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Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em

Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em is a BBC television sitcom, created and written by Raymond Allen and starring Michael Crawford and Michele Dotrice. It was first broadcast in 1973 and ran for three series, ending in 1978. The series follows the accident-prone Frank Spencer and his tolerant wife, Betty, through Frank's various attempts to hold down a job, which frequently end in disaster. The sitcom was filmed in and around the town of Bedford in Bedfordshire. It was noted for its stuntwork, performed by Crawford himself, as well as featuring various well-remembered and much lampooned catchphrases, that have become part of popular culture. In a 2004 poll to find Britain's Best Sitcom, Some Mothers Do 'Ave Em came 22nd.

On 4 October 2015 it was reported that the BBC were planning a return of the sitcom, with Crawford and Dotrice purported to be involved in shooting scheduled for early 2016. The news was met extremely positively on social media.

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The expression "Some mothers do have them" is meant to refer to someone clumsy or foolish.

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Some Mothers Do 'ave 'em

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That's right, that's right,
I got a band and a woman too,
I got a plan and a focussed view,
And that's cool for twenty one,
That's cool for twenty one,
That's cool for twenty one,
That's cool for twenty one,
That's cool for anyone,
And I've already stayed for too long,
But I will only break your heart when I go,
When I go, when I go,
Hold tight, hold tight,
I'm still just a kid with a heavy load,
And rock and roll is a rocky road,
But that's cool for twenty one,
A long list of goals achieved,
And tall tales to tell my son,
And that is cool for twenty one,
Yeah, that's cool for anyone,
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But I don't drive and I don't pay no board,
And this will only make it hard when I go,
When I go, when I go,
When I go, WHEN I GO,
OH... OH,
SO I'M STAYING HOME, YEAH,
'CAUSE TO MY NEIGHBOURS,
I'M FUCKING FAMOUS,
My mother says she loves me,
She tells me I'm not ugly,
She thinks the whole world of me,
She thinks I'm superman,
MY MOTHER DOESN'T UNDER...,
STAND WHY I'M ALWAYS ANGRY,
I KNOW SHE DON'T DESERVE IT,
BUT SHE'S JUST FIRST IN LINE,
I don't respect myself,
'Cause I can't respect myself,
And I don't respect myself,
'Cause I can't respect myself,
And yeah, I heard every word you said, oh...,
And your ideas, they all make sense but I reject them,
Well, how can I hope to earn your respect?, oh...,
When I don't respect myself, I don't respect myself,
When I don't respect myself, I don't respect myself,
I DON'T RESPECT MYSELF,

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