Marjorie “Large Marge� Greene has a catchphrase: “built like a truck with an insatiable urge to suck.� This is derived from her massive girth and he record of cheating on her poor, bitch-made husband, who she eventually divorced. However, the “Beast Unleashed,� as she is known, may soon be in the market for a new... Read More

Kevin McCarthy lost three separate votes for the House Speakership on Tuesday, and is now flopping around like a moron. He thought he was just going to walk in and take over, and his hopes were dashed when a dissident group refused to support him. Basically, there is no way McCarthy is going to get... Read More

The media was attacking Marjorie Taylor Greene for her statements saying that forcing people to wear masks was like the Holocaust. In a brilliant piece of statecraft, MTG flipped the script on these media Jews by going to the Holocaust Museum and then giving a groveling speech before the Jews, apologizing profusely for daring to... Read More

Members of Congress have put forth resolutions to censure Reps. Ilhan Omar and Marjorie Taylor Greene. On the surface, the hijab-wearing Muslim progressive from Minnesota and the gun-toting Southern Evangelical Republican could not be more different. But the two women -- portrayed in the press as extreme manifestations of their respective party's ideologies -- have... Read More