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The Daily Mail 06 Nov 2024
We had more moues than a dairy farmyard ... Mr Schneider. ‘You guys move on! He has a mandate.’ ... While Messrs Campbell and Stewart resembled Statler and Waldorf from the Muppet Show, the grief was more restrained, though still palpable, at the BBC ... .
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Ben Mezrich’s Foolproof Formula for Hollywood Success

New York Magazine 01 Nov 2024
Photo ... The studio is sparse ... “We thought of ourselves as some combination of Revenge of the Nerds and Statler and Waldorf.” It’s hard not to read Mezrich’s description of Zuckerberg — “a nebbishy geek who hacked his way to stardom” — as aspirational.
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The 7 most awkward moments of the 2024 US Election

Metro UK 31 Oct 2024
They’d all have red faces were any of them able to feel any level of shame or human emotion (Pictures ... AP) ... ‘Eh?!’ (Picture ... It was like watching Statler and Waldorf from The Muppets trying to roast one another after a dinner at the local golf club ... AP).
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Give us DC’s Deathstroke and Bane movie – it can’t be worse than Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

The Observer 04 Oct 2024
Sometimes the truth really does feel stranger than fiction ... Legacy ... Sure, the Bane and Deathstroke movie might wind up a car crash about angry meathead versions of Statler and Waldorf vying to decide who can imbibe more Weightgain 4000, and The Batman.
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Muppets, the McCourtys and Scott Zolak: Inside the Patriots’ new players-only TV broadcast

Boston Herald 11 Aug 2024
The sign outside read. “War Room.” ... most of these media were friends ... Wait ... That location earned them the nickname "Muppets" from Morison; a nod to the world's most famous balcony ball-busters, Statler and Waldorf.FOXBORO MA - September 15.
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Front Row Seat: What I learned in my first aerial silks class

Duluth News Tribune 25 Jul 2024
Superior St ... (In grade school at Holy Rosary, my friend and I would sit on top of the monkey bars instead of swinging under them, styling ourselves the Statler and Waldorf of Duluth as we cracked jokes about the other kids' playground games.) ... Mom.".
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Muppet*Vision 3D Should Be a National Heritage Site

New York Magazine 17 Jul 2024
... built into the theater that interact with the film as it plays, including a penguin orchestra, Statler and Waldorf and Bean Bunny in the balcony, and Swedish Chef “running” the projector in the back.
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Excitement and nerves ahead of new bulletin, Stuff CEO says

RNZ 06 Jul 2024
TV Three's Newshub signed off for the last time last night ... " there's been no shortage of the old Statlers and Waldorfs from the Muppets, willing to have a crack before they've even seen it," she added ... ....
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Michael Corcoran's book on Austin music scene book slated for release this fall

Austin American-Statesman 03 Jul 2024
What a week ... Both led highly visible lives, but relished the quiet and serenity of private time away from the spotlight ... The original troll ... He was a one-man Statler and Waldorf, had a lot of heart, a lot of wisdom and offered all of us a lot of laughs.
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RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: The leader of the free world is away with the fairies. Biden is toast

The Daily Mail 28 Jun 2024
Biden and Trump reminded me of Statler and Waldorf, the quarrelsome geriatrics from the front row of the balcony on the Muppets ... Unedifying doesn't begin to do it justice ... The game's up, Joe ... Biden's toast. Dead Man barely walking ... But he's had his turn ... .
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Michael Ian Black: We Know the Debate Is Total Bullshit, but We’ll Watch Anyway

The Daily Beast 26 Jun 2024
Let’s get one thing straight. It’s not a debate. It’s a television show featuring two old dudes bragging about themselves and putting down the other guy. It’s Statler and Waldorf from The Muppet Show ... nobody ... Donald Trump is the other guy ... nothing ... “” ... .
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Miss Piggy Has a Mother

New York Magazine 13 Jun 2024
She designed other famous Muppets, including Statler and Waldorf (the cranky old critics in the balcony; these were inspired by the men Erickson would glimpse through the windows of New York’s Yale Club).
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ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS: Have several newly discovered animals been named after The Muppets?

The Daily Mail 03 Jun 2024
A species of fossil trilobite discovered in China in 2007 was called Geragnostus waldorfstatleri after Statler and Waldorf, the cantankerous duo that heckle the other Muppets from the box seats. Another trilobite of the genus was named after Han Solo.
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The Best Names in Furiosa Are Also the Grossest

New York Magazine 29 May 2024
Photo. Warner Bros. Slight spoilers follow for Furiosa. A Mad Max Saga ... The names in Furiosa ... A Mad Max Saga. 18. Mr ... Plus, it’s cute to imagine them as the Statler and Waldorf or the Frank and Karl of this universe, two grumps united against everyone else.

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