The Funniest 10 Beach Towels You Can Buy

Calling all Golden Girls fans: If you don't yet own this neon-colored towel that pays homage to Blanche, Dorothy, Sophia, and Rose, you're missing out. Come to think of it, we wonder if the girls would've liked to use this towel during their tropical island vacation (remember that episode?).

Is there anything sweeter than this donut beach towel? Made with a thick microfiber, this side-splitting towel is 59 inches in diameter and can fit multiple people on it with no problem.

If you're a dog person, then you need to add this wacky beach towel to your cart ASAP. It’s made from 100% cotton and features a bevy of smiling dogs in bright, eye-catching colors.

Have a meta beach moment by laying down this large towel, that features an umbrella beach scene, on the sand.

Who knew sardines could be so cute? This well-made oversized beach sheet brings a colorful pop of color to any outdoor hang.

You can't look at this towel without smiling. This bright pick is made from terry cloth and is around six feet long.

This beach towel, which includes colorful illustrations of daiquiris, martinis, and margaritas, is the perfect towel to enjoy a cocktail on while lying by the pool.

Everyone needs a realistic-looking burrito towel. This popular pick, which has over 200 5-star ratings, clocks in at 70 inches long and is made with comfy moisture-wicking cotton. It also comes in children’s sizes if you’re looking for something a bit smaller.

This giant fringed beach towel is perfect to use for a summer picnic. Made from red and green terry cloth, this quirky pick is the summertime accessory you didn't know you needed.