1. The person whose croissant is an affront to all things good and French:
2. The person with the spiciest boot in all of the land:
3. The person who ran head on into a pack of lettuce:
4. The person whose basement looks like a picture straight out of that one scene in Titanic:
5. The person whose nephew might just have a future in this art thing:
6. The person whose DVD collection just got a whole lot saucier:
7. The person whose landlord really, REALLY does not care at all:
8. The person who experienced the classic ham-salad switcheroo:
9. The person who got a little extra surprise in their pastry:
10. The person who is in highway purgatory:
11. The person who had a wrench thrown into their plans:
12. The person who got a little extra crunch in their jerky:
13. The person who will be forever trapped by a kitchen utensil:
14. The person who gave their glasses a little dunk:
15. The person who is going to have a long, hard convo with their neighbor Robin Hood:
16. The person whose tangerines are aged to perfection:
17. The person whose shower turned disasterous:
18. The person who was so close, yet so far:
19. The person whose cake has an extra-special ingredient:
20. The person who was kind enough to share their toothbrush with a friendly little guy:
21. The person who had a bona fide cheesecake tragedy happen to them:
22. The person whose headphones are nice and moisturized:
23. And the person whose laptop looks absolutely delicious now:
