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// -->
The Wrong
by:
Brooke Waggoner
Homespun and well brought up
Latest News for: the wrong trousers
Edit
Cedar News
24 Dec 2023
“They’re the wrong pants, Gromit, and they’re wrong!” ... The Wrong Trousers celebrates its 30th anniversary, scientists reveal how robo-trousers could work (and say they really would let you walk on the ceiling!) ....
Edit
The Daily Mail
19 Feb 2023
The trousers were barely mid-thigh when I realised they weren't going to work ... I've concluded that, trousers-wise, we're living in a simulation, drowning in the illusion of choice without any real choices to hand.
Edit
Bitchute
17 Jul 2022
Go to the source via the article link to view the video ... .
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});
});
