- Grendels_ma on The other day a lady got stuck with her car in a pillar. Her comment was ‘’ I backed into this and Idk what happened- help’’
I can picture it.
She backed over the post and it's concrete base came right out of the ground as it tilted.
Then it popped back in the ground as the post tilted up though the trunk as she pulled forward.
This took more thought than I'm willing to admit.
- FullofStars on Irritable vowel syndrome
See, you can get backed up and become consonant-ed, and you're hoping for a vowel movement.
- FullofStars on Alrighty then
Nope, not a cult.
- Greenman037 on meirl
Amen
- tiki god on Superman
Great Caesar's Ghost, this might actually good?
- SonofSimon on Leon.
melon
- Greenman037 on meirl
Why does this hit so hard?
- tiki god on lookWhatTheyTookFromUs
honestly though, I'm ok with this.
- Greenman037 on MAGA Proud
Sounds about right.
- storminator on Wherever Skeleton Crew goes from here… SM-33 is my new favorite droid
Or Kryton?
- tiki god on Wherever Skeleton Crew goes from here… SM-33 is my new favorite droid
I did and I cackled with glee!
- storminator on TRUCK
It has a truck bed, and it's more functional than one of those stupid Tesla trucks! And it has truck bed rails! I don't see what you're missing... ARE YOU ON DRUGS??!! THEN GIVE ME SOME!!!!!
- Saborlas on Haha woman hormones
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- Greenman037 on MT RAINIER
That answers my question.
- tiki god on TRUCK
this here ain't no truck boy
- Greenman037 on Housing Crisis Reality..
This has been my argument every time I hear anyone say that we need to build more houses. No we don't We need to these rich bastards to make the existing houses affordable and either rent them or sell them.
Those bastards.
- storminator on MT RAINIER
Because about a half dozen zebras got loose from the zoo and had to be rounded back up!
- tiki god on MT RAINIER
why is there a zebra
- storminator on The brain can start eating itself if it doesn't get enough sleep. Sleep loss can trigger astrocytes to start breaking down more of the brain's connections and their debris
Obviously, republicans don't get enough sleep.
- storminator on Duke's
FISH ON!!
- storminator on GORDIAN KNOT
Methinks that you'll need a big ass sword....
- storminator on meirl
There's no such thing as too much garlic...
- Greenman037 on Alexandra Daddario
Damn
- storminator on Sabrina Carpenter or Jenna Ortega
Jenna Ortega for the WIN!
- Greenman037 on Ew.
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- Greenman037 on Worst superheroes ever
Fatman and Robber.
- tiki god on GORDIAN KNOT
there seems to be an order, a structure to this madness.
I can unravel it.
- tiki god on Sabrina Carpenter or Jenna Ortega
Sabrina has the superior posterior, but that's all she's got going. Jenna has an advantage in every other aspect.
- tiki god on Meirl
get a job that your life depends on being awake at that time every day. after about 6 months it'll be second nature!
- storminator on In situ
FISH ON!!
- Greenman037 on Nancy Mace wears a sling after she claims she was “assaulted”
Amen
- Greenman037 on Wherever Skeleton Crew goes from here… SM-33 is my new favorite droid
How many got the Peter Pan reference in SM-33's name?
- storminator on I situ
FISH ON!!
- storminator on Blursed pen holder
Et tu, Butus?
- Marrock on I'm not offering to buy anyone a drink, but Deploreans is pretty funny.
Incel Camino.
- storminator on The REAL VP-elect
Two of them have fucked over the country. One of them only fucked a couch.
- storminator on Blursed mannequins.
Matrix mannequins?
- storminator on We’re f*cking doomed…
That's a fair trade to REDUMBLICUNTS.
- FullofStars on Security for Ben Shapiro at UCLA
I do find it funny that he feels worthy of protection.
"Fact don't care about your feeling", said the guy who wears a funny hat so that he doesn't offend a fictional sky daddy.
- tiki god on soThatHappened
https://pbfcomics.com/comics/dreamcatcher/
- tiki god on Susan Oliver as Orion Slave Girl Vina in "The Cage"
I bet it would taste devine
- storminator on Susan Oliver as Orion Slave Girl Vina in "The Cage"
To quote Eddie Murphy... "If the bitch is green, there's GOTTA be something wrong with the pussy!"
- storminator on What? He fooled us again!?
I think the best we can hope for is for tRump to backtrack on ALL of his campaign promises.
- storminator on Farrah Fawcett by Bruce McBroom in 1976.
I have her poster hanging up in my laundry room right now!
- ahbrannon1 on ANCHORAGE, ALASKA
I had a good friend who was there when the earthquake hit. They had a plan in case of an earthquake, he would get the two kids who could walk and his wife would get the baby and they would meet in the back yard. Jim got his two to the back yard and there stood his wife, no baby in sight, scared her so bad all she could do was get out of the house. Luckily none of them were hurt.
- storminator on Nancy Mace wears a sling after she claims she was “assaulted”
202.225.3176 I've been calling her a stupid fucking cunt for months. Feel free to join in!
- SonofSimon on First Lady Elonia
I think don might be the first lady.
- storminator on Victoria Justice
You've posted a hundred photos of this chick, and I have no idea what she's famous for...
- storminator on MCS Top Posts for the week ending 2024-12-13
sniff... sniff..... snifffff.........
- FullofStars on soThatHappened
I'm not following why the horrible alt of a PBF comic. Even the Reddit page commented on it.
- FullofStars on laser wood cut ornament that speaks to me
Finally, I can give away one big fuck
- FullofStars on That's what I want after the MG Major Order give me a MG backpack
See that guy over there? Fuck him up and anyone standing near him!
- FullofStars on Common joke
.... The Iman ducks...
- Greenman037 on Alison Brie
When asked if I wanted to see Alison Brie taking cock... this isn't what I meant.
- storminator on POV: Mitch looking at his peers after he fell at work today
Luckily for Mitch... he's two faced.
- tiki god on Can't you smell that smell?
back 30 years ago one of my mom's friends offered to give me the broken down IROC-Z that was in her front yard, all I had to do was get it running and I could have it.
I turned down the offer because it was a piece of shit, even then.
- Greenman037 on Greed and corruption in healthcare is a hot topic, so here’s a picture of my Senator…
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- storminator on PICK ONE
Excellent decision!!
- tiki god on She is my idol her name is Dejah Thoris, a Princess of Mars
Goul gattoes?
- Greenman037 on Can't you smell that smell?
I bet most maga morons still drive their 1987 Chevy IROC-Z and use the lighter to light their Marlboro Reds.
- SonofSimon on New Presidential Postage Stamp
I wish this were true.
- tiki god on Can't you smell that smell?
I haven't seen a car with one of these in years
- tiki god on [OC] “Millennial parents”
ok renter.
- Saborlas on Can't you smell that smell?
Some trailer-park MAGA idiot is gonna believe this and it's gonna be hilarious.
- Saborlas on Please, I have a child!
More like this guy.
(The Dead Zone, 1983... evil politician holds baby up as a shield against a sniper)
- Saborlas on [OC] “Millennial parents”
This post is so Boomer, it crashed the economy and blamed younger generations.
- tiki god on PICK ONE
I'll take the one in black!
- Greenman037 on Feel Good
HA!
- Saborlas on Cause for self reflection
Funny how Blue Cross Blue Shield backed down from a plan to put a time limit on surgeries to penny-pinch on anesthesia the very day after a wealthcare CEO got a lead injection.
- Saborlas on Life's mundane
That's if you're LUCKY. Lucky enough to have rich parents.
- Greenman037 on Who's Gonna Tell Him?
HA!
- storminator on Thanks Jesus, this really puts things in perspective
Geez, I hope he masturbates with his other hand...
- storminator on Cristin Milioti
She was fantastic in PENGUIN.
- storminator on Emma Stone
D E R P ! ! ! ! !
- storminator on Tokyo, Japan
My grandfather was in the Merchant Marines as a radio operator in the 1920's. (Morse Code days) His ship was in Tokyo in 1923. They left and went to China. Afterwards, they returned to Tokyo. After the earthquake. Over 100,000 people died in the firestorms that ravaged the city. He took before and after photos. He said that there was an enormous pile of burnt bones in the middle of a square. He did not take photos of it.
- storminator on Capitol Reef National Park [OC][5904x2309]
Rode there. Saw that.
- storminator on She is my idol her name is Dejah Thoris, a Princess of Mars
I've always thought that she would have made a better Wonder Woman than whatshername,,,
- storminator on We just found out Trump had his Bibles printed in China
If tRump looked on the inside of a buy-bull- he'd burst into flames.
PLEEZE someone- make him look inside a buy-bull!!
- storminator on U.S. Marines from the 1st Battalion, 7th Marines (1/7), Charlie Company, toss arm fulls of Tabuk* 7.62 mm assault rifles into a bonfire. The rifles were removed from an Iraqi Armory in Al Kut during Operation Iraqi Freedom, 2003 [1920x1080].
Well, there's well over 100 million AK47's and AK variants on Earth. We could burn a million, and it wouldn't make a dent.
- Hendell on Out of the eras in Galactic History which one is your favourite and one would you like to see more of?
Old Republic
- SonofSimon on Paycheck-to-Paycheck Reality
Their plan is to get that number up to at least 80%.
- Saborlas on What's next? Society better wake up before its too late.
Old news (2019). Political pressure made them stop, because the farming lobby in India is practically a billion dollar company in of itself.. PepsiCo's Indian patent on that potato (the FC5, aka FL2027 in America) was stripped away two years later.
- marcuserektus on MOONSHINE
Future NASCAR team.
- Saborlas on Take us to your leader.
Published in 2017, when Donald Trump was making a laughingstock of the Oval Office.
- Saborlas on Your Insurance doesn't cover my help.
someone ratted him out
- tiki god on A Cartoon I Made [oc]
today?
- tiki god on It’s time for YOU to vote for the Best of 2024!
> Some of those movies weren’t released this year.
working as designed, the year is when the review came through. i”ll filter out the movies that didn’t actually come out, but feel free to rate em anyways.
> And upload is borked. Takes me to a page of other people’s uploads.
working as (poorly) designed, the upload form is on the right hand side in the sidebar, which is pretty stupid and I need to move it out to the main part of the page.
- tiki god on U.S. Marines from the 1st Battalion, 7th Marines (1/7), Charlie Company, toss arm fulls of Tabuk* 7.62 mm assault rifles into a bonfire. The rifles were removed from an Iraqi Armory in Al Kut during Operation Iraqi Freedom, 2003 [1920x1080].
seems like such a waste.
- storminator on Victoria Justice as Cher
I saw Cher perform in that outfit.
- storminator on Jayne Mansfield (1960s)
I visited her grave last month.
- Greenman037 on Look, if you just ignore everything, he’s a really nice guy.
Being a piece of shit runs in the family.
- Greenman037 on One day you're young...
Don't forget the deep breathing because you winded yourself sitting up.
- storminator on GLORY HOLE
So, he probably IS sucking cocks! But in prison? POETIC.
He probably stole another box of lost and found items from work.... what a douche,
- tiki god on GLORY HOLE
I heard he was arrested.
- Greenman037 on Pete Hegseth: “Mommy and daddy say I’m a good boy and I’m on Santa’s ‘nice’ list!”
What a giant wuss.
- Saborlas on It’s time for YOU to vote for the Best of 2024!
Some of those movies weren't released this year. And upload is borked. Takes me to a page of other people's uploads.
- storminator on 2-year-old Jeff Bridges with his dad, Lloyd Bridges, in 1951.
The Dude abides.
- storminator on MCS Top Posts for the week ending 2024-12-06
WWAAAAAA!! WWWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
- storminator on Merry Christmas to everyone with or without a stigmatism
I have a cataract growing in my left eye. I have a doctor appointment next week to see about getting it cut out. JOY
- storminator on A Cartoon I Made [oc]
Quick question... when was the last time any of you used Algebra?
