1. The person who loves their children very much, I'm sure:
2. The person who learned a valuable lesson about cleanliness that day:
3. The person who will be secreting mayo out of every pore:
4. The person who just came up with a very unique pizza giveaway:
5. The person who let Pennywise get in on the jams:
6. The person who had the unthinkable happen to them:
7. The person whose car got a fresh new coat of paint:
8. The person who will have to return to a bartering system to meet their basic needs:
9. The person who got a nice mid-day pick me up from an avian friend:
10. The person who was kind enough to share their chicken with a fly:
11. The person who fate has deemed un-chipworthy:
12. The person who just met their new roommates:
13. The person who might want to watch their sodium intake:
14. The person whose thumb looks like it has a minor case of frostbite:
15. The person who goes to the gym with some real animals:
16. The person who will never wear white on a date again:
17. The person who just got a bunch of new clothes:
18. The person who accidentally watched The Quietest Place:
19. The person who is going to cause a nationwide Skittle shortage:
20. Ol' Scratchy Eye:
21. The person who let the Sasquatch borrow their heels:
22. And this fly:
