* Posts by John H Woods

3573 publicly visible posts • joined 14 Nov 2007

Borklays soz for the ailing ATMs but won't say if fix involved a Microsoft invoice

John H Woods

"Take-home" lesson

Have one ultra-resilient ATM on the network, then you cane always say we are sorry some customers had problems....

Apple reopens stores in China as Middle Kingdom regains control of COVID-19 – after closing all its outlets in Italy

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Re: Golf Course in UK and Ireland

My non-China cases graph approximately fits an exponential with a time constant of 0.2/days meaning a doubling time of 3-4 days. I suspect UK results will start to lag significantly behind this curve now because it is almost impossible to get tested. I reckon we are within a fortnight of the Italian situation.

Resellers facing 'months' of delays for orders to be fulfilled. IT gathers dust on docks as coronavirus-stricken China goes back to work

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Re: Just an FYI

Again, I would say that the WHO have experts in pandemic stats, from the same pool as those on the radio. Of course the "real" mortality rate (there isn't such a thing, really, it's not a property solely of the virus) could be under 1%. But it is still not the case that it could be 'a great deal' lower. If the best guess of the experts is 1-3%, a figure from the WHO largely agreed by the experts on More or Less and elsewhere, commentards need to provide better than "There are a a large number of unconfirmed yet real cases out there" to prove that "will lower that headline figure a great deal."

That was my only criticism of Julz post, and I'm not convinced that it doesn't still stand.

PS: I consider 'a great deal' in this case to be at least half an order of magnitude, if not a whole one.

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Re: Just an FYI

I would agree with most of your post except this: "There are a a large number of unconfirmed yet real cases out there which will lower that headline figure a great deal."

Not necessarily. The stats are probably behind, but so are the mortality figures. There's not a great reason to think that "because I understand stats, the WHO mortaility estimate is wrong" --- those guys understand stats, too.

Docker disguises itself as a development pipeline service as it stalks the IT world for its elusive target – profit

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love the subhead ...

... I presume we were meant to hear the following in our heads?

... Nothing beside remains. Round the decay

Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare

The lone and level sands stretch far away

UK.gov tells rebel MPs to go Huawei – but 5G Telecoms Security Bill was the price

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comfortable win ...

Both comfortable and uncomfortable ... 24 is not really a narrow win, but with a majority of 80, it's not that comfortable.

Personally, I'm conflicted ... I think the "Never Huawei" group are wrong but I'm encouraged that quite a number don't seem to see their role as rubber stamping government policy. But I'm still concerned that some "rebels" are acting due to other interests rather than rational analysis.

One for the super rich fanbois: Ultra-rare functional Apple-1 computer goes on auction

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Re: How do they know it's real?

I agree with both of you: yes it's well beyond the capabilities of most people, but so is forging banknotes and, perhaps more comparably, artwork.

At $fivefigures and above, I'm pretty sure some clever person could knock up a convincing fake, even if they just made it functional by combining different working parts from several non-functional units.

How does Monzo keep 1,600 microservices spinning? Go, clean code, and a strong team

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Optimise for readability

"We optimise code for readability. One of our engineering principles is not to optimise [performance] unless it is a bottleneck."

As a one time user and creator of intense analytics and a sometime performance engineer, I cannot commend this approach enough.

What's inside a tech freelancer's backpack? That's right, EVERYTHING

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unpacking order...

If the first three things you take out are cable ties, duck tape and latex gloves, people tend to be more reticent about borrowing stuff.

Like a Virgin, hacked for the very first time... UK broadband ISP spills 900,000 punters' records into wrong hands from insecure database

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Re: Easier?

"Maybe it would be easier to just list the carriers that haven't had personal information hacked."

As a public service I can provide that list:

You're welcome

Alleged Vault 7 leaker trial finale: Want to know the CIA's password for its top-secret hacking tools? 123ABCdef

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Re: Why can't we have brilliant people without toxic personalities??

Agreed ...

I've been privileged to meet some super intelligent and talented people and most of them were in the "OMG I'd love to hate them but they're too nice" category: people who are more modest about themselves and their accomplishments than I am about having met them.

There were a very small number of highly intelligent gits - maybe they succeed more outside academia and business: in both of these I suspect an inability to meet even minimal standards of interpersonal cooperation is usually a bit of a bar to progress.

After 1.5 million days of computer time, SETI@home heads home to probe potential signs of alien civilizations

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Re: More of a question than comment ..

Ken Hagen already answered that question ^^

Microsoft's latest cloud innovation: Printing

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Re: Why, just why?

Jake - the point of being careful about Covid19 is to avoid being partly responsible for the deaths of other, more vulnerable people. You may be as strong as an ox, and have no worry about catching it. I don't worry that much either. I worry about spreading it.

Technical note: it isn't the flu. And you really don't know enough biology to be spouitng an opinion on it.

Surprise! Plans for a Brexit version of the EU's Galileo have been delayed

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// Brexit Positioning System

String getLocation(){

return("You are outside the EU")

}

Our 'solution is killing us in a number of areas' IBM said about doomed £175m Co-Op Insurance project

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Re: Ah, yes, US software ...

... and hardcoded binary gender instead of the 4-valued standard ISO 5218 which has been around for nearly half a century.

Sophos was gearing up for a private life – then someone remembered the bike scheme

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Re: De minimis

I think it's a dig at the FCA: Lawyers rule is de minimus non curat lex (the law does not concern itself with trifles) but I think they're implying ... "FCA, in alia manu ..."

Windows 7: Still looking after business (except when it isn't)

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Elderberries and Hamsters - off topic

I might be the last person to find this out, but my son, a Middle Ages buff, tells me this is a literal translation of a real insult: your mother is a whore (hamsters apparently being though highly sexually active) and your father is a drunk (most contemporary wine being made from elderberries).

Google product boss cuffed on suspicion of murder after his Microsoft manager wife goes missing, woman's body found, during Hawaii trip

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Re: Verbal signals?

See also Tears of a Crime

It's amazing how obvious the little tells are once the experts point them out...

Oracle plays its Trump card: Blushing Big Red gushes over US govt support in Java API battle... just as Larry Ellison holds Donald fundraiser

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Solution:

Someone tell Trump that the Obama administration supported ORACLE in this matter.

*apologies for earlier brainfart

Come on baby light me on fire: McDonald's to sell 'Quarter Pounder' scented candles

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Re: Gwyneth would rather you had a whiff of this...

Seriously don't know whether to upvote you or downvote you for bringing that to my attention

Going Dutch: The Bakker Elkhuizen UltraBoard 950 Wireless... because looks aren't everything

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Re: "as your mum once told me"

Buy a separate numberpad and put it where you like

C'mon SPARCky, it's just an admin utility update. What could possibly go wrong?

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Sticky shift key...

if the shift key doesn't bounce up quickly enough you've got rm -f *>o instead of rm -f *.o --- instead of deleting all your intermediate compiler files, you've deleted everything and got a new single character filename containing a single character ( ^J).

Not a Genius move after all: Apple must cough up $$$ in back pay for store staff forced to wait for bag searches

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Re: " I don’t believe any “Geniuses” are contractors."

I may be channelling BBT's Sheldon, but I'm not sure any “Geniuses” are geniuses, either.

Come to Five Guys, where the software is as fresh as the burgers... or maybe not

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Re: I'm sure they can afford support

My expericence is that Five Guys, not unlike a lot of Bistro pubs, suffer from what I like to call "Nandos Syndrome": perfectly acceptable food in perfectly acceptable places being sold at a price point 2-3x greater than jusifiable. As contrasted with LEON, for expample, which is, in my limited experience, a little bit pricier than many fast food places, but quite a lot better.

Food at £10/head just has to be good and fresh. Once you get over £20 and start to approach £30 per cover you need to be really special: not just the food, but the presentation, the location, the ambience and the service.

NB: I'm outside London.

Beware, Tesla might take away your car's autopilot if you buy its vehicles from third party dealerships – plus more news

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Coat

Re: There is a new disease

Armitage Shanks = Bog Standard

going --->

He’s a pain in the ASCII to everybody. Now please acquit my sysadmin client over these CIA Vault 7 leaking charges

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Tamper resistant logging...

... is easy... even a line printer in a physically secured room can do it. You'd need secured logs for anything of financial importance, it would seem to be even more necessary in an environment like this.

Hear, hear: The first to invent idiot-cancelling headphones gets my cash

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Re: Selective attention

My wife just said "OMG you never listen to me" which seems a very odd way to start a conversation

LCD pwn System: How to modulate screen brightness to covertly transmit data from an air-gapped computer... slowly

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Reminds me of Cryptonomicon ...

Where, IIRC, the protagonist anxious to retrieve data in secret, despite being under surveillance, creates a program to blink the CAPS LOCK key in Morse code.

That's what makes you hackable: Please, baby. Stop using 'onedirection' as a password

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Re: Cut and paste ya bam

Browser "dev mode" is usually your friend here but, you're right, it shouldn't be necessary.

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Re: one direction

Note that "Ra;;,soh1" passes most complexity checks despite simply being what happens if you type "Password!" on a Dvorak keyboard

EU tells UK: Cut the BS, sign here, and you can have access to Galileo sat's secure service

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" stop people flying the Union Flag upside down."

Could I suggest sticking a Welsh Dragon on it? Even a numpty can tell whether that's upside-down or not!

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Re: Behold, the Brexit Satellite

surely you cannot have forgotten 'sticky backed plastic'

Artful prankster creates Google Maps traffic jams by walking a cartful of old phones around Berlin

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Re: Performance? Art?

OTOH, I always use SatNav for every single journey... It has saved me many hours of delays.

At last, the fix no one asked for: Portable home directories merged into systemd

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re: "hundreds of users ..."

Of which an even smaller number aren't seriously breaking the rules

EU outlines 5G rules: You don't have to keep 'risky' vendors completely Huawei

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Re: It is all trade war.

"If you can manage to intercept (for example) a DH key exchange it is possible to work out the entire conversation"

Errm, how is it? The whole point of a DH key exchange is secure exchange of the keys on a public channel.

Need 32-bit Linux to run past 2038? When version 5.6 of the kernel pops, you're in for a treat

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And your great, great, great grandaughter ...

... is pretty fine

-- always has me wondering what 'pretty fine' would be for an octocentarian

Windows takes a tumble in the land of the Big Mac and Bacon Double Cheeseburger

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Re: Wash your hands

Use the app, then it's just your own shit on the screen

Beware the Friday afternoon 'Could you just..?' from the muppet who wants to come between you and your beer

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Little obligation

The only person I know who is scrupulous about paying me for help is a somewhat impoverished ex-con. People with cars that cost more than my house, however, think a cup of tea will probably do.

From WordPad to WordAds: Microsoft caught sneaking nagging Office promos into venerable text editor beta

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Re: re: all that lovely lock-in

Not just streaming... Even gas boiler sellers would rather sign you up to a monthly payment than let you purchase one-off. Hell, even charity muggers increasingly don't accept cash and ask you to sign up for Direct Debits.

Microsoft boffin inadvertently highlights .NET image woes by running C# on Windows 3.11

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Re: 'Facts' are historically situated

I don't think it's a corollary, it's more like a quantitative version of affirming the consequent:

90% True: If a car is a Corvette, it is owned by a male who is 35-55

therefore (invalid)

90% True: If a male is 35-55, he owns a Corvette.

To catch a thief, go to Google with a geofence warrant – and it will give you all the details

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Re:"updated its hours"

We had the opposite problem: despite being tenants of the pub and the opening hours being up to us and nobody else, Google would never accept our declared hours as authoritative!

Microsoft picks a side, aims to make the business 'carbon-negative' by 2030

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Re: Truly hope this is not just a marketing ploy

The problem is not that I don't understand basic chemistry but that you don't understand that your understanding of chemistry is basic.

The only left and right that's relevant here is the the abscissa. This is a scientific issue, not a political one, and it's a simple fact that CO2 has been increasing steadily, it's not "two peaks of a 70 year cycle" you numpty.

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Re: I call marketing bullshit

"And plants would grow WAY faster! And they'd deplete it all, and we'd be back to where we are now at < 0.04%. Equilibrium."

Hilarious. We're already over 0.04%, which is a 25% increase in the 40 years since I was at school. You have no idea what equilibrium is, stop using the word.

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Re: Truly hope this is not just a marketing ploy

BombASTIC Bob going for the Dunning Kruger, award I see.

Loads of stupid denialist points. Easiest one to refute, off the top of my head is d) the claim that CO2 is at equilibrium. Apart from the fact the statement is meaningless, CO2 was at 330ppm when I was at school and is now, what, 410?

A surfeit of capitals does not compensate for the lack of scientific capability or knowledge.

A fine host for a Raspberry Pi: The Register rakes a talon over the NexDock 2

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Re: I just want a good rPi laptop

If you don't want to do hardware stuff, why not run Raspbian x86 on a cheap Intel laptop?

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Re: Raspberry Pi, wobbling on the cusp perhaps?

Yes, and this makes them much less useful for IOT than they should theoretically be

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Re: So.... it's a KVM console?

Just seems very expensive... I've realized since my earlier post that one can get USB powered monitors for games consoles etc ... £150 for a 2k 13.3" screen, then add keyboard with track pad or track point.

Would just be nice to have it in a laptop form factor, and have your own battery if the device you are USBing to struggles to power the display.

Ex-Autonomy CFO Sushovan Hussain's part in the accounting badness was 'wildly overblown'

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Re: Autonomy was always a strange proposition

I found one of their powerpoints once on an old system and "read" it with a strange fascination --- it was like the Voynich Manuscript: looks like it should make sense to someone but eventually you have to consider the possibility that it's all just a big joke.