Here Are The Absolute Funniest Weekend Tweets
"someone at the dog park said 'good girl' and i looked"
For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.
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1.
i blocked him yesterday and i just saw this 😭😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/xxB1uOfsHX
— 🧘🏻♀️ (@peqrlss) November 15, 2024
2.
someone at the dog park said "good girl" and i looked
— skyeee🍒 (@skyeeebby) November 14, 2024
3.
greys anatomy has lived long enough to have a BBL case.
— The Rogue Princess | 🗽 (@ShenaeCurry) November 16, 2024
4.
You eat like a dog on it’s birthday https://t.co/BqenopDIdi
— ju ju ☆ (@YungHotEboKnee) November 16, 2024
5.
My son found me crying in the kitchen, wrapped his arms around me and whispered, “Is it because of your hair?” Now I’m crying for two reasons.
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) November 17, 2024
6.
When Jake Paul fights Elon and hits him in the stomach and it explodes and all the uncounted votes come out>>>
— ©©🫧 (@xoChinenye) November 16, 2024
7.
on the fifth try at winged eyeliner pic.twitter.com/K7mgpYPrI6
— ugh (@ughfinewhatever) November 16, 2024
8.
I almost fainted- pic.twitter.com/jQNDVTGwTI
— Platypusperrys •ifb (@platypusperrys) November 15, 2024
9.
just my luck - yall won’t guess who I got again this morning 😭😭 Mr Yappington himself, literally as i stepped in he said “ I’m so glad we can finish our conversation from yesterday “ NOOOOOOOOO https://t.co/2S0pP4X4vc
— ☀️ (@BassieHuma) November 15, 2024
10.
Me telling the song to “shut up” right before I skip it pic.twitter.com/plBSPTLa9z
— Timmy&Jimmy (@mickeywon234) November 16, 2024
11.
cashier at 7/11 pointed to this and said “is that your dad ?:)” and i just said yeah pic.twitter.com/EoIodPoDom
— gabby (@girllafraidd) November 17, 2024
12.
Seriously
— CAM🎅🏽♍️ (@CAMERONUCHIS) November 15, 2024
I need the Royalties. pic.twitter.com/t4kOttmFS2
13.
Non-binary and bisexual call me everything everywhere all at once
— Francis (@222francis888) November 15, 2024
14.
Nobody:
— Makiyah K (@itsKeyirahboo) November 17, 2024
Skai Jackson and her baby daddy yerky pic.twitter.com/2C7eVs2lOR
15.
Me at work: https://t.co/immyh4g7It
— Cloud (@OnClaudeN9ne) November 15, 2024
16.
wish this weren’t a scam text. would love to go pic.twitter.com/3zxDeVPJg0
— gillian (@gxllian) November 16, 2024
17.
frogs when they see a lily pad https://t.co/oQ7ZvIOwDa
— Zaraishere (@GamerGirl73_) November 16, 2024
18.
at a party and there’s a cat hiding in the bedroom pic.twitter.com/emYMisVBIK
— bailey moon (@Baileymoon15) November 17, 2024
19.
Showering is like Let me put some goop on. Let me take that goop off. Let me put some goop on. Let me take that goop off. Let me put some goop on. Let me take that goop off. Let me put some goop on. Let me take that goop off.
— miranduh 🪼 (@pixelgirl444) November 16, 2024
20.
She made me feel like I k1lled him too https://t.co/TWG3w1V9Fl
— beks (@bekstfu_) November 16, 2024
21.
Asked bf what he thinks my favorite things are and “gossip” was one of his answers pic.twitter.com/5EIohmsr6f
— T*nner (@mulhlland_drive) November 15, 2024
22.
Seeing Mike Tyson’s ass on the TV pic.twitter.com/CjctdJVEYE
— YUNGJEFF 🗡️ (@YUNGJEFF) November 16, 2024