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A penis (plural penises or penes /-niːz/) is the primary sexual organ that male and hermaphrodite animals use to inseminate sexually receptive mates (usually females and hermaphrodites respectively) during copulation. Such organs occur in many animals, both vertebrate and invertebrate, but males do not bear a penis in every animal species, and in those species in which the male does bear a so-called penis, the penes in the various species are not necessarily homologous. For example, the penis of a mammal is at most analogous to the penis of a male insect or barnacle.
The term penis applies to many intromittent organs, but not to all; for example the intromittent organ of most cephalopoda is the hectocotylus, a specialised arm, and male spiders use their pedipalps. Even within the Vertebrata there are morphological variants with specific terminology, such as hemipenes.
In most species of animals in which there is an organ that might reasonably be described as a penis, it has no major function other than intromission, or at least conveying the sperm to the female, but in the placental mammals the penis bears the distal part of the urethra, which discharges both urine during urination and semen during copulation.
Momus (/ˈmoʊməs/; Greek: Μῶμος Momos) was in Greek mythology the personification of satire and mockery, two stories about whom figure among Aesop’s Fables. During the Renaissance, several literary works used him as a mouthpiece for their criticism of tyranny, while others later made him a critic of contemporary society. Onstage he finally became the figure of harmless fun.
As a sharp-tongued spirit of unfair criticism, Momus was eventually expelled from the company of the gods on Mount Olympus. His name is related to μομφή, meaning 'blame', 'reproach', or 'disgrace'.Hesiod said that Momus was a son of Night (Nyx), “though she lay with none”, and the twin of the misery goddess Oizys. In the 8th century BCE epic Cypria, Momus was credited with stirring up the Trojan War in order to reduce the human population.Sophocles wrote a later satyr play called Momos, now almost entirely lost, which may have derived from this.
Two of Aesop's fables feature the god. The most widely reported of these in Classical times is numbered 100 in the Perry Index. There Momus is asked to judge the handiwork of three gods (who vary depending on the version): a man, a house and a bull. He found all at fault: the man because his heart was not on view to judge his thoughts; the house because it had no wheels so as to avoid troublesome neighbours; and the bull because it did not have eyes in its horns to guide it when charging. Because of it, Plutarch and Aristotle criticized Aesop’s story-telling as deficient in understanding, while Lucian insisted that anyone with sense was able to sound out a man’s thoughts.
Nicholas Currie (born 11 February 1960), more popularly known under the artist name Momus (after the Greek god of mockery), is a Scottish songwriter, author, blogger and former journalist for Wired.
For nearly thirty years he has been releasing, to marginal commercial and critical success, albums on labels in the United Kingdom, the United States, and Japan. In his lyrics and his other writing he makes seemingly random use of decontextualized pieces of continental (mostly French) philosophy, and has built up a personal world he says is "dominated by values like diversity, orientalism, and a respect for otherness." He is fascinated by identity, Japan, Rome, the avant-garde, time travel and sex.
Momus began by recording post-punk material with ex-members of Josef K in a group called The Happy Family in the early 1980s and was associated with the musicians around Postcard Records (although he never recorded for that label). His debut solo album Circus Maximus (1986, él records) explored biblical themes in dark, almost Gothic acoustic style. His debt to the influence of Gallic pop was clear from a subsequent, sardonically self-referencing cover of Jacques Brel's "Jacky" and portraits of himself in the style of early 1960s Serge Gainsbourg.
A song is a single (and often standalone) work of music intended to be sung by the human voice with distinct and fixed pitches and patterns using sound and silence and a variety of forms that often include the repetition of sections. Written words created specifically for music or for which music is specifically created, are called lyrics. If a pre-existing poem is set to composed music in classical music it is an art song. Songs that are sung on repeated pitches without distinct contours and patterns that rise and fall are called chants. Songs in a simple style that are learned informally are often referred to as folk songs. Songs that are composed for professional singers are called popular songs. These songs, which have broad appeal, are often composed by professional songwriters, composers and lyricists. Art songs are composed by trained classical composers for concert performances. Songs are performed live and recorded. Songs may also appear in plays, musical theatre, stage shows of any form, and within operas.
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Song, LLC was a low-cost air service within an airline brand owned and operated by Delta Air Lines from 2003 to 2006.
Song's main focus was on leisure traffic between the northeastern United States and Florida, a market where it competed with JetBlue Airways. It also operated flights between Florida and the West Coast, and from the Northeast to the west coast.
Song's aircraft were fitted with leather seats and free personal entertainment systems at every seat, with audio MP3 programmable selections, trivia games that could be played against other passengers, a flight tracker, and satellite television (provided by the DISH Network). Song offered free beverages, but charged for meals and liquor. Both brand-name snack boxes and healthy organic meals were offered. The flight safety instructions were sung or otherwise artistically interpreted, depending on the cabin crew. In addition to crew uniforms designed by Kate Spade, customized cocktails created by nightlife impresario Rande Gerber and an in-flight exercise program designed by New York City fitness guru David Barton, the airline created its own distinct mark in the industry. The Song brand was placed on more than 200 flights a day which carried over ten million passengers.
On March 26, 2018 a team of nine plastic surgeons and two urological surgeons at Johns Hopkins Medicine performed the world’s first total penile and scrotum transplant. In a 14-hour surgery, the entire penis, scrotum (without testicles) and partial abdominal wall of a deceased donor was transplanted to a veteran wounded in Afghanistan. This animation illustrates the transplantation process. Learn more about transplants at Johns Hopkins Medicine: https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/plastic_reconstructive_surgery/specialty_services/transplant_tissue_transfer.html
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Peyronie's disease may be caused by penile injury (typically during sex or physical activity) but can occur spontaneously. It occurs as a result of the formation of scar tissue/plaque in the penis/cavernosal tissue; this scar tissue then lacks the elasticity needed for the onset of a straight erection thus causing the penis to bend or take on in some cases an hour glass shape. It is important to note that penises vary in shape and size and having a curved erection isn't necessarily a cause for concern; in fact, it is thought that around 16% of men have some curvature which would be defined as Peyronie's disease and many of these men do not need intervention. In Peyronie's disease where the bend is significant it can interfere with penile length, erectile strength and in severe cases the ...
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This vacuum therapy system demonstration shows you how to properly use a penis pump. Learn more about erectile dysfunction and penile traction: https://www.endopersonalcare.com.au/penile-traction-ed/
It’s a shame some people think talking about cleaning and caring for our genitals is embarrassing or taboo. We probably know more about hair care than penis care. The penis is simply another part of our anatomy, so cleaning should be relatively straight forward. Watch to know how to clean your genitals the right way! Thanks for watching!! Schedule an appointment: https://www.renamalikmd.com/appointments Come back EVERY MONDAY & FRIDAY for a NEW video Rena Malik, MD is a urologist and pelvic surgeon on youtube to educate people about all things urology including erectile dysfunction, how to increase testosterone, problems with sex, premature ejaculation, urinary leakage, or incontinence, overactive bladder, urinary tract infections, prostate issues and more. Subscribe: https://www....
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I like you, and I'd like you to like me to like you But I don't need you Don't need you to want me to like you Because if you didn't like me I would still like you, you see La la la La la la I lick you, I like you to like me to lick you But I don't need you Don't need you to like me to lick you If your pleasure turned into pain I would still lick for my personal gain La la la La la la I fuck you, and I love you to love me to fuck you But I don't fucking need you Don't need you to need me to fuck you If you need me to need you to fuck That fucks everything up La la la La la la I want you, and I want you to want me to want you But I don't need you Don't need you to need me to need you That's just me So take me or leave me But please don't need me Don't need me to need you to need me Cos w...
A live performance recorded by French TV in 1988.
Η Ειρήνη Ράπτη είναι μια από τους νέους καλλιτέχνες που έλαβαν συμμετοχή στο Inspire Project του 2018 που οργάνωσε το Μακεδονικό Μουσείο Σύγχρονης Τέχνης.
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Consider supporting the artist by ordering the Athenian album from Darla: https://darla.com/products/momus-athenian
MOMUS - Sadness Of Things Nicholas Currie (born 11 February 1960 in Paisley, Scotland), more popularly known under the artist name Momus (after the Greek god of mockery), is a songwriter, blogger and former journalist for Wired. Many of his songs are literary and could be classified as postmodern.[citation needed] For nearly thirty years he has been releasing, to marginal commercial and critical success, albums on labels in the United Kingdom, the United States, and Japan. In his lyrics and his other writing he makes seemingly random use of decontextualized pieces of continental (mostly French) philosophy, and has built up a personal world he says is "dominated by values like diversity, orientalism, and a respect for otherness." He is fascinated by identity, Japan, Rome, the avant-garde, ...
A live performance recorded by French TV in 1988.
This video is from Momus: Man Of Letters DVD. The first ever DVD to feature one the true enigmatic figures of alternative music's last twenty years, Momus. Throughout his recording career for Cherry Red Records and Creation Records, now stretching over twenty years, Momus has always excited and confounded in equal measure -- his work always contains something different and challenging, and "Man Of Letters" is no exception. "Man Of Letters" was produced by Finnish director Hannu Puttonen (who has also worked with Billy Bragg and Bill Drummond), and has been described as "not so much a documentary, but a stream of consciousness, visualizations of songs, moral discussions by Momus and companions...of whom some have a high profile in British pop culture..." The guest appearances referred ...
Momus won the Golden Muuvi for the best Finnish music video in 1993 with this video. To date he is the only foreign artist to do so.
MOMUS a man of letters 02 the hairstyle of the devil technically speaking, man of letters is not so much a documentary on Momus, but in the words of Gilles Deleuze - a rhizome of narratives: stream of consciousness, visualisations of songs, lyrics & moral discussions by Momus and his companions... of whom some have a high profile in British pop culture... and some who join Momus in his love for words, those great confusers... nicholas currie Order the DVD now at http://www.cherryred.co.uk/shopexd.asp?id=2713
MOMUS a man of letters 09 trust me im a doctor technically speaking, man of letters is not so much a documentary on Momus, but in the words of Gilles Deleuze - a rhizome of narratives: stream of consciousness, visualisations of songs, lyrics & moral discussions by Momus and his companions... of whom some have a high profile in British pop culture... and some who join Momus in his love for words, those great confusers... nicholas currie Order the DVD now at http://www.cherryred.co.uk/shopexd.asp?id=2713
A live performance recorded by French TV in 1988.
To support the artist, consider buying this album from Momus at Darla: https://darla.com/products/momus-vivid
The twelfth song made for Ballyhoo. https://momus3.bandcamp.com/album/ballyhoo
Momus revisits his 2015 song The Art Creep. Not the final mix.
A penis (plural penises or penes /-niːz/) is the primary sexual organ that male and hermaphrodite animals use to inseminate sexually receptive mates (usually females and hermaphrodites respectively) during copulation. Such organs occur in many animals, both vertebrate and invertebrate, but males do not bear a penis in every animal species, and in those species in which the male does bear a so-called penis, the penes in the various species are not necessarily homologous. For example, the penis of a mammal is at most analogous to the penis of a male insect or barnacle.
The term penis applies to many intromittent organs, but not to all; for example the intromittent organ of most cephalopoda is the hectocotylus, a specialised arm, and male spiders use their pedipalps. Even within the Vertebrata there are morphological variants with specific terminology, such as hemipenes.
In most species of animals in which there is an organ that might reasonably be described as a penis, it has no major function other than intromission, or at least conveying the sperm to the female, but in the placental mammals the penis bears the distal part of the urethra, which discharges both urine during urination and semen during copulation.
Buckminster Fuller, inventor of the geodesic dome
Once gave a lecture he entitled 'Everything I know'
Taking the title literally, he spoke four years or so
And I intend to do the same, so make yourself at home
(Pull up a chair, smoke a cigar or something)
Cynthia Plaster Caster once took my cast and showed me
In a penis exhibition in a gallery on Broadway
So many people saw my penis in its glass case
They recognise my penis now before my face
Subject for today: does knowledge elevate or demean us?
Everything you didn't want to know about my penis
A baker has a penis thing for flattening the dough
But stick it in the oven and it rises up, like so
The man who chops the melons up with a long and pointed
knife
Has a penis with a mottled skin, I know, I asked his
wife
(Very curious)
A priest beneath his cassock has a penis just the same
Some call the hypothalamus the penis of the brain
One man's sport is fly fishing, the other's pocket
billiards
Congratulations, Watson, on your almost-Freudian
brilliance
The comedian from hell always thinks he can entertain
With everything we didn't want to know about his penis
Like the heather of the Highlands, mine is tipped with
flecks of purple
With a head as wise as Solomon, although shaped like a
turtle
It wears a flesh-tone roll-neck and the neck goes up
and down
It comes out in the evenings and on Friday paints the
town
Obsessively, compulsively, it only wants one thing
To fill your chosen orifice with ropes of pearly string
Delivering its message to your womb or to your tongue
And then going slack and flaccid when its pressing work
is done
In witty conversation, by drip or intravenus
I drop everything you didn't want to know about my
penis
(Some sort of Tourette Syndrome)
It's a very fine philosopher, debating right and wrong
Shows promise as a songwriter (it writes most of my
songs)
Don't bury it in boxer shorts but wear it like a tie
Or avant garde jewellery hanging from your fly
(Very chic!)
Jean Luc Godard once declared, to gales of mystified
laughter
That some men wash their hands before they touch it,
others after
And if you slot it carefully where the sun will never
shine
You'll feel what's mine becoming yours, what's yours
becoming mine
Ladies and hermaphrodites, my tender-hearted readers
Everything you didn't want to know about my penis
There was a bohemian monk
Who went to bed in a bunk
He dreamt that Venus
Was stroking his penis
And woke up all covered in .....
Thought for the day: does abstinence dirty us or clean
Everything you didn't want to know about my penis
It's a tribute to the power of something otherwise
mundane
That waving it under a stranger's nose is said to scar
his brain
I'm doing my bit to see the power of taboo remains
intact:
I keep a penis on my head but never lift my hat
(I keep a penis on my head but never lift my hat)
And if I've bored you stiff with this riff about my
penis
I wouldn't let a little thing like that come between us
And if you can think of another song even more
atrocious