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CRICKET! IT’S NOT CRICKET!

FANDABIDOZI! WEE JIMMY KRANKIE here, and if there’s one thing that I’m known for, it’s not for my love of cricket and hand-wielded bat sports, which I’m wholly indifferent to. If I’m being honest, I’m at a bit of a loss as to why I was asked to host this Cricket-themed letters page. My best guess is that someone in the editorial team got me muddled up with comedian Jimmy Cricket - who would have been far more appropriate - and called my agent by mistake. Thankfully, I am about your cricket-related letters, tips and stories and can’t get enough of ‘em! In fact, everytime another sack of your cricketing correspondence is thrown into the room, I want to shout out but I’m not allowed to because that’s not my catchphrase. Instead, I just let out a little and keep working through them.

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