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Famous quotes by Sarah Silverman:
"I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion. And it turns out I was just thirsty."
"I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it."
"It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it."
"People need to feel like they're not being attacked, like they're in a safe space where no punches are being pulled."
"They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle."
"I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core."
"I always want to laugh at the sad stuff. You don't need to laugh at the other stuff. I'm not numb to these things. I still go into really dark periods about Sept. 11. I think it's kind of like bullies. Bullies are just scared and thin-skinned, so they have to become bullies as a kind of survival tactic. I think comics are that way, too."
"I think that's always how it's been, ... I certainly didn't invent it. Look at the people who are kind of the funniest cultures, they're the cultures of the people who have been the most oppressed, black people and Jews. Not that they're the only funny people, but culturally, it comes from the pain, you know?"
"Oh, this sounds so obnoxious, ... I'm not planning anything out. I'm just trying to be funny. I don't think any of it's particularly deep. It's just what interests me."
"Guess what, Martin Luther King? I had a (expletive) dream, too."
"The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17."
"I never want to be in a position where I have to defend my material. It's too subjective. It's for other people to defend or not defend."
Sarah Silverman
Released 2010
Pilot Opening Title
Meaning of Brunch (excerpt)
That’s What I Wish
On My Vagina (excerpt)
Doody Song
Batteries (excerpt)
Jay Holocaust (excerpt)
Poop Song
Shoemaker’s Son Has Barefeet (excerpt)
Head Off My Titties Bitch (excerpt)
Abortion Speech (excerpt)
Gift of the Magi (excerpt)
Blankets (excerpt)
Humanitarian Song
A Vagina Like Cat Stevens’ Face (excerpt)
Ghost Bathroom 1 (excerpt)
Ghost Bathroom 2 (excerpt)
Blood Test (excerpt)
AIDS Ballad
Mouth Veins Tushy Vagina (excerpt)
AIDS PSA (excerpt)
Man on the Moon (excerpt)
Lochness Animation (excerpt)
Lesbian Song
God Love (excerpt)
God Is Al Gore (excerpt)
What You’re Doin’ Is Murder
Three Abortions (excerpt)
Sarah Takes the Stand (excerpt)
Farts Got Into a Fight (excerpt)
Danger to Pets (excerpt)
Very Special Lady (excerpt)
Mini Coffee White Dog Poo (excerpt)
Le Blanc Doodie
Stole Your Mother’s Boob Bones (excerpt)
Cookie Party Theme Song
Stencil and Sarah Backstage at Cookie Party (excerpt)
Charge of the Nerds
Dude, I Hate Politics (excerpt)
Spukowski High School (excerpt)
Oh Happy Day
Trimming Your Bush (excerpt)
Having No Friends
Would You Like to See My Pwootheh (excerpt)
Making New Friends
Look Here Old Lady (excerpt)
That’s Been Done (excerpt)
That’s Been Done Song
Face Off (excerpt)
Juicy Groins (excerpt)
Lost Dog Song
Mystery’s Over (excerpt)
Believe in Dreams 1
Believe in Dreams 2
Stuff You and Put You in a Glass Box (excerpt)
Apple Pickin’ Song
Miami Device (excerpt)
Three Different Sizes
Stella Dialogue (excerpt)
Dry Sheets, Ice Cream, Jellybeans
High, It’s Sarah (excerpt)
Will We Eat Each Other’s Doodies
Sarah Outs Steve (excerpt)
Brian’s Spukowski’s (excerpt)
Free to Be Me and Me
Valley Village Medical Files (excerpt)
Glad You Hurt Your Hand
Glad I Hurt My Hand
Pornstore Blowhole (excerpt)
Wooden Mittens Dialogue (excerpt)
Wooden Mittens Song
Patrick Pillows the Very Silly End (excerpt)
Good Van Patton, Gonna Be Bad (excerpt)
Worst Possible Time to Be Haunted (excerpt)
Necks, Necks, Necks
Jingles (excerpt)
Brian and Steve Switch Bodies (excerpt)
Make a Difference, May Kadoody
May Kadoody Eggs and Onions (excerpt)
Brian and Steve Marriage Proposal (excerpt)
Special Olympic (excerpt)
Pancakes, Please
You’re Gonna Wish the Holocaust Never Happened (excerpt)
Opposite Day
Whole World Up Your Ass (excerpt)
Baby Penis in Your Mind
Blind Woman Blues
Goodnight: Not Without My Daughter (excerpt)
Goodnight: Muffin’ Man (excerpt)
Goodnight: Maid to Border (excerpt)
Goodnight: Ah, Men (excerpt)
Goodnight: There’s No Place Like Homeless (excerpt)
Goodnight: Fetus Don’t Fail Me Now (excerpt)
Goodnight: Patriot Tact (excerpt)
Goodnight: High It’s Sarah (excerpt)
Goodnight: Head for a Mic (excerpt)
Goodnight: A Fairly Attractive Mind (excerpt)
Season 3 Main Title
Eat Each Other’s Puddies by the Writer’s Room
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