These 32 Hilarious Internet Posts From This Month So Far That Gave Me The Comic Relief I Desperately Needed
"Your twenties are for finding out the mask you learned to protect yourself as a child is slowly destroying you as an adult."
This November has already been beyond eventful, so here are some of the funniest tweets to give you a moment to escape and just laugh:
And follow the accounts that made you laugh to make your Twitter timeline better!
1.
Have constructed such a parasocial imagined relationship with my gym crush that I just approached him in public and asked him how his week was despite us having never spoken pic.twitter.com/qRMeJTFFZJ
— rural juror (@ruraljurormovie) November 12, 2024
2.
“unspoken”??? unspoken??? https://t.co/bVr5r6rIv1
— victoria (@victoriaedel) November 12, 2024
4.
absolutely insane what a good hotdog can do to your mood
— josé (@joserloser) November 8, 2024
5.
why being a werewolf just sound awful. No immortality, no magic powers, just a hairy beast that breeds.
— E (@ShadesOfElias) November 9, 2024
6.
to the random girl who tickled my armpit last night at the LCD Soundsystem concert when I put my hands in the air to cheer… what the hell is the matter with you 😭😭😭
— mothman (@grantisdumb) November 9, 2024
7.
when I asked this man what he likes to do and he said wingstop
— bea🧚🏻♀️ (@jewcyydiva) November 9, 2024
8.
the first time i watched g*y p**n, I was twelve years ole. I watched it on my Amazon Kindle repeatedly for weeks. but Eventually, the panic began to set in. I Did not know how to delete my search history. so I took my dad’s weights and smashed my Kindle to smithereens
— Alvaro Chavez (@alvaro_coded) November 9, 2024
9.
ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to read restaurant menus online
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) November 8, 2024
10.
“let’s go smoke” pic.twitter.com/JtKdC0oTGE
— polo (@DripArab) November 8, 2024
11.
my friend is watching the summer i turned pretty for the first time pic.twitter.com/tl59ELRBmp
— liz (@lizthedamnszn) November 8, 2024
12.
today my friend taught me the important distinction between a nerd (academically smart), geek (has niche interests), loser (negative energy), dork (no rizz but still endearing), and dweeb (bullied in high school but got hot). women are infinite fountains of knowledge
— angel martinez (@angxlmartinez) November 7, 2024
13.
women in PHLEGM (poetry, history, language, english literature, ghost stories, music)
— Synexdoche (@amor_fatti) November 7, 2024
14.
I’m okay with being single but at night??? And when I’m drunk??? That’s too much
— Bella (@mrsbellabankss) November 2, 2024
15.
if i text u “🪗” it means u better start acting accordingly
— jynx (@jynxbby) November 2, 2024
16.
when my daughters get older and finally get to wear my vintage archive fashion nova pieces >>>> 🥹❤️
— DILAH (@DOLLDILAH) November 2, 2024
17.
mashed potatoes literally being a mashed potato pic.twitter.com/4YdC9f59ok
— mia (@eshalakundala) November 8, 2024
18.
showed my millennial sister ig reels for the first time and she laughed so hard her csection stitches opened up pic.twitter.com/JC5dep4C4X
— ♡aisha♡ (@kuchikkiii) November 11, 2024
19.
just my luck - yall won’t guess who I got again this morning 😭😭 Mr Yappington himself, literally as i stepped in he said “ I’m so glad we can finish our conversation from yesterday “ NOOOOOOOOO https://t.co/2S0pP4X4vc
— ☀️ (@BassieHuma) November 15, 2024
20.
someone at the dog park said "good girl" and i looked
— skyeee🍒 (@skyeeebby) November 14, 2024
21.
we are in a crisis of people just not sitting in their assigned seats at AMC theaters
— iconnorpop (@iconnnorpop) November 14, 2024
22.
this is how it feels to complain to your boyfriend pic.twitter.com/kN3MDrorHd
— gremlin (@goodboygremlin) November 14, 2024
23.
I want to quote this every day but i can’t bc it sounds too normal pic.twitter.com/2xdleF4HUQ
— sarah🗡️ (@joanieinthealps) November 11, 2024
24.
Guy who doesn’t respect the walkie talkie rules: Ugh, I’m so hungover
— charlotte (@AlolanEggs) November 11, 2024
Guy who does: rlly 👀? Over
25.
this got me crying😭😭 pic.twitter.com/PLNuyzKpqg
— juju 💰 (@ayeejuju) November 9, 2024
26.
I’ve been telling myself to lock in for 15 consecutive weeks
— kat (@oomfship) November 18, 2024
27.
Come bounce on it as friends tho
— 🧎🏾♂️ (@JacolbyDeshun) November 8, 2024
28.
Your twenties are for finding out the mask you learned to protect yourself as a child is slowly destroying you as an adult
— pepper (@AGPepperr) November 3, 2024
29.
no roster, no situationship, sunset at 5pm pic.twitter.com/MYUrsEOogn
— griff (@dive_nn) November 4, 2024
31.
how it feels when you're texting somebody and they go on do not disturb https://t.co/wtSwDBxyfi
— ti ti⭑ .⋆｡🪽 (@erf2trin) November 3, 2024
32.
requesting jan 6 off from work just to make HR wonder
— first ethical space cowboy (@cowboybecsbop) November 6, 2024