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This Is The Way | Kids Songs | Super Simple Songs
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Start the day with this super fun kids song, This Is The Way! Wash your face, comb your hair, brush your teeth, get dressed, and go to school!
PARENTS AND TEACHERS: Thank you so much for watching Super Simple Songs with your families and/or students. Here are some other places to find great Super Simple content:
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published: 08 Jun 2016
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This Is The Way | Kids Songs | Super Simple Songs
Get the Super Simple App! ► http://bit.ly/TheSuperSimpleApp
Start the day with this super fun kids song, This Is The Way! Wash your face, comb your hair, brush...
Get the Super Simple App! ► http://bit.ly/TheSuperSimpleApp
Start the day with this super fun kids song, This Is The Way! Wash your face, comb your hair, brush your teeth, get dressed, and go to school!
PARENTS AND TEACHERS: Thank you so much for watching Super Simple Songs with your families and/or students. Here are some other places to find great Super Simple content:
► SUPER SIMPLE APP -- http://bit.ly/TheSuperSimpleApp Be the first to watch new Super Simple videos in the Super Simple App! Ad-free and designed for young learners.
► LISTEN -- https://SuperSimpleSongs.lnk.to/FollowAY
► YOUTUBE KIDS -- http://bit.ly/You-Tube-Kids Designed to make it safer and simpler for young ones to watch online video, YouTube Kids includes a suite of parental controls so you can tailor the experience to suit your family’s needs.
► AMAZON VIDEO Are you an Amazon Prime member? Watch Super Simple videos ad-free on Amazon Prime Video. Just search for “Super Simple.”
FREE SUPER SIMPLE TEACHING RESOURCES: http://bit.ly/SSFree-Resources
SOCIAL MEDIA:
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Facebook: http://bit.ly/SuperSimpleFacebook
Instagram: http://bit.ly/SuperSimpleInsta
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Pinterest: http://bit.ly/SuperSimplePinterest
*****
"This Is The Way" Lyrics:
This is the way we wash our face,
wash our face, wash our face.
This is the way we wash our face.
Early in the morning.
Wash wash wash wash.
Wash wash wash.
This is the way we comb our hair,
comb our hair, comb our hair.
This is the way we comb our hair.
Early in the morning.
Comb comb comb comb.
Comb comb comb.
This is the way we brush our teeth,
brush our teeth, brush our teeth.
This is the way we brush our teeth.
Early in the morning.
Brush brush brush brush.
Brush brush brush.
This is the way we get dressed,
get dressed, get dressed.
This is the way we get dressed.
Early in the morning.
This is the way we go to school,
go to school, go to school.
This is the way we go to school.
Early in the morning.
*********
© Skyship Entertainment Company. All rights reserved. Super Simple, Super Simple Songs, Noodle & Pals, Finny the Shark, Caitie’s Classroom, Rhymington Square, the Bumble Nums, Carl’s Car Wash and associated logos are trademarks of Skyship Entertainment Company.
#supersimple #nurseryrhymes #kidssongs #childrensmusic #funlearningactivities
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Get the Super Simple App! ► http://bit.ly/TheSuperSimpleApp
Start the day with this super fun kids song, This Is The Way! Wash your face, comb your hair, brush your teeth, get dressed, and go to school!
PARENTS AND TEACHERS: Thank you so much for watching Super Simple Songs with your families and/or students. Here are some other places to find great Super Simple content:
► SUPER SIMPLE APP -- http://bit.ly/TheSuperSimpleApp Be the first to watch new Super Simple videos in the Super Simple App! Ad-free and designed for young learners.
► LISTEN -- https://SuperSimpleSongs.lnk.to/FollowAY
► YOUTUBE KIDS -- http://bit.ly/You-Tube-Kids Designed to make it safer and simpler for young ones to watch online video, YouTube Kids includes a suite of parental controls so you can tailor the experience to suit your family’s needs.
► AMAZON VIDEO Are you an Amazon Prime member? Watch Super Simple videos ad-free on Amazon Prime Video. Just search for “Super Simple.”
FREE SUPER SIMPLE TEACHING RESOURCES: http://bit.ly/SSFree-Resources
SOCIAL MEDIA:
Super Simple Newsletter Sign Up: http://bit.ly/SuperSimpleSignUp
Facebook: http://bit.ly/SuperSimpleFacebook
Instagram: http://bit.ly/SuperSimpleInsta
Twitter: http://bit.ly/SuperSimpleTwitter
Pinterest: http://bit.ly/SuperSimplePinterest
*****
"This Is The Way" Lyrics:
This is the way we wash our face,
wash our face, wash our face.
This is the way we wash our face.
Early in the morning.
Wash wash wash wash.
Wash wash wash.
This is the way we comb our hair,
comb our hair, comb our hair.
This is the way we comb our hair.
Early in the morning.
Comb comb comb comb.
Comb comb comb.
This is the way we brush our teeth,
brush our teeth, brush our teeth.
This is the way we brush our teeth.
Early in the morning.
Brush brush brush brush.
Brush brush brush.
This is the way we get dressed,
get dressed, get dressed.
This is the way we get dressed.
Early in the morning.
This is the way we go to school,
go to school, go to school.
This is the way we go to school.
Early in the morning.
*********
© Skyship Entertainment Company. All rights reserved. Super Simple, Super Simple Songs, Noodle & Pals, Finny the Shark, Caitie’s Classroom, Rhymington Square, the Bumble Nums, Carl’s Car Wash and associated logos are trademarks of Skyship Entertainment Company.
#supersimple #nurseryrhymes #kidssongs #childrensmusic #funlearningactivities
published: 08 Jun 2016
views: 2409042591
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This Is The Way | Kids Songs | Super Simple Songs
Get the Super Simple App! ► http://bit.ly/TheSuperSimpleApp
Start the day with this super...
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This Is The Way | Kids Songs | Super Simple Songs
This Is The Way | Kids Songs | Super Simple Songs
Get the Super Simple App! ► http://bit.ly/TheSuperSimpleApp
Start the day with this super fun kids song, This Is The Way! Wash your face, comb your hair, brush your teeth, get dressed, and go to school!
PARENTS AND TEACHERS: Thank you so much for watching Super Simple Songs with your families and/or students. Here are some other places to find great Super Simple content:
► SUPER SIMPLE APP -- http://bit.ly/TheSuperSimpleApp Be the first to watch new Super Simple videos in the Super Simple App! Ad-free and designed for young learners.
► LISTEN -- https://SuperSimpleSongs.lnk.to/FollowAY
► YOUTUBE KIDS -- http://bit.ly/You-Tube-Kids Designed to make it safer and simpler for young ones to watch online video, YouTube Kids includes a suite of parental controls so you can tailor the experience to suit your family’s needs.
► AMAZON VIDEO Are you an Amazon Prime member? Watch Super Simple videos ad-free on Amazon Prime Video. Just search for “Super Simple.”
FREE SUPER SIMPLE TEACHING RESOURCES: http://bit.ly/SSFree-Resources
SOCIAL MEDIA:
Super Simple Newsletter Sign Up: http://bit.ly/SuperSimpleSignUp
Facebook: http://bit.ly/SuperSimpleFacebook
Instagram: http://bit.ly/SuperSimpleInsta
Twitter: http://bit.ly/SuperSimpleTwitter
Pinterest: http://bit.ly/SuperSimplePinterest
*****
"This Is The Way" Lyrics:
This is the way we wash our face,
wash our face, wash our face.
This is the way we wash our face.
Early in the morning.
Wash wash wash wash.
Wash wash wash.
This is the way we comb our hair,
comb our hair, comb our hair.
This is the way we comb our hair.
Early in the morning.
Comb comb comb comb.
Comb comb comb.
This is the way we brush our teeth,
brush our teeth, brush our teeth.
This is the way we brush our teeth.
Early in the morning.
Brush brush brush brush.
Brush brush brush.
This is the way we get dressed,
get dressed, get dressed.
This is the way we get dressed.
Early in the morning.
This is the way we go to school,
go to school, go to school.
This is the way we go to school.
Early in the morning.
*********
© Skyship Entertainment Company. All rights reserved. Super Simple, Super Simple Songs, Noodle & Pals, Finny the Shark, Caitie’s Classroom, Rhymington Square, the Bumble Nums, Carl’s Car Wash and associated logos are trademarks of Skyship Entertainment Company.
#supersimple #nurseryrhymes #kidssongs #childrensmusic #funlearningactivities
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by:
KJ-52
Would you please, would you dance with me, my darling would you please take a chance with me, I see you over there with the jocks, I see you over there with the rich boys, I see you over there with all the pretty girls, and I€™m asking one thing... Back in the day I used to rock the MC Hammer pants jump in the middle of the party bust the running man doing the Roger Rabbit at the middle school dance got my man next to the bleachers now that€™s where we stand walk up to the girl like €œnow will you dance with me?€? she€™s like €œwell listen you€™ll never ever have a chance with me I got a boyfriend and he€™s at like six foot three 250 pounds and he could beat you up in his sleep and I€™m like €œwell really what€™s that got to do with me?€? I don€™t see him around here so why don€™t you just come with me I€™ll get you some fruit punch maybe some cookies I got the new Vanilla Ice tape how can you not love me? she€™s like €œwell first off all your pants is straight ugly you can€™t dance and your personality just bug€™s me so back up off me cause I really got€™s to let you know that my boyfriend€™s right over there ohh I got to go Would you please, would you dance with me, my darling would you please take a chance with me, I see you over there with the jocks, I see you over there with the rich boys, I see you over there with all the pretty girls, and I€™m asking one thing... I grew up in Inglewood a little brown boy had straight hair and I rocked corduroy walked down Venice way in my own way wasn€™t very popular with the girls in 5th grade they used to call me nerd that was even if they used to call me at all across the school hall I put my head and thought what could I do to pursue and fought in my own mind was a struggle of sorts school was a game and I was off court on the bench and the coach wouldn€™t let me off once I sat in the corner of the yard like a dunce and all I ever wanted was the girl to have lunch maybe in the cafeteria with some punch but it didn€™t happen I didn€™t have heart cause I knew how it would end from the start and then I asked... Would you please, would you dance with me, my darling would you please take a chance with me, I see you over there with the jocks, I see you over there with the rich boys, I see you over there with all the pretty girls, and I€™m asking one thing... when I was growing up it was hard to be happy kids knock the books out my hand and make fun of my acne (exactly) give me a wedgie while they throw spitballs at me and stuff me in my own locker and laugh at me (ahhhh ha..) oh you think that€™s real funny cause I€™m 5 foot with huge feet and I dress crummy and all the school bullies want to just take my lunch money c€™mon man I only got a dollar twenty ya know ya life is just really sad man when you play dodge ball your picked as the last man and ya run as fast as ya can just like a mad man cause the football team wants to throw you in the trash can so really will this madness ever end really will the nerd ever get revenge? will this girl call me back at around ten? will you go out w/ me? I just want to be friends Would you please, would you dance with me, my darling would you please take a chance with me, I see you over there with the jocks, I see you over there with the rich boys, I see you over there with all the pretty girls, and I€™m asking one thing... Now days I€™m a little older plus a little bolder but it seems like I just can€™t get over you ever have a day where nothing goes right well that just seems to be the story of my whole entire life so anybody out there know what I mean? to feel like your third string on a football team? and ya never ever gonna reach any of your dreams? and your only hope is making onion rings at burger king but now a days a lot of things done changed since Christ came into my life now and just rearranged the way I look at myself son it aint the same I drive in a whole €˜nother lane going against the grain I know it might just seem a little strange the fact remains I changed when I called on his name so call me a nerd call me lame it don€™t matter to me see all I need to know is that my wife will dance with me Would you please, would you dance with me, my darling would you please take a chance with me, I see you over there with the jocks, I see you over there with the rich boys, I see you over there with all the pretty girls, and I€™m asking one thing...