Dear Perusers,
To be perfectly honest, I'm buggered. Mind you, an elder statesman like my good self can expect a bit of aggro at the festive season - and I've had more challenges than our tinted PM, God love him.
The lezzo lynch mob have been up my blurter in no uncertain terms, to be honest. They reckon I'm something called ‘transphobic’. I had to look it up in a publication. Apparently I'm not meant to like blokes who are