Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

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Prepare to be blasted in the cosmos with the force of a thousand asteroids by the unstable, universally feared Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. As described by Douglas Adams in 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy,' The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is an alcoholic beverage invented by ex-President of the Universe Zaphod Beeblebrox, considered by the Guide to be the 'Best Drink in Existence.' Its effects are similar to 'having your brains smashed in by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.' Beeblebrox advised that you should 'never drink more than two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters unless you are a thirty ton mega elephant with bronchial pneumonia.'

Prep Time:
10 mins
Total Time:
10 mins
Servings:
2
Yield:
2 servings
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Ingredients

  • 1 sugar cube

  • 1 drop bitters

  • ¼ teaspoon salt

  • 1 ¾ teaspoons warm water

  • 3 fluid ounces gin

  • 2 fluid ounces tequila

  • 1 lemon-lime-flavored immune support effervescent tablet (such as Emergen-C®)

  • 1 fluid ounce peppermint schnapps

  • crushed ice, as desired

  • 1 olive

Directions

  1. Place sugar cube on a small vessel. Drop bitters on top; let soak to produce an Algolian suntiger tooth.

  2. Fuse salt and water together in a concave apparatus until dissolved to yield Santraginus V sea water.

  3. Combine the Santraginus V sea water, Arcturan Mega-gin (gin), and O'l Janx Spirit (tequila) in a serving vessel. Release Fallian marsh gas (effervescent tablet) into the solution. Decant Qualactin Hypermint extract (schnapps) over the back of a spoon held just above the liquid's surface.

  4. Transfer the Algolian Suntiger tooth into the concoction; let dissolve. Stir in Zamphuor (ice) to decrease the temperature to 32 degrees F (0 degrees C). Funnel an olive into the final product. 'Drink... but... very carefully...'

Cook's Note:

Consume at your own risk. For emergencies, beam into your nearest Intergalactic Care Pod.

Nutrition Facts (per serving)

237 Calories
0g Fat
8g Carbs
Nutrition Facts
Servings Per Recipe 2
Calories 237
% Daily Value *
Total Fat 0g 0%
Sodium 315mg 14%
Total Carbohydrate 8g 3%
Dietary Fiber 0g 0%
Total Sugars 7g
Vitamin C 123mg 136%
Calcium 3mg 0%
Iron 0mg 1%
Potassium 3mg 0%

* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.

** Nutrient information is not available for all ingredients. Amount is based on available nutrient data.

(-) Information is not currently available for this nutrient. If you are following a medically restrictive diet, please consult your doctor or registered dietitian before preparing this recipe for personal consumption.