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Aiken Standard
22 Oct 2022
How do you know when you’re getting old? ... I’m getting old. So how do you know if you’re getting old? Comedian Jeff Foxworthy used to have as part of his routine “You might be a redneck if .” The same can be done with aging ... You might be getting old if..
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22 Oct 2022
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