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91 Cheesy Pickup Lines That People Out There Actually Use
"Are you an unpaid parking ticket? 'Cause you got mighty fine written all over you."
"Are you an unpaid parking ticket? 'Cause you got mighty fine written all over you."
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Lo vemos en los lácteos. 🔮
De una vez le vamos pidiendo una sincera disculpa a los fans de Disney 🙏😅
There needs to be an award for best Oscar look.
I just have a feeling I'll get this right!
Sorry in advance to all the Disney fans for making you choose!
"He called me snobby and shallow, and it got to me. It made me feel shitty for ghosting him."
The small TV ad actor to major Hollywood superstar pipeline.
These are perfect pasta recipes for vegetarians or anyone looking to cut back their meat intake.
Spend less time wondering what's for breakfast and more time getting on with your day.
"A woman divorced her husband because he refused to treat her like how Christian treats Ana in Fifty Shades of Grey."
Guaranteed to be 100% accurate!
"She asked me to leave for a week while her friend was visiting so that they would have a place to sleep, aka my bed."
Some of these would've just been better off writing the baby into the show.
"One of our clients thought his wife was having an affair. She would actually just go driving around for hours playing Pokémon Go."
You know that they say if you can't take the heat...
"It’s likely that over 99% of trees that you look at will be still here when you’re dead."
"Are you an unpaid parking ticket? 'Cause you got mighty fine written all over you."