots firestorm

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WTF

is an Indibum?

A bum of independent means?

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Coat

Re: And as for the bassoonists

So what did he say when he addressed the Bassoonists?

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Joke

Re: Two countries divided by a common language

Aye, since 'e were bent as a nine-bob note.

How Dark Mail Alliance hopes to roll out virtually NSA-proof email next year

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Re: The metadata WILL be pwned by the spy agencies.

"but the metadata is not protectable with any confidence."

Nor should it be, it should just not be available to the NSA by performing a network tap.

As long as they get a court order to get the metadata for an *individual* (i.e. and not everyone like they did with Lavabit) then it should be possible and permissable - after all they *do* actually have a job to do.

The problem seems to have arisen because without enough checks and balances access to all that data has gone to their heads and they have taken it upon themselves to write a new job description that no-one has fully authorised*.

*Officially

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Re: SMTP?

Not being SMTP based, well yes and no. The header encryption and initial mail handling - agreed. From there on out though it is.

Key exchange can be dealt with. Dark Mail will have public web servers where their public key (with checksum) will be available, and you can be sure that it is verified frequently - not that hard to do these days with some of the load-balancing proxies around - if they detect a change from their stored script then they automatically restore it to the previous version - nothing to stop you having two or three running concurrently to make it VERY hard to hack and change all at once with no-one noticing.

All you need to do then is provide your public key to DM encrypted with their public key and Robert is your mothers brother as they say.

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Re: Definitely a bad choice of name

Again it's basic psychology.

Anyone thinking 'Dark' automatically means 'nefarious' and nothing else is simply projecting their world view for everyone to see.

For me, 'Dark' normally means opaque, or obscure. ymmv.

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Re: SMTP?

Simple solution,

the Dark Mail application will encrypt the payload with your recipients public key, and at the same time encrypt the header information with the Dark Mail public key.

Upon receipt, the Dark Mail server decrypts the header, sends the email to the intended recipient with the payload still encrypted.

So, intended recipient receives an email from 'Dark Mail' and doesn't know who it's from until they decrypt it with their private key.

No Metadata exposed except that you sent an email to Dark Mail, or received one from Dark Mail.

BOFH: Is WHAT 'running slow'!? GOD

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@monkeyfish

Far too helpful imho. The correct answer is..."baseball bat".

Or L.A.R.T.