Saw is a nine-and-a-half-minute Australian short subjecthorror film released in 2003. It was directed by James Wan and written by Wan and Leigh Whannell, the latter also starring in it. It was originally used to pitch their script for a full-length feature film Saw to various studios and actors. The full-length film was eventually made in 2004. The short film later became a scene in Saw, with Shawnee Smith as Amanda Young wearing the Reverse Bear Trap device instead of David. The original short can be viewed on the second disc of Saw: Uncut Edition.
Plot
A young man, David (Whannell), is in an interrogation room talking to an unnamed, unsympathetic police officer (Paul Moder). David is in handcuffs, and he has blood on his face and shirt. He is smoking a cigarette. He tells the officer that after he finished his work as an orderly at the hospital, he was knocked unconscious and taken to a large room.
Inside the room, David was strapped to a chair with a large, rusty metal device locked onto his head. To his left was a small television, which began playing a video showing a frightening puppet that tells him that the device on his head is a "reverse beartrap", which is hooked into his jaws and will pry his face open with great force if he does not unlock it in time. The puppet tells David that the only key to unlock the device is in the stomach of his dead cellmate (Dean Francis).
Saw VI continues the franchise's focus on the posthumous effects of the Jigsaw Killer and the progression of his successor, Mark Hoffman. In this film, Hoffman sets a series of traps for an insurance executive, William Easton, and his employees. Meanwhile the FBI trails Peter Strahm, now suspected of being Jigsaw's last accomplice, and Hoffman is drawn into motion to protect his secret identity.
Greutert, who served as editor for all the previous Saw films, made his directorial debut with Saw VI. Melton and Dunstan, the writers for both Saw IV and Saw V, returned to write the screenplay and Charlie Clouser, who provided the score for all previous Saw films, composed the score. Filming took place in Toronto from March to May 2009 with a budget of $11 million.
The story follows Jeff Denlon, a man who, after his son is killed in a hit-and-run, is put through a series of tests by Jigsaw in order to try to get him let go of his vengeance for the man that killed his son. Meanwhile, a bed-ridden John Kramer has his apprentice Amanda Young kidnap Jeff's wife, Lynn, who is tasked with keeping him alive for one final test before he dies.
Development began right after the successful opening weekend of Saw II. Filming took place in Toronto from May to June 2006. Whannell aimed to make the story more emotional than previous installments, particularly with the Amanda and Jigsaw storyline. The film is dedicated to producer Gregg Hoffman who died on December 4, 2005.
A typical sleepsystem call takes a time value as a parameter, specifying the minimum amount of time that the process is to sleep before resuming execution. The parameter typically specifies seconds, although some operating systems provide finer resolution, such as milliseconds or microseconds.
Windows
On Windows, the Sleep()function takes a single parameter of the number of milliseconds to sleep.
The Sleep() function is included in kernel32.dll, but no sleep command (executable) is natively available for scripts (batch files). It can be found in collections of Windows utilities like Windows 2003 Resource Kit.
Unix
On Unix-like operating systems, the sleep() function is called providing a single parameter of type unsigned integer of the number of seconds to sleep.
(For more precise sleep times one can use the usleep() function.)
Sleep is a choral composition by Eric Whitacre. It was originally set to the text of Robert Frost's "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening" however, Whitacre never secured permission to use the poem thinking that the poem was in public domain. After a long legal battle, the estate of Robert Frost forbade Whitacre from using the text until it became public domain in 2038. Whitacre had the lyrics rewritten by his long-time collaborator, Charles Anthony Silvestri, and has openly stated that he prefers Silvestri's lyrics and will never use Frost's lyrics again, even in 2038.
Sleep was selected for Eric Whitacre's 2011 Virtual Choir project. The video was posted online in April 2011; 2,052 individual vocal recordings were uploaded by choir members from 58 countries.
Sleep was transcribed for concert band with optional SATB chorus by the composer.
Sleep on Macintoshes running on OS X consist of the traditional sleep, Safe Sleep, and Power Nap. In System Preferences, Safe Sleep is referred to as sleep. Since Safe Sleep also allowed state to be restored in an event of a power outage, unlike other operating systems, hibernate was never offered as an option.
In 2005, some versions of Macs running Mac OS X v10.4 began to support Safe Sleep. The feature saves the contents of volatile memory to the system hard disk each time the Mac enters Sleep mode. The Mac can instantaneously wake from sleep mode if power to the RAM has not been lost. However, if the power supply was interrupted, such as when removing batteries without an AC power connection, the Mac would wake from Safe Sleep instead, restoring memory contents from the hard drive.
Safe Sleep capability is found in Mac models starting with the October 2005 revision of the PowerBook G4 (Double-Layer SD). Mac OS X v10.4 or higher is also required. A hack enabled the feature as well on older Macs running Mac OS X v10.4.
"Things" is a song which was written and recorded by Bobby Darin in 1962. It reached #3 in the US, #2 in the UK, and #3 in the first ever official Irish Singles Chart, published by RTÉ in October 1962. However, there had been an Irish Top 10 before 1962, published in the Evening Herald from February 1959. As a result, "Things" actually peaked at #2 in the "unofficial" Evening Herald Chart.
In 1962, Darin began to write and sing country music, with hit songs including "Things". It was the final Darin single released on the Atco Records unit of Atlantic Records before he began recording for Capitol Records. While vault material would continue to be issued on Atco, Darin would later return to Atlantic Records. The song was sung by Dean Martin and Nancy Sinatra in the 1967 TV special Movin' with Nancy, starring Nancy Sinatra, which was released to home video in 2000.
Saw (2003)
David, an orderly at a hospital, tells his horrific story of being kidnapped and forced to play a vile game of survival.
Director - James Wan
Writer - Leigh Whannell
Cast - Leigh Whannell, Paul Moder, Katrina Mathers, Dean Francis
https://letterboxd.com/film/saw-2003/
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0495241/
published: 07 Oct 2021
Saw Short Film 4k | Remaster | 2003
Saw 0.5 (2003):
A hospital orderly (Leigh Whannell) tells a police officer that he was kidnapped and forced to commit a horrific act to survive.
9:42 - Comparison with Original.
Initial release: 2003
Director: James Wan
Budget: 2,000 USD
Producer: Darren McFarlane
Screenplay: Leigh Whannell, James Wan
Upscaled from 480p to 4k
All Saw Endings 4k - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeHb4El-Ztap43NT4ljlwotgr4Q48dkN0
Saw Series Anime Style Opening - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gksuqo3MF4
Saw Rescores - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOp19yxUlV0&list=PLeHb4El-ZtartvQ00ae0v7-tlAJDDKh5K
Saw Franchise Trailer 4k (2004 - 2021) - https://youtu.be/dXsiCQhAk6g
Saw 4k Videos - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeHb4El-ZtaofJCB_p3xy_NpJ8Vv6ZD-O
#saw #spiral #4k #rem...
published: 03 Jan 2021
Saw 0.5 Il Cortometraggio. Sub ITA
Sapevi che prima dell'uscita del film originale Saw - L' Enigmista venne realizzato un cortometraggio?
Nel 2003, un anno prima l'inizio del mito, nacque SAW diretto da James Wan e scritto da Leigh Whannell, che lo vede come protagonista in veste di "David", dove poi prese parte anche nel primo film nei panni di Adam Faulkner.
Questa breve pellicola venne utilizzata dalla coppia per promuovere la sceneggiatura del primo lungometraggio, presentandola alla Lions Gate Entertainment che accettò immediatamente finanziando il film.
L'ispirazione da brivido, venne presa dai sogni e dalle proprie paure di James e Leigh.
Questo esclusivo cortometraggio è stato poi introdotto come scena in Saw - L'enigmista con Amanda al posto di David. Mentre l'originale è incluso nel DVD Saw: Uncut Edition.
Il no...
published: 14 Aug 2023
Saw (2003) A Short Film by James Wan Recolored (60FPS)
published: 22 Jul 2024
Saw 2003 - CZ Fénix ProDabing
James Wan, režisér prvého dielu série Saw ešte predtým ako sa pustil do réžie samotného filmu, blisol mu v hlave brilantný nápad.. a vďaka nemu sa do dejín kinematografie sa navždy zapísal John Kramer (aka Jigsaw), ktorý napomáha ľuďom zmeniť svoje životy pomocou hier o vlastný život. Jedno je isté, jeho hry vás navždy poznamenajú... Keď už mal James Wan tento nápad a rozhodol sa, že natočí krátkometrážny film, v ktorom chcel svoju ideu odprezentovať spoločnosti Lions Gate. Takmer všetci vieme ako jeho pokus dopadol a že sa realizácia jeho projektu uskutočnila. V tomto 10 minútovom filme uvidíte ukážku ako by mohla Jigsawova hra vyzerať. Tento snímok sa neskôr objavil ako bonus na DVD nosičoch filmu Saw.
Obsazení
Vyšetřovatel - Pedro
David - Matt.Murdock
Sestřička - Helča
Jingsaw - Zekin...
published: 13 May 2015
Saw (2003) A Short Film by James Wan Recolored
published: 22 Jul 2024
Saw (2004) - Original Saw Short Film From 2003
The original that helped to generate interest in the feature film. This is especially interesting in terms of the financing side of the business, since the recently reviewed Clapboard Jungle actually has some notable talking heads waxing philosophical about getting interested investors to pay attention with gambits like this or so-called "look books".
published: 07 May 2024
How Saw Should Have Ended
Game over! How Saw Should Have Ended
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BAT BLOOD - A Batman V Superman AND Bad Blood Parody ft. Batman:
http://bit.ly/BatBlood
How Big Hero 6 Should Have Ended:
http://bit.ly/BigHero6HISHE
Villain Pub - The New Smile:
http://bit.ly/VPNewSmile
How Jurassic World Should Have Ended:
http://bit.ly/JurassicWorldHISHE
How Inside Out Should Have Ended:
http://bit.ly/InsideOutHISHE
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published: 15 Oct 2010
10 Inaccuracies With Seabiscuit (2003)
This is a remake of a video I made in 2020 now with better facts, editing, and story telling by yours truly. Seabiscuit is fascinating enough of a figure that I had no problem retreading old ground and trying again as I talk about my favorite movie and horse.
#horse #racehorse #seabiscuit #tobeymaguire #chriscooper #jeffbridges
0:00 - Introduction
1:17 - War Admiral was not 18 hands
2:44 - Red Pollard never confessed he was blind
3:48 - The 1938 Santa Anita Handicap
4:57 - George Woolf and Seabiscuit
6:13 - Charles Howard did create the Santa Anita Handicap
7:13 - Red and Seabiscuit's first race
9:01 - Tick Tock Mclaughlin Is not real
9:29 - Charles Howard didn't have one son
10:45 - Seabiscuit's win streak
12:14 - Kayak II
14:38 - Conclusion
I don't own any of the clips in the vi...
Saw (2003)
David, an orderly at a hospital, tells his horrific story of being kidnapped and forced to play a vile game of survival.
Director - James Wan
Write...
Saw (2003)
David, an orderly at a hospital, tells his horrific story of being kidnapped and forced to play a vile game of survival.
Director - James Wan
Writer - Leigh Whannell
Cast - Leigh Whannell, Paul Moder, Katrina Mathers, Dean Francis
https://letterboxd.com/film/saw-2003/
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0495241/
Saw (2003)
David, an orderly at a hospital, tells his horrific story of being kidnapped and forced to play a vile game of survival.
Director - James Wan
Writer - Leigh Whannell
Cast - Leigh Whannell, Paul Moder, Katrina Mathers, Dean Francis
https://letterboxd.com/film/saw-2003/
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0495241/
Saw 0.5 (2003):
A hospital orderly (Leigh Whannell) tells a police officer that he was kidnapped and forced to commit a horrific act to survive.
9:42 - Compar...
Saw 0.5 (2003):
A hospital orderly (Leigh Whannell) tells a police officer that he was kidnapped and forced to commit a horrific act to survive.
9:42 - Comparison with Original.
Initial release: 2003
Director: James Wan
Budget: 2,000 USD
Producer: Darren McFarlane
Screenplay: Leigh Whannell, James Wan
Upscaled from 480p to 4k
All Saw Endings 4k - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeHb4El-Ztap43NT4ljlwotgr4Q48dkN0
Saw Series Anime Style Opening - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gksuqo3MF4
Saw Rescores - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOp19yxUlV0&list=PLeHb4El-ZtartvQ00ae0v7-tlAJDDKh5K
Saw Franchise Trailer 4k (2004 - 2021) - https://youtu.be/dXsiCQhAk6g
Saw 4k Videos - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeHb4El-ZtaofJCB_p3xy_NpJ8Vv6ZD-O
#saw #spiral #4k #remaster #4k remaster
Saw 0.5 (2003):
A hospital orderly (Leigh Whannell) tells a police officer that he was kidnapped and forced to commit a horrific act to survive.
9:42 - Comparison with Original.
Initial release: 2003
Director: James Wan
Budget: 2,000 USD
Producer: Darren McFarlane
Screenplay: Leigh Whannell, James Wan
Upscaled from 480p to 4k
All Saw Endings 4k - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeHb4El-Ztap43NT4ljlwotgr4Q48dkN0
Saw Series Anime Style Opening - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gksuqo3MF4
Saw Rescores - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOp19yxUlV0&list=PLeHb4El-ZtartvQ00ae0v7-tlAJDDKh5K
Saw Franchise Trailer 4k (2004 - 2021) - https://youtu.be/dXsiCQhAk6g
Saw 4k Videos - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeHb4El-ZtaofJCB_p3xy_NpJ8Vv6ZD-O
#saw #spiral #4k #remaster #4k remaster
Sapevi che prima dell'uscita del film originale Saw - L' Enigmista venne realizzato un cortometraggio?
Nel 2003, un anno prima l'inizio del mito, nacque SAW dir...
Sapevi che prima dell'uscita del film originale Saw - L' Enigmista venne realizzato un cortometraggio?
Nel 2003, un anno prima l'inizio del mito, nacque SAW diretto da James Wan e scritto da Leigh Whannell, che lo vede come protagonista in veste di "David", dove poi prese parte anche nel primo film nei panni di Adam Faulkner.
Questa breve pellicola venne utilizzata dalla coppia per promuovere la sceneggiatura del primo lungometraggio, presentandola alla Lions Gate Entertainment che accettò immediatamente finanziando il film.
L'ispirazione da brivido, venne presa dai sogni e dalle proprie paure di James e Leigh.
Questo esclusivo cortometraggio è stato poi introdotto come scena in Saw - L'enigmista con Amanda al posto di David. Mentre l'originale è incluso nel DVD Saw: Uncut Edition.
Il nome originale del cortometraggio è semplicemente SAW, ribattezzato in Saw 0.5 dato che precede il primo film ufficiale.
Ho voluto creare questo video per rendere chiaro il cortometraggio a tutti gli italiani appassionati di questa questa incredibile saga.
I sottotitoli in italiano sono gentilmente offerti dal titolare del canale Alessio.
Lasciami un like o un super grazie se ti è piaciuto il video.
Ci vediamo a ottobre nei cinema per l'anteprima di Saw X!
Sapevi che prima dell'uscita del film originale Saw - L' Enigmista venne realizzato un cortometraggio?
Nel 2003, un anno prima l'inizio del mito, nacque SAW diretto da James Wan e scritto da Leigh Whannell, che lo vede come protagonista in veste di "David", dove poi prese parte anche nel primo film nei panni di Adam Faulkner.
Questa breve pellicola venne utilizzata dalla coppia per promuovere la sceneggiatura del primo lungometraggio, presentandola alla Lions Gate Entertainment che accettò immediatamente finanziando il film.
L'ispirazione da brivido, venne presa dai sogni e dalle proprie paure di James e Leigh.
Questo esclusivo cortometraggio è stato poi introdotto come scena in Saw - L'enigmista con Amanda al posto di David. Mentre l'originale è incluso nel DVD Saw: Uncut Edition.
Il nome originale del cortometraggio è semplicemente SAW, ribattezzato in Saw 0.5 dato che precede il primo film ufficiale.
Ho voluto creare questo video per rendere chiaro il cortometraggio a tutti gli italiani appassionati di questa questa incredibile saga.
I sottotitoli in italiano sono gentilmente offerti dal titolare del canale Alessio.
Lasciami un like o un super grazie se ti è piaciuto il video.
Ci vediamo a ottobre nei cinema per l'anteprima di Saw X!
James Wan, režisér prvého dielu série Saw ešte predtým ako sa pustil do réžie samotného filmu, blisol mu v hlave brilantný nápad.. a vďaka nemu sa do dejín kine...
James Wan, režisér prvého dielu série Saw ešte predtým ako sa pustil do réžie samotného filmu, blisol mu v hlave brilantný nápad.. a vďaka nemu sa do dejín kinematografie sa navždy zapísal John Kramer (aka Jigsaw), ktorý napomáha ľuďom zmeniť svoje životy pomocou hier o vlastný život. Jedno je isté, jeho hry vás navždy poznamenajú... Keď už mal James Wan tento nápad a rozhodol sa, že natočí krátkometrážny film, v ktorom chcel svoju ideu odprezentovať spoločnosti Lions Gate. Takmer všetci vieme ako jeho pokus dopadol a že sa realizácia jeho projektu uskutočnila. V tomto 10 minútovom filme uvidíte ukážku ako by mohla Jigsawova hra vyzerať. Tento snímok sa neskôr objavil ako bonus na DVD nosičoch filmu Saw.
Obsazení
Vyšetřovatel - Pedro
David - Matt.Murdock
Sestřička - Helča
Jingsaw - Zekinth
Organizace
Vedoucí projektu - Martin
Zvukař - Cupido
Úprava dialogů - Martin
Stránky skupiny:
http://www.fenixprodabing.cz/
Další projekty:
Otravný pomeranč - http://www.youtube.com/user/OtravnyPomerancFenix
ASDF movies - http://www.youtube.com/user/ASDFMoviesFenix
Troopeři - http://www.youtube.com/user/TrooperiFenix
Kyanid a štěstí - http://www.youtube.com/user/KyanidFenix
Team Fortress - http://www.youtube.com/user/TeamFortressFenix
Jak "TO" mělo skončit - http://www.youtube.com/user/HISHEFenix
Show Dana Clarka - http://www.youtube.com/user/DanClarkShowFenix
Blekovo knihkupectví - http://www.youtube.com/user/BlackBooksFenix
Otec Ted - http://www.youtube.com/user/FatherTedFenix
Batman: Město Arkhám - http://www.youtube.com/user/BatmanACFenix
American dad, Žvásty mýho táty, Robot Chicken a další seriály sledujte na Fénix Vimeu
https://vimeo.com/fenixprodabingvideo
Další videa, krátké filmy a animace na oficiálním YouTube kanálu
Fénix ProDabingu - http://www.youtube.com/user/FenixProDabing
Pro nejnovější informace od Fénixe sledujte
- Fénixův zpravodaj - http://www.youtube.com/user/FenixProDabing
- Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/pages/F%C3%A9nix-ProDabing/280511868635229
- Twitter - https://twitter.com/FenixProDabing
James Wan, režisér prvého dielu série Saw ešte predtým ako sa pustil do réžie samotného filmu, blisol mu v hlave brilantný nápad.. a vďaka nemu sa do dejín kinematografie sa navždy zapísal John Kramer (aka Jigsaw), ktorý napomáha ľuďom zmeniť svoje životy pomocou hier o vlastný život. Jedno je isté, jeho hry vás navždy poznamenajú... Keď už mal James Wan tento nápad a rozhodol sa, že natočí krátkometrážny film, v ktorom chcel svoju ideu odprezentovať spoločnosti Lions Gate. Takmer všetci vieme ako jeho pokus dopadol a že sa realizácia jeho projektu uskutočnila. V tomto 10 minútovom filme uvidíte ukážku ako by mohla Jigsawova hra vyzerať. Tento snímok sa neskôr objavil ako bonus na DVD nosičoch filmu Saw.
Obsazení
Vyšetřovatel - Pedro
David - Matt.Murdock
Sestřička - Helča
Jingsaw - Zekinth
Organizace
Vedoucí projektu - Martin
Zvukař - Cupido
Úprava dialogů - Martin
Stránky skupiny:
http://www.fenixprodabing.cz/
Další projekty:
Otravný pomeranč - http://www.youtube.com/user/OtravnyPomerancFenix
ASDF movies - http://www.youtube.com/user/ASDFMoviesFenix
Troopeři - http://www.youtube.com/user/TrooperiFenix
Kyanid a štěstí - http://www.youtube.com/user/KyanidFenix
Team Fortress - http://www.youtube.com/user/TeamFortressFenix
Jak "TO" mělo skončit - http://www.youtube.com/user/HISHEFenix
Show Dana Clarka - http://www.youtube.com/user/DanClarkShowFenix
Blekovo knihkupectví - http://www.youtube.com/user/BlackBooksFenix
Otec Ted - http://www.youtube.com/user/FatherTedFenix
Batman: Město Arkhám - http://www.youtube.com/user/BatmanACFenix
American dad, Žvásty mýho táty, Robot Chicken a další seriály sledujte na Fénix Vimeu
https://vimeo.com/fenixprodabingvideo
Další videa, krátké filmy a animace na oficiálním YouTube kanálu
Fénix ProDabingu - http://www.youtube.com/user/FenixProDabing
Pro nejnovější informace od Fénixe sledujte
- Fénixův zpravodaj - http://www.youtube.com/user/FenixProDabing
- Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/pages/F%C3%A9nix-ProDabing/280511868635229
- Twitter - https://twitter.com/FenixProDabing
The original that helped to generate interest in the feature film. This is especially interesting in terms of the financing side of the business, since the rece...
The original that helped to generate interest in the feature film. This is especially interesting in terms of the financing side of the business, since the recently reviewed Clapboard Jungle actually has some notable talking heads waxing philosophical about getting interested investors to pay attention with gambits like this or so-called "look books".
The original that helped to generate interest in the feature film. This is especially interesting in terms of the financing side of the business, since the recently reviewed Clapboard Jungle actually has some notable talking heads waxing philosophical about getting interested investors to pay attention with gambits like this or so-called "look books".
Game over! How Saw Should Have Ended
Watch More HISHEs: https://bit.ly/HISHEPlaylist
Subscribe to HISHE: https://bit.ly/HISHEsubscribe
Get some HISHE gear ...
Game over! How Saw Should Have Ended
Watch More HISHEs: https://bit.ly/HISHEPlaylist
Subscribe to HISHE: https://bit.ly/HISHEsubscribe
Get some HISHE gear over at: http://www.dftba.com/hishe
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--------------Previous Episodes--------------------
BAT BLOOD - A Batman V Superman AND Bad Blood Parody ft. Batman:
http://bit.ly/BatBlood
How Big Hero 6 Should Have Ended:
http://bit.ly/BigHero6HISHE
Villain Pub - The New Smile:
http://bit.ly/VPNewSmile
How Jurassic World Should Have Ended:
http://bit.ly/JurassicWorldHISHE
How Inside Out Should Have Ended:
http://bit.ly/InsideOutHISHE
How The Avengers: Age of Ultron Should Have Ended - Part Two:
http://bit.ly/UltronPartTwo
How The Avengers: Age of Ultron Should Have Ended - Part One:
http://bit.ly/UltronPart1
Super Cafe: Batman v Superman - It’s On!
http://bit.ly/SuperCafeItsOn
How Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Should Have Ended:
http://bit.ly/NinjaTurtlesHISHE
Batman Meets Galadriel:
http://bit.ly/BatmanMeetsGaladriel
How The Battle of the Five Armies Should Have Ended:
http://bit.ly/Battleof5ArmiesHISHE
March Update - Painting the Elf Army:
http://bit.ly/PaintingElfArmy
Movie Mash: The Hunger Games and Robocop:
http://bit.ly/HungerGamesRobocopMash
Super Cafe: And The Reboot Goes To:
http://bit.ly/SuperCafeReboot
Extras - Painting the Quicksilver Scene:
http://bit.ly/ExtraQuicksilver
Total Spoilage - Lord of the Rings:
http://bit.ly/LordoftheRingsSpoilage
How X-Men: Days of Future Past Should Have Ended:
http://bit.ly/X-MenDOFPHISHE
Jurrassic World - Raptor Training:
http://bit.ly/RaptorTraining
Movie Mash: Gremlins and Taken:
http://bit.ly/GremlinsTakenHISHE
HISHE 2015 Announcements:
http://bit.ly/HISHE2015News
How to Train Your Dragon 2 HISHE:
http://bit.ly/Dragon2HISHE
Lego HISHE- Sand People are Bad Shots:
http://bit.ly/LegoSandPeopleHISHE
How Guardians of the Galaxy Should Have Ended:
http://bit.ly/GuardiansHISHE
Lego Batman is Jelly:
http://bit.ly/LegoBatmanHISHE
How The Avengers: Age of Ultron Should Have Ended:
http://bit.ly/UltronTeaserHISHE
HISHE Bonus Bundle:
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How The Maze Runner Should Have Ended:
http://bit.ly/MazeRunnerHISHE
Megatron Misses Shia:
http://bit.ly/MegatronMissesShiaHISHE
How The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Should Have Ended:
http://bit.ly/ASM2HISHE
Villain Pub- To The Tailor:
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The Lego HISHE 2 (The Alternate Ending):
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How the Batman v Superman SDCC Teaser Should Have Ended:
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http://bit.ly/LastCrusadeHISHE
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How The Hobbit Should Have Ended:
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Game over! How Saw Should Have Ended
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http://bit.ly/LastCrusadeHISHE
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How The Hobbit Should Have Ended:
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This is a remake of a video I made in 2020 now with better facts, editing, and story telling by yours truly. Seabiscuit is fascinating enough of a figure that I...
This is a remake of a video I made in 2020 now with better facts, editing, and story telling by yours truly. Seabiscuit is fascinating enough of a figure that I had no problem retreading old ground and trying again as I talk about my favorite movie and horse.
#horse #racehorse #seabiscuit #tobeymaguire #chriscooper #jeffbridges
0:00 - Introduction
1:17 - War Admiral was not 18 hands
2:44 - Red Pollard never confessed he was blind
3:48 - The 1938 Santa Anita Handicap
4:57 - George Woolf and Seabiscuit
6:13 - Charles Howard did create the Santa Anita Handicap
7:13 - Red and Seabiscuit's first race
9:01 - Tick Tock Mclaughlin Is not real
9:29 - Charles Howard didn't have one son
10:45 - Seabiscuit's win streak
12:14 - Kayak II
14:38 - Conclusion
I don't own any of the clips in the video all clips belong to The respective owners
This is a remake of a video I made in 2020 now with better facts, editing, and story telling by yours truly. Seabiscuit is fascinating enough of a figure that I had no problem retreading old ground and trying again as I talk about my favorite movie and horse.
#horse #racehorse #seabiscuit #tobeymaguire #chriscooper #jeffbridges
0:00 - Introduction
1:17 - War Admiral was not 18 hands
2:44 - Red Pollard never confessed he was blind
3:48 - The 1938 Santa Anita Handicap
4:57 - George Woolf and Seabiscuit
6:13 - Charles Howard did create the Santa Anita Handicap
7:13 - Red and Seabiscuit's first race
9:01 - Tick Tock Mclaughlin Is not real
9:29 - Charles Howard didn't have one son
10:45 - Seabiscuit's win streak
12:14 - Kayak II
14:38 - Conclusion
I don't own any of the clips in the video all clips belong to The respective owners
Saw (2003)
David, an orderly at a hospital, tells his horrific story of being kidnapped and forced to play a vile game of survival.
Director - James Wan
Writer - Leigh Whannell
Cast - Leigh Whannell, Paul Moder, Katrina Mathers, Dean Francis
https://letterboxd.com/film/saw-2003/
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0495241/
Saw 0.5 (2003):
A hospital orderly (Leigh Whannell) tells a police officer that he was kidnapped and forced to commit a horrific act to survive.
9:42 - Comparison with Original.
Initial release: 2003
Director: James Wan
Budget: 2,000 USD
Producer: Darren McFarlane
Screenplay: Leigh Whannell, James Wan
Upscaled from 480p to 4k
All Saw Endings 4k - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeHb4El-Ztap43NT4ljlwotgr4Q48dkN0
Saw Series Anime Style Opening - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gksuqo3MF4
Saw Rescores - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOp19yxUlV0&list=PLeHb4El-ZtartvQ00ae0v7-tlAJDDKh5K
Saw Franchise Trailer 4k (2004 - 2021) - https://youtu.be/dXsiCQhAk6g
Saw 4k Videos - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeHb4El-ZtaofJCB_p3xy_NpJ8Vv6ZD-O
#saw #spiral #4k #remaster #4k remaster
Sapevi che prima dell'uscita del film originale Saw - L' Enigmista venne realizzato un cortometraggio?
Nel 2003, un anno prima l'inizio del mito, nacque SAW diretto da James Wan e scritto da Leigh Whannell, che lo vede come protagonista in veste di "David", dove poi prese parte anche nel primo film nei panni di Adam Faulkner.
Questa breve pellicola venne utilizzata dalla coppia per promuovere la sceneggiatura del primo lungometraggio, presentandola alla Lions Gate Entertainment che accettò immediatamente finanziando il film.
L'ispirazione da brivido, venne presa dai sogni e dalle proprie paure di James e Leigh.
Questo esclusivo cortometraggio è stato poi introdotto come scena in Saw - L'enigmista con Amanda al posto di David. Mentre l'originale è incluso nel DVD Saw: Uncut Edition.
Il nome originale del cortometraggio è semplicemente SAW, ribattezzato in Saw 0.5 dato che precede il primo film ufficiale.
Ho voluto creare questo video per rendere chiaro il cortometraggio a tutti gli italiani appassionati di questa questa incredibile saga.
I sottotitoli in italiano sono gentilmente offerti dal titolare del canale Alessio.
Lasciami un like o un super grazie se ti è piaciuto il video.
Ci vediamo a ottobre nei cinema per l'anteprima di Saw X!
James Wan, režisér prvého dielu série Saw ešte predtým ako sa pustil do réžie samotného filmu, blisol mu v hlave brilantný nápad.. a vďaka nemu sa do dejín kinematografie sa navždy zapísal John Kramer (aka Jigsaw), ktorý napomáha ľuďom zmeniť svoje životy pomocou hier o vlastný život. Jedno je isté, jeho hry vás navždy poznamenajú... Keď už mal James Wan tento nápad a rozhodol sa, že natočí krátkometrážny film, v ktorom chcel svoju ideu odprezentovať spoločnosti Lions Gate. Takmer všetci vieme ako jeho pokus dopadol a že sa realizácia jeho projektu uskutočnila. V tomto 10 minútovom filme uvidíte ukážku ako by mohla Jigsawova hra vyzerať. Tento snímok sa neskôr objavil ako bonus na DVD nosičoch filmu Saw.
Obsazení
Vyšetřovatel - Pedro
David - Matt.Murdock
Sestřička - Helča
Jingsaw - Zekinth
Organizace
Vedoucí projektu - Martin
Zvukař - Cupido
Úprava dialogů - Martin
Stránky skupiny:
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Další projekty:
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ASDF movies - http://www.youtube.com/user/ASDFMoviesFenix
Troopeři - http://www.youtube.com/user/TrooperiFenix
Kyanid a štěstí - http://www.youtube.com/user/KyanidFenix
Team Fortress - http://www.youtube.com/user/TeamFortressFenix
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Show Dana Clarka - http://www.youtube.com/user/DanClarkShowFenix
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The original that helped to generate interest in the feature film. This is especially interesting in terms of the financing side of the business, since the recently reviewed Clapboard Jungle actually has some notable talking heads waxing philosophical about getting interested investors to pay attention with gambits like this or so-called "look books".
Game over! How Saw Should Have Ended
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How The Avengers: Age of Ultron Should Have Ended - Part Two:
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How The Avengers: Age of Ultron Should Have Ended - Part One:
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Super Cafe: Batman v Superman - It’s On!
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How Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Should Have Ended:
http://bit.ly/NinjaTurtlesHISHE
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How The Battle of the Five Armies Should Have Ended:
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March Update - Painting the Elf Army:
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How The Avengers: Age of Ultron Should Have Ended:
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HISHE Bonus Bundle:
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How The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Should Have Ended:
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Villain Pub- To The Tailor:
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The Lego HISHE 2 (The Alternate Ending):
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How the Batman v Superman SDCC Teaser Should Have Ended:
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How Captain America: The Winter Soldier Should Have Ended:
http://bit.ly/CaptainAmericaWSHISHE
HISHE @ SDCC 2014:
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Villain Pub- To Battle!:
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http://bit.ly/FrozenHISHE
The Lego HISHE:
http://bit.ly/TheLegoHISHE
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http://bit.ly/BatmanBeginsHISHE
How The Phantom Menace Should Have Ended:
http://bit.ly/PhantomMenaceHISHE
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http://bit.ly/SmaugHISHE
How Thor The Dark World Should Have Ended:
http://bit.ly/ThorDarkWorldHISHE
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How Star Trek Into Darkness Should Have Ended:
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How Pacific Rim Should Have Ended:
http://bit.ly/PacificRimHISHE
Super Cafe: Versus
http://bit.ly/SCVersusHISHE
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http://bit.ly/ManofSteelHISHE
How Fast and Furious 6 Should Have Ended:
http://bit.ly/FF6HISHE
How Iron Man 3 Should Have Ended:
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How Oblivion Should Have Ended:
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http://bit.ly/LastCrusadeHISHE
Super Cafe: Swingers Tribute:
http://bit.ly/SCSwingersHISHE
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http://bit.ly/StanLeeHISHE
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http://bit.ly/PortalHISHE
How The Hobbit Should Have Ended:
http://bit.ly/HobbitHISHE
This is a remake of a video I made in 2020 now with better facts, editing, and story telling by yours truly. Seabiscuit is fascinating enough of a figure that I had no problem retreading old ground and trying again as I talk about my favorite movie and horse.
#horse #racehorse #seabiscuit #tobeymaguire #chriscooper #jeffbridges
0:00 - Introduction
1:17 - War Admiral was not 18 hands
2:44 - Red Pollard never confessed he was blind
3:48 - The 1938 Santa Anita Handicap
4:57 - George Woolf and Seabiscuit
6:13 - Charles Howard did create the Santa Anita Handicap
7:13 - Red and Seabiscuit's first race
9:01 - Tick Tock Mclaughlin Is not real
9:29 - Charles Howard didn't have one son
10:45 - Seabiscuit's win streak
12:14 - Kayak II
14:38 - Conclusion
I don't own any of the clips in the video all clips belong to The respective owners
Saw is a nine-and-a-half-minute Australian short subjecthorror film released in 2003. It was directed by James Wan and written by Wan and Leigh Whannell, the latter also starring in it. It was originally used to pitch their script for a full-length feature film Saw to various studios and actors. The full-length film was eventually made in 2004. The short film later became a scene in Saw, with Shawnee Smith as Amanda Young wearing the Reverse Bear Trap device instead of David. The original short can be viewed on the second disc of Saw: Uncut Edition.
Plot
A young man, David (Whannell), is in an interrogation room talking to an unnamed, unsympathetic police officer (Paul Moder). David is in handcuffs, and he has blood on his face and shirt. He is smoking a cigarette. He tells the officer that after he finished his work as an orderly at the hospital, he was knocked unconscious and taken to a large room.
Inside the room, David was strapped to a chair with a large, rusty metal device locked onto his head. To his left was a small television, which began playing a video showing a frightening puppet that tells him that the device on his head is a "reverse beartrap", which is hooked into his jaws and will pry his face open with great force if he does not unlock it in time. The puppet tells David that the only key to unlock the device is in the stomach of his dead cellmate (Dean Francis).
Girl sometimes you're hungry, You want something to eat You don't want no little salad yes you want a lot of meat You don't want no pastrami, And no corned beef on rye Girl there's only one kind of sandwich that's really gonna satisfy chorus: Love sandwich Love sandwich, uh huh Love sandwich Love sandwich, uh huh This ain't the kind of snack That you get from your mommy Your mommy ain't never seen such a whole lot of salami Girl I'm gonna take you on a superfantastic trip Cuz, baby you haven't had nothing til you've had my miracle whip (chorus) Yeah you, and me, and Steve makes three And Dave has got the video, Dave has got the video Yeah you, and me, and Steve makes three And Dave has got the video, Dave has got the Yeah you, and Steve, and Bernie makes three And Fernando and Mr. Belvedere in the hot tub, yeah! Girl sometimes you're hungry, You want something to eat You don't want no little salad yes you want a lot of meat Let me tell you 'bout The funky love sandwich Me and Steve are the bread And you're the meat, bitch! (chorus) Love sandwich, uh huh uh huh uh huh (4x)