My Stomach Is In Knots From Laughing Over These 36 Election Tweets On My Timeline Right Now
We all need a good laugh tonight.
The results are coming in, but it's still too early to call the 2024 election. Regardless, I'm sure you could use a good laugh to help release some of the tension. In that case, I've got you covered with some of the funniest tweets on the timeline right now:
1.
Just voted pic.twitter.com/6ilCa7vlFR
— Romlib 🇺🇸 🎄 (check pinned) (@romcomi) November 5, 2024
2.
“Kamala is going to raise taxes”
— Ivan Adomaitis (@OffbrandCanelo) November 5, 2024
You have your Venmo on the back of your 06 Nissan Altima,she is NOT talking about you
3.
If he ain’t vote, he gets no throat.
— Homo Spirit Activate! (@durandbernarr) November 5, 2024
That’s the rule.
4.
Voting before work and telling your job you still need to vote so you can leave 2 hours early >>>>
— Certified Hoodie Thief 🏁 (@KryssyLaReina) November 5, 2024
5.
Jill Stein going back into hiding for the next 4 years pic.twitter.com/LXd0N5cxyv
— jer🥥🌴 (@djatmos1) November 5, 2024
6.
A woman can’t run the country but anything go wrong you call your mama or your ole lady.
— Aryn (@arynu_) November 5, 2024
7.
Nutritionally what will happen tonight is off the record
— Lyz Lenz (@lyzl) November 5, 2024
9.
If you waited in the Ticketmaster queue for Eras Tour tickets you can stay in line to vote today.
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) November 5, 2024
10.
why is she talking to me like this pic.twitter.com/bGeibguKVw
— prance (@bocxtop) November 5, 2024
11.
I don’t like that they start with that states that don’t agree with me
— Lukas Battle (@lukasbattle) November 6, 2024
12.
You can really tell who has 2016 trauma and who was too young to remember.
— Stefan Smith (@TheStefanSmith) November 5, 2024
13.
NOBODY VOTED FOR EITHER OF THEM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/2AHQJyfxMO
— bo (or in a season of crime) (@TheldlerWheel) November 5, 2024
14.
you haven’t voted early and aren’t in line? pic.twitter.com/qxVNKNmgaH
— cousin faith (@wetsykcin) November 5, 2024
15.
starting my period on election day because i'm a true patriot who bleeds for this country
— emmy 𖡼𖤣𖥧𖡼𓋼𖤣𖥧𓋼𓍊 (@emxlymargaret) November 5, 2024
16.
lmk when they start live updating the electoral map so i can take a 100mg edible
— ♡ bri ♡ (@blazinwithbri) November 5, 2024
17.
got my sticker!!!! pic.twitter.com/vbrl2G9eN4
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) November 5, 2024
18.
That's right fellow Republicans, stay ONLINE. Do NOT leave your computer https://t.co/cGfpN5T9ug
— Mr. Chau (@Srirachachau) November 5, 2024
19.
"How's it going?"
— Todd Owyoung (@toddowyoung) November 4, 2024
Me: pic.twitter.com/JbdXOclH7j
20.
steve kornacki tonight… pic.twitter.com/9nLLgs9XyU
— Qwin Izukumaru (@QwinOmaru) November 5, 2024
22.
California, New York, & Illinois holding it down as blue states every election: pic.twitter.com/gXviAsZXjB
— Ms. Andry Noir, PhD (@keatingssixth) November 6, 2024
23.
“I’m voting for grocery prices” I’m voting for you to retake high school economics class
— fallen angel of doom (@DSBMandchill) November 5, 2024
24.
The election texts you receive as you get closer to polls closing pic.twitter.com/ej9PE1KQTb
— Matt Margolis (@ItsMattsLaw) November 5, 2024
25.
I'm sorry but we should not be stressed out like this every 4 years.
— Ma$on (@FirstGentleman) November 5, 2024
26.
Genuinely curious how he tops this tmrw https://t.co/NkLHYBGPDz
— Kylie Cheung (@kylietcheung) November 5, 2024
27.
If Kamala wins, Tim said he gonna throw something on the grill.
— Niccoya | Winter Arc (@niccoyat) November 5, 2024
28.
If Kamala win we all gotta go get silk presses
— esse ᡣ𐭩 (@essdaprettiest) November 5, 2024
29.
no president gone make you rich btw, if you was broke today gone be broke tomorrow
— 𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … (@JaYunnaMonae) November 5, 2024
30.
My momma left to vote for Kamala at 7:08am.
— Mel Smith (@iamMelsmith) November 5, 2024
Yes, she’s an AKA.
31.
Long lines in PA, MI, and WI today, was barely able to vote in all three
— tyson brody (@tysonbrody) November 5, 2024
32.
DC is so unserious why are you selling “piña kamalas”
— Tromac 🫶🏾 (@Tromac_wav) November 5, 2024
33.
I'd like to report voter fraud, there is a convicted felon on my ballot!!!
— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) November 5, 2024
34.
yall hoes was getting free lunch K-12 and wanna vote for Trump. pathetic
— Tati (@teelevelss) November 5, 2024
36.
oof it is NOT looking good for Biden
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) November 5, 2024