15 Episodes Of "New Girl" That Make Me Laugh Every. Single. Time.

Nick lands a date with his coworker Amanda, but when Jess accidentally walks in on him naked and laughs, his self-confidence plummets.

Funniest Quote: "I accidentally saw Nick's pee-pee and his bubbles. But it's not a big deal. Ain't no thing. Ain't no thaaang."

When Nick gets hurt playing football, the gang finds out he doesn't have health insurance and they band together to help their friend.

Funniest Quote: "Are you sure you're okay? You're walking like a Disney witch. Let me drive you to your doctor."

When Jess finds out from Nick that CeCe and Schmidt have been sneaking around together, her relationship with CeCe becomes strained.

Funniest Quote: "You've all thought about me while self-completing?!"

At the bar, a man mistakes Jess for his blind date, Katie. Jess plays along and pretends to be someone she isn't.

Funniest Quote: "If we make love later, and I tell you to pretend that I'm a scary ghost, are you gonna be weirded out by that?"

Out of work and unable to make rent, the boys tell Jess she needs to get a job. Because she's on her period, she becomes emotional and lashes out.

Funniest Quote: : "I was sabotaged by my baby box, which means I will never trust anything that comes out of it."

When Sam invites Jess on a weekend getaway to his boss's cabin, she gets nervous and invites Nick and his new girlfriend. She soon learns that inviting them may have been a mistake.

Funniest Quote: "Can we just concentrate on the fact that like I was tripping pretty hard on the Absinthe and I said no to a stripper."

Nick becomes concerned for Jess' safety when he reads a story one of her students turned in. He goes undercover in her classroom to try to find out the truth.

Funniest Quote: "They make shoes for your penis! They're called pants!"

Nick and Schmidt won't let Jess go out with them because she seems to get in the way of Nick finding women.

Funniest Quote: "What is the big deal? Let's just suck it up and French a little."

Nick and Jess try to avoid each other, but end up at the same place — an Indian marriage convention. CeCe tries to find someone from her own culture, and Schmidt tries to win her back.

Funniest Quote: "Hey, M. Night Shyamalan. I've got a twist ending for you: shut up!"

The gang reminisces on how they each lost their virginity, and argue about whose story is the worst.

Funniest Quote: "Aren't you a virgin, too? Winston: Just my penis, baby. Just my penis."

It's CeCe's wedding day, Nick and Jess make a decision about their relationship, and Winston pulls Nick and Schmidt into one of his pranks.

Funniest Quote: "I don't think the badger's actually rabid, I think he's just kind of a dick."

Winston has to undergo a background check in the loft as part of his police academy training, but things go wrong when Jess tells the gang she has drugs in her closet.

Funniest Quote: "I’m pretty sure they call her ‘The Fish’ because she’s tough, but fair, like a lot of fish I’ve met."

After staying the night at Bearclaw's house, Jess and CeCe have to do the walk of shame home after learning their car has been towed.

Funniest Quote: “You ladies need to be very careful. A blowout can give a woman too much confidence. Make them take on things they can’t handle… Hillary Clinton.”

Schmidt feels emasculated, so he takes the boys on a road trip for his bachelor party, but the trip goes awry when a fight breaks out.

Funniest Quote: "Just because a scary man yelled his name in your face doesn't mean you can't like sake baths."

Jess and CeCe get high and destroy a wedding gift from Schmidt's mom, and due to their impaired judgment, they attempt to shoplift a replacement.

Funniest Quote: "I'm sorry for my friend objectifying you, but in her defense, you are fine as hell."