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Thomas Christopher Smith, (born 26 December 1985 in Liverpool), is a cricketer who currently plays for Lancashire County Cricket Club. He has also been a member of the England Academy team. In 2008, he played for Leicestershire on loan because he was unable to break into Lancashire's first team. He is an all-rounder, bowling right-arm medium and batting left-handed. At the start of the 2009 season, Smith was promoted to open the batting, having previously batted in the lower order, and secured his place there. In 2011, the year Lancashire won the County Championship for the first time since 1950, Smith became the first Lancashire player to score a century and take four wickets in the same one-day match. In 2011/12 Smith played for the Matabeleland Tuskers in Zimbabwe as an overseas player in the domestic twenty20 competition.
Smith started out at his local team Withnell Fold at an early age.
Smith received the NBC Denis Compton Award for the most promising Lancashire player in 2005 and 2006. His Lancashire debut came late in 2005, but he made his big breakthrough in 2006. Smith previously attended Parklands High School in Chorley and Runshaw College in Leyland and played for cricket clubs in Withnell Fold and Chorley Cricket Club.
Stream / Download "I've Tried Everything but Therapy Pt. 1 now: https://TeddySwims.lnk.to/ITEBTpt1 Order "Lose Control" Vinyl & CD now: https://shop.teddyswims.com/ Follow Teddy Swims: https://www.instagram.com/teddyswims https://facebook.com/teddyswims404 https://twitter.com/teddyswims https://soundcloud.com/teddyswims https://www.tiktok.com/@teddyswims CREDITS Director: Blythe Thomas Executive Producer: Evan Brown Production Company: dreambear Producer: Nicolette Moreno Line Producer: Autumn Maschi Production Manager: Kai Lusk 1st AD: Lane Stroud DP: Ava Rikki 1st AC: Philip Hoang 2nd AC: Naomi Portillo Steadicam: Emaad Elhardouzi Gaffer: Kay Zhou Production Designer: Andrew Caso Art Coordinator: Devin Leary Set Dresser: Maelina Hassel VFX Supervisor: Ben Kadie Stylist: Tara Nichols S...
Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/gasmonkeygarage or through our promo code GASMONKEYGARAGE The Man. The Myth. The Legend. TOM SMITH RETURNS to Gas Monkey to sit down with Richard and relive the years as the face of DIscovery's Misfit Garage and tell some untold stories that you will just have to hear for yourself to believe... Sit back, Crack a cold one and enjoy The Return of Tom Smith Gas Monkey Giveaway #10 is live! WIN BRAND NEW 2024 DARK HORSE MUSTANG + $20,000 CASH ➡️ https://www.gasmonkeygarage.com/ Catch up on all of Gas Monkey SEMA Build Episodes ⬇️ •2023 SEMA BUILDS: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLt46ozroXdNDPHuHXnLhaBneTL8pNka_a ➡️ Snag some new Gas Monkey Garage gear: http://b...
Tom Smith LIVE at CODRU Festival 2024 De ce instrumentele trupei Editors au rămas blocate 17 ore în Bulgaria? Imagini de la concertul acustic LIVE a lui Tom Smith De curând, trupa Editors ar fi trebuit să cânte în formulă completă la CODRU Festival 2024 în Timișoara. Momentul concertului a sosit cu multe peripeții pentru membrii trupei. Aceștia au ajuns în Festival… însă intrumentele lor, nu. Deși Editors este o formație rock a cărei formulă enumeră cinci membri, singurul care a urcat pe scenă a fost Tom Smith, solistul trupei, care și-a susținut concertul la o chitară acustică, fără să fie acompaniat de alte instrumente ori negative. Ba mai mult, chitara era împrumutată de la unul dintre ceilalți artiști prezenți în cadrul festivalului. Instrumentele trupei Editors au rămas în Bulgar...
'In The Lonely Hour' turns 10 years old! Listen to the anniversary version now: https://samsmith.world/ITLH10ID 🤍 The Official 'I'm Not The Only One' music video. Get the latest news for Sam Smith: https://bio.to/SamSmithID Lyrics: You and me we made a vow For better or for worse I can’t believe you let me down But the proof’s in the way it hurts For months on end I’ve had my doubts Denying every tear I wish this would be over now But I know that I still need you here You say I’m crazy Cos you don’t think I know what you’ve done But when you call me baby I know I’m not the only one You’ve been so unavailable Now sadly I know why Your heart is unobtainable Even though lord knows you kept mine You say I’m crazy Cos you don’t think I know what you’ve done But when you call me baby I know...
'In The Lonely Hour' turns 10 years old! Listen to the anniversary version now: https://samsmith.world/ITLH10ID 🤍 The official 'Too Good At Goodbyes' music video. Get the latest news for Sam Smith: https://bio.to/SamSmithID Lyrics: You must think that I’m stupid You must think that I’m a fool You must think that I’m new to this But I have seen this all before I’m never going to let you close to me Even though you mean the most to me 'Cause every time I open up it hurts So I’m never going to get too close to you Even when I mean the most to you In case you go and leave me in the dirt But every time you hurt me, the less that I cry And every time you leave me, the quicker these tears dry And every time you walk out, the less I love you Baby we don’t stand a chance, it’s sad but it’s tru...
Wonderful cover of Dancing in the Dark. Performed by Tom Smith (lead singer of Editors) I do not own any copyrights of this song! Lyrics: I get up in the evening, and I ain't got nothing to say I come home in the moring, I go to bed feeling the same way I ain't nothing but tired, man I'm just tired and bored with myself Hey there baby, I could use just a little help (Chorus) You can't start a fire, you can't start a fire without a spark This gun's for hire even if we're just dancing in the dark Message just keep getting clearer, radio's on and I'm moving round the place I check my look in the mirror wanna change my clothes my hair my face Man I ain't getting nowhere I'm just livin in a dump like this There's something happening somewhere baby I just know that there is (Chorus) You si...
Official Music Video for "It Runs Through Me (feat. De La Soul)" by Tom Misch Taken from Tom Misch's debut album "Geography" Stream / Buy: https://tommisch.lnk.to/geography Credits: Director – Joshua Osborne Commissioner – Duncan Murray Executive Producer – Ben Schneider Producer – Johnny Griffith Producer – Tom O’Driscoll Production Company - Radical Media Production Assistant - Ester Viana 1st AD – Chris Malin Runner – Gabriel Brown Runner – Lewis Osborne Cast Tom Misch Pos - De La Soul Yussef Dayes - Drums Isobella Burnham - Bass Jamie Leeming - Guitar Sam Wills - Keys Pippa Melody Kaidi Akkinibi Fergie - Engineer DOP – Diana Olifirova 1st AC – Kate Molins 2nd AC – James Wicks Steadicam – Josh Brooks Gaffer – Ben Ransley Spark – Mark Stewart Spark – Chris Barber Art Director...
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Tom Smith's Ugly Girl animation was done in the 1990's as a personal project of his. You can find out what happens when you mix an extremely ugly woman with a tooth brush! Some of the most amazing clay animation out there.
Thomas Christopher Smith, (born 26 December 1985 in Liverpool), is a cricketer who currently plays for Lancashire County Cricket Club. He has also been a member of the England Academy team. In 2008, he played for Leicestershire on loan because he was unable to break into Lancashire's first team. He is an all-rounder, bowling right-arm medium and batting left-handed. At the start of the 2009 season, Smith was promoted to open the batting, having previously batted in the lower order, and secured his place there. In 2011, the year Lancashire won the County Championship for the first time since 1950, Smith became the first Lancashire player to score a century and take four wickets in the same one-day match. In 2011/12 Smith played for the Matabeleland Tuskers in Zimbabwe as an overseas player in the domestic twenty20 competition.
Smith started out at his local team Withnell Fold at an early age.
Smith received the NBC Denis Compton Award for the most promising Lancashire player in 2005 and 2006. His Lancashire debut came late in 2005, but he made his big breakthrough in 2006. Smith previously attended Parklands High School in Chorley and Runshaw College in Leyland and played for cricket clubs in Withnell Fold and Chorley Cricket Club.
Rocket launcher, rail gun, BFG Nine Thousand One,
Never saw it coming and I never had a chance.
Bad enough being dead, Sub Zero pulled off my head,
Master Chief is doing his victory dance.
Lost Asia in Risk, Diablo burnt me to a crisp,
Even though I had the Godly Plate of the Whale.
Two pair, eights and kings, Sauron got the One Ring,
Getting dysentery on the Oregon Trail.
Harry Potter came up short dueling with Voldemort,
Elspeth Holliday met the Blair Witch.
Spider-Man showed such aplomb till he met that pumpkin
bomb,
Mr. Incredible didn't throw the switch.
Cliff racers, cave bats, stupid frickin' giant rats,
Deadly pirahna poodles, or soldier ants,
You were eaten by a grue, Hah! The wumpus got you,
Nancy Drew and Scooby Doo teabagged in Halo 2
Dead again,
Splattered all over a rendered killing floor,
Dead again,
Let me respawn and I'll be back for more,
Dead again,
Let me get to the checkpoint, then you can do your
worst,
Dead again,
Then I'll reload but this time I'll shoot first.
My marble plummets from a height, should have rolled it
to the right,
Jumped through lots of traffic but then fell off a log.
Russian cubes from the sky, and I let 'em stack too
high,
Punched right off the screen by a humanoid frog.
T-rex got me, now I'm toast, chased down by a blinking
ghost,
Landed on some spikes and dropped every last ring.
Bitten by a fanged slug, Jafar zapped my flying rug,
Trampled in a bog by a Barbarian King.
Mechanized war bots, Mudokan slingshots,
Centipede dropping a flea on my head.
Couldn't fly as Alfred Chicken, Duke Nukem kept on
kickin',
Fought Guy of Gisborne with only some bread.
Skeletons hit me twice, dragon breath cased me in ice,
Couldn't line up all the jewels three in a row,
Shot up by Miami cops, beaten with karate chops,
Kept on missing platform hops, and the timer never
stops.
Dead again,
How come these worlds have so many bottomless pits?
Dead again,
And everyone that I meet wants me blown to bits.
Dead again,
Reincarnation one byte at a time,
Dead again,
It's so embarassing to be killed by green slime.
Real life goes on until you're
Dead, or so I'm told,
Injury, catastrophe, or
Simply growing old
Fantasy's supposed to be where
You can find your dreams,
But all I find is game designers
Hooked on players' screams.
Smothered by a boa constrictor, drawn and quartered by
a lich or
Eaten by a cat while dodging Beethoven's Fifth.
My flying ostrich drowned, monkeys thowing barrels
down,
Torn apart by creatures out of legend and myth.
Zombies got a hold of Jill, nurses up in Silent Hill,
All those German snipers on the beach at Omaha.
Swallowed by the sand worms, infected by some nasty
germs,
Didn't slap the leather when I heard him say, "DRAW!"
Running from Koala Kong, made a turn that's really
wrong,
Sephiroth's supernova fried us where we stood.
Broiled in a lava flow, squashed by Super Mario,
Didn't make my saving throw again,st lawful good.
Thirty zillion space machines blowning up in cut
scenes,
I actually found a way to die in Myst.
Ninja swords decapitate, plasma guns obliterate,
Pocket nukes annihilate, reboot, transubstantiate.
Dead again,
Inching ahead until once more I choke,
Dead again,
The funeral bills would leave my whole state broke,
Dead again,
Something is trying to chew off both my legs,
Dead again,
Who in the hell dreams up these easter eggs?
Dead again,
All of the guys at work think I'm a freak,
Dead again,
They watch golf and NASCAR every week,
Dead again,
They'll never understand what I call fun,
Dead again,
'Cause any of my lives is cooler than their one.