Archive
July 9, 2014

Justin Bieber Gets Probation And A Fine For Egging His Neighbor's House
Bieber was sentenced Wednesday after pleading no contest to vandalism charges.

This Website Is Like The LinkedIn For Love For Single Indians
Like all great professional résumés, it lets users list their education, work experience, height, and complexion.

This Guy Used A GoPro To Film His Wife Giving Birth Outside A Hospital And It's Totally Insane
"I can't make it!" Not particularly graphic, though there is lots of screaming and a little blood.

26 Things You Probably Never Noticed That Will Blow Your Mind
It's the little stuff, y'know?

29 famosos sudorosos que te harán sentir mejor respecto al calor extremo
Todos sudan. Incluso las personas que parecieran ser perfectas.

Iranians Say Goodbye To Yet Another Jailed Journalist
Marzieh Rasouli was sentenced Tuesday to 50 lashes and two years in prison for allegedly spreading anti-government propaganda.

Eva Mendes, You May Have Won The Battle, But You Haven't Won The War
Just a little note.

26 KFC Foods You Probably Haven't Tried
It's a finger lickin' good world.

IRS Figure At Center Of Scandal Warned Others To "Be Cautious About What We Say In Emails"
"I was cautioning folks about email and how we have had several occasions where Congress has asked for emails."

This Guy Ran Around New York City Giving People Red And Yellow Cards For Social Infractions
Obey the rules or face the consequences.

Americans Try Irish Snack Foods
WAIT. This is ROSE FLAVORED??

Deal Gives Hedge Fund Control Of American Apparel
The retailer's board will mostly be replaced as Standard General lends up to $25 million to the company. There's a still a chance Charney could return as CEO.

21 épreuves que les femmes qui tiennent bien l'alcool connaissent
Comment peut-on être bourré après deux cocktails ?

8 Insane Facts About Your Face
Your face glows & your lips are shrinking. Yup.

Refugees Occupy Iconic Berlin Tower To Protest Treatment
"We are refused everywhere we turn."

How One Hedge Fund's Cupcake Addiction Could Have Cost It As Much As A Million Dollars
Cannell Capital in April doubled its stake in Crumb Bake Shop to more than a million shares, despite nearly all signs pointing to the company's ultimate demise. Earlier this week, the cupcake giant said it was closing all of its stores and going out of business.

Random Number Of Super Relatable Things That Only YOU Would Understand.
Your life explained in GIFs and blanket statements, just in case you forgot how to think normally.

19 de las cejas más ridículamente finas que alguna vez hayas visto
Examinemos estas cejas en extinción.

Republican Congressman Compares Border Crisis To D-Day Invasion
"Invasion takes many forms."

Almost Half Of Colleges Surveyed Do Not Investigate Rape, Report Says
Student activists said they are saddened but not surprised at the findings in the report released Wednesday by Sen. Claire McCaskill. “McCaskill’s survey gives us the data to support what we know anecdotally: Schools aren’t handling sexual assault well.”

11 Amazing Data-Driven Maps Of The United States Really Put Things In Perspective
"I never saw it like that...

How Internet Providers Get Around War Zones
Internet disruptions wreak havoc on global economies. Avoiding them is dangerous, but lucrative.

10 fotos de famosos antes y después de pasar por el bisturí
Aparentemente a ninguna de estas estrellas le gustaba su naríz.

11 Fantastic Improvements To Everyday Objects
Artist Christoph Niemann reimagines things you'd find around the house in totally new situations.

This Police Department Has Figured Out A Daffy Way To Get Thousands Of Facebook Followers
And its name is the Duck of Justice.

The Two Kinds Of Republicans
New words for a new political era.

Meet The Man Who Might Be Indonesia's Next President
Jakarta governor and political reformer Joko Widodo declared victory in presidential elections on Wednesday, but official results won't be out for weeks.

Glenn Beck Says Americans Should Help Immigrant Children At The Border, Shocking Basically Everyone
"I’ve never taken a position more deadly to my career than this — and I have never, ever taken a position that is more right than this.”

Este adorable cachorro lamiendo en cámara lenta te alegrará el día
Llevando la acción de la lengua a un nuevo nivel.

Video Captures Elephants In Israel Protecting Their Young From Incoming Rockets
The video, shot by a local zookeeper, shows a herd of elephants reacting as an air raid siren begins to sound. In Gaza, meanwhile, zookeepers have been having trouble keeping their animals alive.
9 Reasons Why Kids Are Total Dicks
Kids are amazing... At ruining your life.

28 Questions All People Are Tired Of Being Asked
So...what do you do?

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21 Things Nobody Tells You About Being Depressed
So you're sad all the time and don't want to do stuff. It's actually way more complicated than that.

30 tatuajes buenísimos inspirados por Nintendo
"¡Aquí vamos!"

Growing Chorus Of Democrats Want Obama To Make Border Trip
"I really don't know what he's thinking," one Texas Democrat said.

15 Questionable Pieces Of Parenting Advice
According to truly bizarre stock photos.

Police Will No Longer Take Pictures Of A 17-Year-Old's Erection In Sexting Case
"We just take him down to the hospital, give him a shot, and then take the pictures that we need," the prosecutor said. UPDATE: Police will no longer seek photos of the young man's erection.

This Girl Is Taking Mirror Selfies To A Whole New Level
Using markers and a little creativity, Instagrammer @mirrorsme is upping the selfie game.

During A Midair Crisis When Most Of Us Would Be Freaking Out, This Man Decided To Take An Oxygen Mask Selfie
In case of an emergency, please take a selfie.

54 Things You Never Knew About "Frozen"
Don't be left out in the cold.

21 GIFs que en realidad vale la pena mirar
Miralos atentamente.

Time To Buy Or Time To Sell
As the annual Sun Valley conference hosted by investment bank Allen & Co. gets underway in Idaho this week, the eyes of the media world will be on Time Warner CEO Jeff Bewkes. After years of spinning off assets and slimming down his company, observers are wondering if Time Warner is a buyer or a seller. Does Bewkes want to buy a company like Discovery or sell to someone like Rupert Murdoch's Fox?

Watch Obama Embrace A Woman Whose Brother Died In Afghanistan
A tender moment.

A Collection Of Photos Of Zac Efron Riding A Horse Shirtless That Will Change Your Life
Call a doctor, this is a zefmergency.

What Your Disney Man Crush Says About Your Dating Life
Praying for all you Hans types.

Israel Is Struggling To Find High-Level Targets As War In Gaza Escalates
"The moment one of them pops his head above ground, or makes a mistake, he will be targeted."

"America's Most Wanted's" John Walsh Plans To Catch Some Bastards With His New CNN Show "The Hunt"
Following the success of Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown, CNN's new show will bring Walsh back to TV.

19 Wedding Planning Hacks That Will Save You So Much Time And Money
Whether you're throwing a lavish party or a courthouse gathering, you can always save yourself some hassle.

38 brillantes e inesperados consejos para dueños de perros
He aquí algunos consejos y trucos para facilitar la gratificante tarea de cuidar a tu mascota.

Ugandan Police Arrest Five Amid Government Efforts To Reassure Donor Nations About Anti-LGBT Law
Ugandan Foreign Ministry says new anti-gay law "has been misinterpreted as a piece of legislation intended to punish and discriminate against people of a 'homosexual orientation.'" This post has been updated.

Here’s What You Should Eat For Dinner
Sometimes these are the only food items in my house and maybe that's something I need to work on personally, but until then here's this recipe.

Las 18 etapas que atraviesas cuando juegas Mario Kart
La noche de diversión más estresante que jamás tendrás.

Mitt Romney Has The Same Problems We All Have Flying Coach
Air Force Fun.

14 Day-To-Day Hacks That Will Vastly Improve Your Productivity
Coffee can only do so much.

What Children's Book Title Best Describes Your Sex Life?
Extra points if it's Where the Wild Things Are.

¿Cuánto ha cambiado la familia Kardashian en menos de una década?
Físicamente hablando, por supuesto.

La nourriture sur Instagram vs la nourriture dans la vraie vie
Pas de hashtag pour ce plat.

David Cameron's Plans To Restrict Strikes "Undermine Basic Workers' Rights", Say Lib Dems
The prime minister wants to set minimum-turnout thresholds before workers can take action.

¿Quién sos en la selección Argentina?
El único quiz que quiere ser campeón.

Why We Need "Ugly" Heroines
Erika Johansen, author of The Queen of the Tearling, wants female protagonists of all shapes and sizes.

13 lugares que cualquier amante de las historias de terror debe visitar antes de morir
No vayas a "Six Flags" este verano y sumérgete en una aventura verdaderamente espeluznante.

50 tatuajes increíbles inspirados en libros de la infancia
"Por supuesto que esto está sucediendo en tu cabeza, pero ¿por qué carajos no puede ser real?"

Pilot Orders Pizza For Entire Flight While Severely Delayed Due To Storm
A Frontier Airlines pilot treated his passengers to pizza when storms forced the Denver-bound flight to be diverted to Wyoming.

Germany's World Cup Goal Flurry Sent Twitter Into A Frenzy
Here's what five goals in less than 30 minutes looks like.

President Obama Shakes Hands With A Man Wearing A Horse Head
President Obama arrived in Denver Tuesday evening and appeared slightly taken aback as he greeted a man wearing a horse head.

Washington State Celebrates First Day Of Legal Marijuana Sales
Washington began selling legal weed on Tuesday, making history as the second U.S. state to legalize marijuana for recreational use.

18 chiens qui ont hâte que la semaine se termine
Vivement le week-end !

Menendez "Scandal" Reporter "Waiting To See Where Investigation" Into Cuba Plot Goes
Send all questions to the communications director of Breitbart, Boyle says.

Watch As Skinheads Attack A Gay Bar In Kiev
The attack comes after lack of police protection forced the cancellation of a planned pride march.

This Is What The Local News Would Look Like If The Anchors Were Two Little Girls
Still no word on what these two have against Canada.

This Ordinary Guy Fooled Everyone In Hollywood Into Thinking He Was A Celebrity
Well, that was easy...

Department Of Education Says It Is Not Responsible For Closing For-Profit College
The politics of regulating for-profit colleges.

Americans Try Filipino Street Food
Ever tried intestines?