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No Joke
by:
Wishbone Ash
Blue skies in my rear-view mirror,
Latest News for: no joke
Edit
The Daily Mail
26 Dec 2024
'Why are so many people moaning about not finding out what happened on the fishing trip?? Do you not understand the meaning of a running joke?' ... 'I'm sorry everybody, but that has always been the joke, and it always will be because it's funny.
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Manila Bulletin
26 Dec 2024
... accept jokes while using Jaehyung for promotion is necessary", and "no matter how much you don't like the movie, if you're the lead actress, you should promote it with a sense of responsibility.".
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The News International
26 Dec 2024
Harrison Ford reflects on portraying Shrinking character's Parkinson diagnosis. Harrison Ford has shared his thoughts on portraying Shrinking character’s Parkinson diagnosis ... “There's no intention to make it into a joke,” remarked the 82-year-old ... .
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The Times of India
26 Dec 2024
Another lamented, “You were the role model for decency and family… I will no longer think of you as one of the greats on and off the ice.”Trump’s “51st State ” joke and Trudeau criticismTrump’s ...
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Crested Butte News
26 Dec 2024
I had no idea there was an exam and he caught me by surprise. I stuttered for a while,” to which his professor joked that he was deaf, dumb and blind, “so he called me Shellen Keller and it kinda stuck.”.
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The Daily Mail
25 Dec 2024
However, one mystery still remains from one of the show's first ever episodes, the iconic Owain Hughes joke ... No I don't!' before he bursts into laughter ... 'No I don't,' and the whole group laugh.
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The Daily Mail
25 Dec 2024
Trudeau has suggested that Trump was joking about annexing his country, but the pair met recently at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago club in Florida to discuss Trump’s threats to impose a 25 percent tariff on all Canadian goods ... 'The president was telling jokes.
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The Times of India
25 Dec 2024
But once the trophy was mid-air, there was no turning back ... I'm so happy that Cam .”Brady even joked about the sharp edges of the trophy, acknowledging just how close they were to a very expensive splash.Tom Brady .
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The Times of India
25 Dec 2024
No boisterous behavior, lots of tension, silly behavior, silly jokes that outsiders would find odd, but insiders understood.” Diana added, “I sure was .”— pasthistoryx (@pasthistoryx) ...
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The Daily Mail
25 Dec 2024
No I don't!' before he burst into laughter. But the comment leaves Gavin completely confused - especially after his uncle-in-law Bryn seems to be in on the joke ... 'No I don't,' and the whole group laugh.
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Detroit Free Press
25 Dec 2024
No wonder other athletes from other sports joke they’d love to play for him, even if they don’t want to play football ... No wonder so many fans joke that they’d like him to coach them in ... At no point ...
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Urdu Point
25 Dec 2024
<p>MUMBAI ... These clips sparked widespread discussion on social media ... I joke around with my male co-stars too, but no one mentions that,” ... The clip was recorded for a digital cover, and we were asked to showcase some movement and action.
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The National
25 Dec 2024
Paralysis and forced assisted breathing are no joke but for Robin Cavendish, legendary disability campaigner, laughing in the face of his polio affliction was the only way to live “an incredibly rewarding and joyous life” ... ....
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Canoe
25 Dec 2024
Now, she no longer cares “about people having sex.” .. . She said she relies on generous benefactors to keep bird food and medicine in stock and joked that it’s a shame that her rich former clients are no longer around to help with the cost.
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