Rembrandt Pussyhorse is the second full-length studio album by American experimentalpunk band Butthole Surfers, released in April 1986. All songs were written and produced by Butthole Surfers, except "American Woman", which was written by Randy Bachman, Burton Cummings, Jim Kale, and Garry Peterson of The Guess Who, and "Perry", which borrows the tune from the theme music to the old Perry Mason TV show starring Raymond Burr.
Rembrandt Pussyhorse is one of the most experimental releases in Butthole Surfers' considerably experimental catalog. Making heavy use of in-studio tape editing and sound modulation, the album adds piano, organ, and violin, amongst other sounds, to Butthole Surfers' then-usual battery of electric guitar, bass, and dual drummers. According to guitarist Paul Leary and lead vocalistGibby Haynes, Butthole Surfers were a four-piece for most of these sessions, with Leary playing the majority of the basslines.
Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn (/ˈrɛmbrænt, -brɑːnt/;Dutch:[ˈrɛmbrɑnt ˈɦɑrmə(n)soːn vɑn ˈrɛin]; 15July 1606– 4October 1669) was a Dutch painter and etcher. He is generally considered one of the greatest painters and printmakers in European art and the most important in Dutch history. His contributions to art came in a period of great wealth and cultural achievement that historians call the Dutch Golden Age when Dutch Golden Age painting, although in many ways antithetical to the Baroque style that dominated Europe, was extremely prolific and innovative, and gave rise to important new genres in painting.
Having achieved youthful success as a portrait painter, Rembrandt's later years were marked by personal tragedy and financial hardships. Yet his etchings and paintings were popular throughout his lifetime, his reputation as an artist remained high, and for twenty years he taught many important Dutch painters. Rembrandt's greatest creative triumphs are exemplified especially in his portraits of his contemporaries, self-portraits and illustrations of scenes from the Bible. His self-portraits form a unique and intimate biography, in which the artist surveyed himself without vanity and with the utmost sincerity.
Alexander Korda had previously worked with Laughton on the critically successful The Private Life of Henry VIII. Laughton's wife, Elsa Lanchester, has a role in the film as Hendrickje, Rembrandt's maid who also became his lover.
Buthole Surfers - Mark Says Alright, Rembrandt Pussyhorse
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published: 29 Dec 2008
Rembrandt Pussyhorse / Cream Corn From The Socket Of Davis by Butthole Surfers
Released in 1986 on Touch And Go Records.
Back in the beginning, Butthole Surfers were really messed up. They formed in 1981. This is their 2nd full length album and includes the Cream Corn EP. On here, they play a mix of punk / rock a billy / noise. The Alternative Tentacles label was original slated to release it, but there were so many delays, they decided to drop it.
There's piano that a recording studio owner plays because if if he got to be included on the album he'd give the Surfer free studio time. There's backwards violin that accidentally got on a track, but the Surfers were too tired to remove it, singer Gibby Haynes vomits his guts out at the beginning of a song called Comb. There's a dub remix they made themselves. There's drug abuse.
In case you can't tell, this alb...
published: 03 Oct 2009
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Rembrandt Pussyhorse
℗ 2024 Butthole Surfers under exclusive license to Matador Records
Released on: 2024-01-24
Associated Performer: Gibby Haynes
Mastering Engineer: JJ Golden
Associated Performer: King Coffey
Associated Performer: Paul Leary
Studio Musician: Teresa Nervosa
Music Publisher: Gibson Jerome (ASCAP)
Music Publisher: CMRRA
Music Publisher: BMG Rights Management
Composer Lyricist: Gibson Jerome Haynes
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published: 23 Jan 2024
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published: 16 Mar 2012
Rembrandt Pussyhorse Perform "Bored" In Columbia (May 1990)
Rembrandt Pussyhorse performs Death Angel's "Bored" at Rockafella's In Columbia, South Carolina in May of 1990.
Eric Edwards (Guitar)
Trey Stewart (Drums)
Jason Jones (Lead Vocals)
Chris McKay (Bass, Vocals)
published: 23 Aug 2015
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Rembrandt Pussyhorse
℗ 2024 Butthole Surfers under exclusive license to Matador Records
Released on: 2024-01-24
Associated Performer: Gibby Haynes
Mastering Engineer: JJ Golden
Associated Performer: King Coffey
Associated Performer: Paul Leary
Studio Musician: Teresa Nervosa
Music Publisher: CMRRA
Music Publisher: Harry Fox Agency
Music Publisher: BMG Rights Management (UK) Ltd.
Composer Lyricist: Burton Cummings
Composer Lyricist: Garry Peterson
Composer Lyricist: Jim Kale
Composer Lyricist: Randy Bachman
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published: 23 Jan 2024
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Perry (2024 Remaster)
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Rembrandt Pussyhorse
℗ 2024 Butthole Surfers under exclusive license to Matador Records
Released on: 2024-01-24
Associated Performer: Gibby Haynes
Mastering Engineer: JJ Golden
Associated Performer: King Coffey
Associated Performer: Paul Leary
Studio Musician: Teresa Nervosa
Music Publisher: BMG Rights Management
Music Publisher: Ozark Monkey Chant (ASCAP)
Music Publisher: Born Stupid (ASCAP)
Music Publisher: Gibson Jerome (ASCAP)
Music Publisher: CMRRA
Composer Lyricist: Gibson Jerome Haynes
Composer Lyricist: Jeffrey Scott Coffey
Composer Lyricist: Paul Leary Walthall
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Rembrandt Pussyhorse
℗ 1986 Butthole Surfers under exclusive license to Matador Records
Released on: 1986-01-01
Associated Performer: Gibby Haynes
Associated Performer: King Coffey
Associated Performer: Paul Leary
Music Publisher: Gibson Jerome (ASCAP)
Music Publisher: Ozark Monkey Chant (ASCAP)
Music Publisher: Born Stupid (ASCAP)
Music Publisher: CMRRA
Music Publisher: BMG Rights Management
Composer Lyricist: Gibson Jerome Haynes
Composer Lyricist: Jeffrey Scott Coffey
Composer Lyricist: Paul Leary Walthall
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Released in 1986 on Touch And Go Records.
Back in the beginning, Butthole Surfers were really messed up. They formed in 1981. This is their 2nd full length a...
Released in 1986 on Touch And Go Records.
Back in the beginning, Butthole Surfers were really messed up. They formed in 1981. This is their 2nd full length album and includes the Cream Corn EP. On here, they play a mix of punk / rock a billy / noise. The Alternative Tentacles label was original slated to release it, but there were so many delays, they decided to drop it.
There's piano that a recording studio owner plays because if if he got to be included on the album he'd give the Surfer free studio time. There's backwards violin that accidentally got on a track, but the Surfers were too tired to remove it, singer Gibby Haynes vomits his guts out at the beginning of a song called Comb. There's a dub remix they made themselves. There's drug abuse.
In case you can't tell, this album is a mess. It's very sloppy and ill advised. It's also very cool. The Surfers exhibit a very raucous and carefree attitude to their recordings that reflects their live show almost perfectly. Almost every track here has some ugly sound, some maniacal babbling, hooting and hollering, something evil growling and gurgling, fucked up tape speeds. It's very demented and perverse.
Butthole Surfers are also noted for saying they have little recollection of making these tracks. They were mostly recorded using a 16 track tape deck in San Antonio, Texas. I'm sure the studio they recorded this in was condemned after they were done with it.
This album can be very punishing to the average listener. It hardly makes any sense, only some of the "songs" are actually songs. All the instruments sound broken and out of tune. Gibby's vocals range from hilarious to crazy to frightening. Not for the faint of heart.
I don't really know who to recommend this album to. It' pretty far out and screwy. It has plenty of freak outs. It's very messy and some parts seem needless. It has a cover of American Woman. It's an album that indulges in grossness.
But, hey, if you want to listen to some messed up music, by all means ....
2.6/5
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Released in 1986 on Touch And Go Records.
Back in the beginning, Butthole Surfers were really messed up. They formed in 1981. This is their 2nd full length album and includes the Cream Corn EP. On here, they play a mix of punk / rock a billy / noise. The Alternative Tentacles label was original slated to release it, but there were so many delays, they decided to drop it.
There's piano that a recording studio owner plays because if if he got to be included on the album he'd give the Surfer free studio time. There's backwards violin that accidentally got on a track, but the Surfers were too tired to remove it, singer Gibby Haynes vomits his guts out at the beginning of a song called Comb. There's a dub remix they made themselves. There's drug abuse.
In case you can't tell, this album is a mess. It's very sloppy and ill advised. It's also very cool. The Surfers exhibit a very raucous and carefree attitude to their recordings that reflects their live show almost perfectly. Almost every track here has some ugly sound, some maniacal babbling, hooting and hollering, something evil growling and gurgling, fucked up tape speeds. It's very demented and perverse.
Butthole Surfers are also noted for saying they have little recollection of making these tracks. They were mostly recorded using a 16 track tape deck in San Antonio, Texas. I'm sure the studio they recorded this in was condemned after they were done with it.
This album can be very punishing to the average listener. It hardly makes any sense, only some of the "songs" are actually songs. All the instruments sound broken and out of tune. Gibby's vocals range from hilarious to crazy to frightening. Not for the faint of heart.
I don't really know who to recommend this album to. It' pretty far out and screwy. It has plenty of freak outs. It's very messy and some parts seem needless. It has a cover of American Woman. It's an album that indulges in grossness.
But, hey, if you want to listen to some messed up music, by all means ....
2.6/5
Give a sub to NewSchoolEd
http://www.youtube.com/user/Newschooled
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Creep In The Cellar (2024 Remaster) · Butthole Surfers
Rembrandt Pussyhorse
℗ 2024 Butthole Surfers under e...
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Rembrandt Pussyhorse
℗ 2024 Butthole Surfers under exclusive license to Matador Records
Released on: 2024-01-24
Associated Performer: Gibby Haynes
Mastering Engineer: JJ Golden
Associated Performer: King Coffey
Associated Performer: Paul Leary
Studio Musician: Teresa Nervosa
Music Publisher: Gibson Jerome (ASCAP)
Music Publisher: CMRRA
Music Publisher: BMG Rights Management
Composer Lyricist: Gibson Jerome Haynes
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Rembrandt Pussyhorse
℗ 2024 Butthole Surfers under exclusive license to Matador Records
Released on: 2024-01-24
Associated Performer: Gibby Haynes
Mastering Engineer: JJ Golden
Associated Performer: King Coffey
Associated Performer: Paul Leary
Studio Musician: Teresa Nervosa
Music Publisher: Gibson Jerome (ASCAP)
Music Publisher: CMRRA
Music Publisher: BMG Rights Management
Composer Lyricist: Gibson Jerome Haynes
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Rembrandt Pussyhorse performs Death Angel's "Bored" at Rockafella's In Columbia, South Carolina in May of 1990.
Eric Edwards (Guitar)
Trey Stewart (Drums)
Jaso...
Rembrandt Pussyhorse performs Death Angel's "Bored" at Rockafella's In Columbia, South Carolina in May of 1990.
Eric Edwards (Guitar)
Trey Stewart (Drums)
Jason Jones (Lead Vocals)
Chris McKay (Bass, Vocals)
Rembrandt Pussyhorse performs Death Angel's "Bored" at Rockafella's In Columbia, South Carolina in May of 1990.
Eric Edwards (Guitar)
Trey Stewart (Drums)
Jason Jones (Lead Vocals)
Chris McKay (Bass, Vocals)
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American Woman (2024 Remaster) · Butthole Surfers
Rembrandt Pussyhorse
℗ 2024 Butthole Surfers under exclusive license to Matador Records
Released on: 2024-01-24
Associated Performer: Gibby Haynes
Mastering Engineer: JJ Golden
Associated Performer: King Coffey
Associated Performer: Paul Leary
Studio Musician: Teresa Nervosa
Music Publisher: CMRRA
Music Publisher: Harry Fox Agency
Music Publisher: BMG Rights Management (UK) Ltd.
Composer Lyricist: Burton Cummings
Composer Lyricist: Garry Peterson
Composer Lyricist: Jim Kale
Composer Lyricist: Randy Bachman
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Rembrandt Pussyhorse
℗ 2024 Butthole Surfers under exclusive license to Matador Records
Released on: 2024-01-24
Associated Performer: Gibby Haynes
Mastering Engineer: JJ Golden
Associated Performer: King Coffey
Associated Performer: Paul Leary
Studio Musician: Teresa Nervosa
Music Publisher: CMRRA
Music Publisher: Harry Fox Agency
Music Publisher: BMG Rights Management (UK) Ltd.
Composer Lyricist: Burton Cummings
Composer Lyricist: Garry Peterson
Composer Lyricist: Jim Kale
Composer Lyricist: Randy Bachman
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Perry (2024 Remaster) · Butthole Surfers
Rembrandt Pussyhorse
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Perry (2024 Remaster) · Butthole Surfers
Rembrandt Pussyhorse
℗ 2024 Butthole Surfers under exclusive license to Matador Records
Released on: 2024-01-24
Associated Performer: Gibby Haynes
Mastering Engineer: JJ Golden
Associated Performer: King Coffey
Associated Performer: Paul Leary
Studio Musician: Teresa Nervosa
Music Publisher: BMG Rights Management
Music Publisher: Ozark Monkey Chant (ASCAP)
Music Publisher: Born Stupid (ASCAP)
Music Publisher: Gibson Jerome (ASCAP)
Music Publisher: CMRRA
Composer Lyricist: Gibson Jerome Haynes
Composer Lyricist: Jeffrey Scott Coffey
Composer Lyricist: Paul Leary Walthall
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Perry (2024 Remaster) · Butthole Surfers
Rembrandt Pussyhorse
℗ 2024 Butthole Surfers under exclusive license to Matador Records
Released on: 2024-01-24
Associated Performer: Gibby Haynes
Mastering Engineer: JJ Golden
Associated Performer: King Coffey
Associated Performer: Paul Leary
Studio Musician: Teresa Nervosa
Music Publisher: BMG Rights Management
Music Publisher: Ozark Monkey Chant (ASCAP)
Music Publisher: Born Stupid (ASCAP)
Music Publisher: Gibson Jerome (ASCAP)
Music Publisher: CMRRA
Composer Lyricist: Gibson Jerome Haynes
Composer Lyricist: Jeffrey Scott Coffey
Composer Lyricist: Paul Leary Walthall
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Rembrandt Pussyhorse
℗ 1986 Butthole Surfers under exclusive license to Matado...
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Rembrandt Pussyhorse
℗ 1986 Butthole Surfers under exclusive license to Matador Records
Released on: 1986-01-01
Associated Performer: Gibby Haynes
Associated Performer: King Coffey
Associated Performer: Paul Leary
Music Publisher: Gibson Jerome (ASCAP)
Music Publisher: Ozark Monkey Chant (ASCAP)
Music Publisher: Born Stupid (ASCAP)
Music Publisher: CMRRA
Music Publisher: BMG Rights Management
Composer Lyricist: Gibson Jerome Haynes
Composer Lyricist: Jeffrey Scott Coffey
Composer Lyricist: Paul Leary Walthall
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Rembrandt Pussyhorse
℗ 1986 Butthole Surfers under exclusive license to Matador Records
Released on: 1986-01-01
Associated Performer: Gibby Haynes
Associated Performer: King Coffey
Associated Performer: Paul Leary
Music Publisher: Gibson Jerome (ASCAP)
Music Publisher: Ozark Monkey Chant (ASCAP)
Music Publisher: Born Stupid (ASCAP)
Music Publisher: CMRRA
Music Publisher: BMG Rights Management
Composer Lyricist: Gibson Jerome Haynes
Composer Lyricist: Jeffrey Scott Coffey
Composer Lyricist: Paul Leary Walthall
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Released in 1986 on Touch And Go Records.
Back in the beginning, Butthole Surfers were really messed up. They formed in 1981. This is their 2nd full length album and includes the Cream Corn EP. On here, they play a mix of punk / rock a billy / noise. The Alternative Tentacles label was original slated to release it, but there were so many delays, they decided to drop it.
There's piano that a recording studio owner plays because if if he got to be included on the album he'd give the Surfer free studio time. There's backwards violin that accidentally got on a track, but the Surfers were too tired to remove it, singer Gibby Haynes vomits his guts out at the beginning of a song called Comb. There's a dub remix they made themselves. There's drug abuse.
In case you can't tell, this album is a mess. It's very sloppy and ill advised. It's also very cool. The Surfers exhibit a very raucous and carefree attitude to their recordings that reflects their live show almost perfectly. Almost every track here has some ugly sound, some maniacal babbling, hooting and hollering, something evil growling and gurgling, fucked up tape speeds. It's very demented and perverse.
Butthole Surfers are also noted for saying they have little recollection of making these tracks. They were mostly recorded using a 16 track tape deck in San Antonio, Texas. I'm sure the studio they recorded this in was condemned after they were done with it.
This album can be very punishing to the average listener. It hardly makes any sense, only some of the "songs" are actually songs. All the instruments sound broken and out of tune. Gibby's vocals range from hilarious to crazy to frightening. Not for the faint of heart.
I don't really know who to recommend this album to. It' pretty far out and screwy. It has plenty of freak outs. It's very messy and some parts seem needless. It has a cover of American Woman. It's an album that indulges in grossness.
But, hey, if you want to listen to some messed up music, by all means ....
2.6/5
Give a sub to NewSchoolEd
http://www.youtube.com/user/Newschooled
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Creep In The Cellar (2024 Remaster) · Butthole Surfers
Rembrandt Pussyhorse
℗ 2024 Butthole Surfers under exclusive license to Matador Records
Released on: 2024-01-24
Associated Performer: Gibby Haynes
Mastering Engineer: JJ Golden
Associated Performer: King Coffey
Associated Performer: Paul Leary
Studio Musician: Teresa Nervosa
Music Publisher: Gibson Jerome (ASCAP)
Music Publisher: CMRRA
Music Publisher: BMG Rights Management
Composer Lyricist: Gibson Jerome Haynes
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Rembrandt Pussyhorse performs Death Angel's "Bored" at Rockafella's In Columbia, South Carolina in May of 1990.
Eric Edwards (Guitar)
Trey Stewart (Drums)
Jason Jones (Lead Vocals)
Chris McKay (Bass, Vocals)
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American Woman (2024 Remaster) · Butthole Surfers
Rembrandt Pussyhorse
℗ 2024 Butthole Surfers under exclusive license to Matador Records
Released on: 2024-01-24
Associated Performer: Gibby Haynes
Mastering Engineer: JJ Golden
Associated Performer: King Coffey
Associated Performer: Paul Leary
Studio Musician: Teresa Nervosa
Music Publisher: CMRRA
Music Publisher: Harry Fox Agency
Music Publisher: BMG Rights Management (UK) Ltd.
Composer Lyricist: Burton Cummings
Composer Lyricist: Garry Peterson
Composer Lyricist: Jim Kale
Composer Lyricist: Randy Bachman
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Perry (2024 Remaster) · Butthole Surfers
Rembrandt Pussyhorse
℗ 2024 Butthole Surfers under exclusive license to Matador Records
Released on: 2024-01-24
Associated Performer: Gibby Haynes
Mastering Engineer: JJ Golden
Associated Performer: King Coffey
Associated Performer: Paul Leary
Studio Musician: Teresa Nervosa
Music Publisher: BMG Rights Management
Music Publisher: Ozark Monkey Chant (ASCAP)
Music Publisher: Born Stupid (ASCAP)
Music Publisher: Gibson Jerome (ASCAP)
Music Publisher: CMRRA
Composer Lyricist: Gibson Jerome Haynes
Composer Lyricist: Jeffrey Scott Coffey
Composer Lyricist: Paul Leary Walthall
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Rembrandt Pussyhorse
℗ 1986 Butthole Surfers under exclusive license to Matador Records
Released on: 1986-01-01
Associated Performer: Gibby Haynes
Associated Performer: King Coffey
Associated Performer: Paul Leary
Music Publisher: Gibson Jerome (ASCAP)
Music Publisher: Ozark Monkey Chant (ASCAP)
Music Publisher: Born Stupid (ASCAP)
Music Publisher: CMRRA
Music Publisher: BMG Rights Management
Composer Lyricist: Gibson Jerome Haynes
Composer Lyricist: Jeffrey Scott Coffey
Composer Lyricist: Paul Leary Walthall
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Rembrandt Pussyhorse is the second full-length studio album by American experimentalpunk band Butthole Surfers, released in April 1986. All songs were written and produced by Butthole Surfers, except "American Woman", which was written by Randy Bachman, Burton Cummings, Jim Kale, and Garry Peterson of The Guess Who, and "Perry", which borrows the tune from the theme music to the old Perry Mason TV show starring Raymond Burr.
Rembrandt Pussyhorse is one of the most experimental releases in Butthole Surfers' considerably experimental catalog. Making heavy use of in-studio tape editing and sound modulation, the album adds piano, organ, and violin, amongst other sounds, to Butthole Surfers' then-usual battery of electric guitar, bass, and dual drummers. According to guitarist Paul Leary and lead vocalistGibby Haynes, Butthole Surfers were a four-piece for most of these sessions, with Leary playing the majority of the basslines.
Well, well I been movin' down to Florida. And I'm gonna bowl me a perfect game. Well I'm gonna cut off my leg down in Florida, child. And I'm gonna dance one-legged off in the rain. Now, they say that Sidney Poitier was a blind man. And they say that LBJ was a Soviet Jew. When I go down Florida Way, They're ain't no kind of sexual healing that I would not, could not, should Not do, stick it right here. Well I been movin' down to Florida. I'm gonna potty train the chairman Mao. I'm gonna make the governor write my doodoo a letter, child. And I'm gonna grind me up a White Castle side out of India's sacred cow. Well, I been movin' down Florida Way, And I'm gonna build me the atomic bomb. Well, I'm gonna hold time hostage down in Florida, child. Ain't nobody, said ain't nobody gonna tell me what to do. Right here. By this time I guess you've figured out about Florida. Drink the muddy water in the Vaseline stain. They be makin' tadpoles the size of Mercuries down in Florida. That be tellin' Julio Iglesias what to sing, now. Now, whoever said that Sidney Poitier was a blind man, Knew the same of Elvis Presley, too. When I go down Florida Way, Ain't nobody, said ain't nobody gonna tell me what to do. Right here. Well I been goin' down to Florida. Pole cats lie naked in the Seminole sin. When I go down Florida Way, Like Vince, I wanna' win. Well I went down to Florida. I got hurt. I took the children down to Florida. I stuck the dick down in the dirt. Get that boy down to Florida. Give him a switch blade. Tell him what to do.