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James Eugene "Jim" Carrey (/ˈkæri/; born January 17, 1962) is a Canadian American actor, comedian, impressionist, screenwriter, and film producer. He is known for his highly energetic slapstick performances.
Carrey first gained recognition in 1990 after landing a recurring role in the sketch comedy In Living Color. His first leading roles in major productions came with Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994), Dumb and Dumber (1994), The Mask (1994), and Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995), as well as a supporting role in Batman Forever (1995) and a lead role in Liar Liar (1997). He then starred in The Truman Show (1998) and Man on the Moon (1999), with each garnering him a Golden Globe Award for Best Actor.
In the 2000s, he gained further recognition for his portrayal of the Grinch in How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), as well as Bruce Almighty (2003), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004), Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004), Fun with Dick and Jane (2005), Yes Man (2008), Horton Hears a Who! (2008) and A Christmas Carol (2009).
Mustang Sally may refer to
"Mustang Sally" is an R&B song written and first recorded by Mack Rice in 1965. It was released on the Blue Rock label (4014) in May 1965 with "Sir Mack Rice" as the artist. The song uses and AAB layout with a 24 bar structure.
It gained greater popularity when Wilson Pickett covered it the following year on a single, a version that was also released on the 1966 album, The Wicked Pickett. Also in 1966, John Lee Hooker recorded an entirely different song with a similar title - "Mustang Sally & GTO".
According to music historian Tom Shannon the song started as a joke when singer Della Reese wanted a new Ford Mustang. Rice called the early version "Mustang Mama" but changed the title after Aretha Franklin suggested "Mustang Sally".
On The Rascals Anthology booklet, Felix Cavaliere claims the Young Rascals actually recorded "Mustang Sally" and "Land of 1000 Dances" before Pickett. He says Atlantic Records "copped those two songs from them and gave them to Pickett" to record.
Mustang Sally is a horror movie released in 2006. It stars Elizabeth Daily, Mark Anthony Parrish, Lindsey Labrum, Don Wallace, Erik Fellows and Al Santos. Six friends think that they are going to a house of prostitution, but encounter danger instead.
The title is a reference to the rhythm and blues tune "Mustang Sally", popularized by Wilson Pickett and later featured in several movies. It also has jazz score by trumpeter Terence Blanchard.
The German version (it is customary in Germany to have movies dubbed by German voices) features many well-known actors resp. their voices e. g. Torsten Muenchow (German voice for Antonio Banderas, Brendan Fraser, Alec Baldwin, Gérard Depardieu and others), Michael Habeck (German voice for Danny DeVito, Ernie from Sesame Street and others), Tim Schwarzmaier (German voice for Harry Potter).
The movie was released in Germany "direct to DVD" approximately beginning of February 2007.
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Here are some of the scenes where Jim Carrey Improvised on sets (Jim Carrey Unscripted Moments) Thanks, Alex for the voiceover
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Jim talks about how his life has changed since he took time away from the spotlight and reveals that his beard has taken on a life of its own. Exclusive Footage of Trump’s Media Lunch https://youtu.be/ixrDsJjAgOU SUBSCRIBE to get the latest #KIMMEL: http://bit.ly/JKLSubscribe Watch Mean Tweets: http://bit.ly/KimmelMT10 Connect with Jimmy Kimmel Live Online: Visit the Jimmy Kimmel Live WEBSITE: http://bit.ly/JKLWebsite Like Jimmy Kimmel on FACEBOOK: http://bit.ly/KimmelFB Like Jimmy Kimmel Live on FACEBOOK: http://bit.ly/JKLFacebook Follow @JimmyKimmel on TWITTER: http://bit.ly/KimmelTW Follow Jimmy Kimmel Live on TWITTER: http://bit.ly/JKLTwitter Follow Jimmy Kimmel Live on INSTAGRAM: http://bit.ly/JKLInstagram About Jimmy Kimmel Live: Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive produ...
The Mask - Smokin'!: Stanley (Jim Carrey) transforms into The Mask. BUY THE MOVIE: https://www.vudu.com/content/movies/details/The-Mask/12441?cmp=Movieclips_YT_Description Watch the best The Mask scenes & clips: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZbXA4lyCtqpBSe30Iu0CFGCdUsjXYpn0 Subscribe and click the bell to be notified of all your favorite movie scenes: http://bit.ly/2CZa490 FILM DESCRIPTION: When timid bank clerk Stanley Ipkiss (Jim Carrey) discovers a magical mask containing the spirit of the Norse god Loki, his entire life changes. While wearing the mask, Ipkiss becomes a supernatural playboy exuding charm and confidence which allows him to catch the eye of local nightclub singer Tina Carlyle (Cameron Diaz). Unfortunately, under the mask's influence, Ipkiss also robs a b...
Subscribe to MUBI for 30 days of free great cinema at https://www.mubi.com/dodford. All films shown are now streaming on MUBI UK. ~ Jim Carrey claims he doesn't exist. In 1994, he catapulted to superstardom with unforgettable roles in 'Ace Ventura,' 'The Mask,' and 'Dumb and Dumber,' yet as the world laughed, he began to lose himself. Spanning the pivotal years from '94 to '98, this video chronicles Carrey's profound existential odyssey – a voyage that transcends Hollywood's commercial confines and guides him toward a deeper understanding of his place in the universe. ~ Script and Edit: Daniel McMahon Research and Story Producer: Adam Bright Producer: Jaden Pendegrass Sound Mixer: Dan Pugsley ~ Where I find stock footage: https://storyblocks.com/dodford ~ 0:00 - Jim Carrey Doesn't Exist 0...
Jim Carrey is one actor that no one can follow. His comedic intelligence, and off the wall physical comedy is something that only he possesses. Which is why any time movie studios try and replicate Jim Carrey's magic in the form of a sequel, it fails. But what makes Jim Carrey the one actor no one can replace? #jimcarrey #aceventura #nerdstalgic Written by Brian Long Edited by Brian Nappi
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A Mustang and a girls..eemmm sounds sexy...emm..I always dreams of one. Maybe one day....i can resists to make a videos about this coz i badly love mustangs and shelbys...and i,d have to put it int this channel. For the known of you guys i have made a channel about songs that i like..its called Ayrina Aini The Grooves.You can check it out if you like...love Ayrina Aini.
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Provided to YouTube by Universal Music Group Mustang Sally · The Commitments · Andrew Strong The Commitments ℗ 1991 UMG Recordings, Inc. Released on: 1991-01-01 Producer: Paul Bushnell Producer: Kevin Killen Producer: Alan Parker Composer Lyricist: Bonny Rice Auto-generated by YouTube.
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Provided to YouTube by Rhino Mustang Sally · Wilson Pickett The Very Best of Wilson Pickett ℗ 1965 Atlantic Recording Corporation Tenor Saxophone: Charlie Chalmers Lead Guitar: Chips Moman Tenor Saxophone: Eddie Logan Trumpet: Gene Miller Tenor Saxophone: Gilbert Caples Producer: Jerry Wexler Rhythm Guitar: Jimmy Johnson Drums: Roger Hawkins Keyboards: Spooner Oldham Bass Guitar: Tommy Cogbill Vocals: Wilson Pickett Writer: Bonny Rice Writer: Sir Mack Rice Auto-generated by YouTube.
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James Eugene "Jim" Carrey (/ˈkæri/; born January 17, 1962) is a Canadian American actor, comedian, impressionist, screenwriter, and film producer. He is known for his highly energetic slapstick performances.
Carrey first gained recognition in 1990 after landing a recurring role in the sketch comedy In Living Color. His first leading roles in major productions came with Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994), Dumb and Dumber (1994), The Mask (1994), and Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995), as well as a supporting role in Batman Forever (1995) and a lead role in Liar Liar (1997). He then starred in The Truman Show (1998) and Man on the Moon (1999), with each garnering him a Golden Globe Award for Best Actor.
In the 2000s, he gained further recognition for his portrayal of the Grinch in How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), as well as Bruce Almighty (2003), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004), Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004), Fun with Dick and Jane (2005), Yes Man (2008), Horton Hears a Who! (2008) and A Christmas Carol (2009).
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
With a nauseous super 'naus'
You're a crooked dirty jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch
Your soul is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable
Mangled up in tangled up knots
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote