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TOM UTLEY: Don

The Daily Mail 11 Oct 2024
I've nothing against Ol' Blue Eyes, mind ... It's just that I find everything about My Way irritating ... No, give me music to cheer me up when I'm nearing death – a selection from Flanders and Swann's Bestiary, perhaps, or Percy French's comic songs ... .
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Mindset

The Times/The Sunday Times 28 Sep 2024
... DIANA (SPENCER); DIANE (ABBOTT) and ELVIS (COSTELLO); RHOD (GILBERT) and ED (SULLIVAN); LANCE (ARMSTRONG) and GLENN (MILLER); NED (FLANDERS) and GRAEME (SWANN).
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Michael White’s classical news: Flanders & Swann; Spitalfields Festival; Islington Choral Society; Thaxted Festival

Islington Tribune 04 Jul 2024
Michael Flanders and Donald Swann in 1966. YOU have to be of a certain age to remember Flanders & Swann ... (The Gas Man Cometh, The Gnu, The Slow Train) done by Flanders & Swann tribute acts.
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Appreciation: Comedian, actor, musician and painter Martin Mull mastered the art of always being right ...

The Los Angeles Times 30 Jun 2024
Like Steve Martin, his friend and junior by a few years, he was an accomplished instrumentalist; as a purveyor of witty comic songs he was in the tradition of Tom Lehrer and Flanders and Swann and a ...
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Michael White’s classical news: Paul Wee; Játékok; Labèque Sisters; Captain Noah and his Floating Zoo

Islington Tribune 13 Jun 2024
The Labèque Sisters play the Barbican ... Starts 10am ... • Back in 1970 the urbane Michael Flanders (cabaret partner of Donald Swann) teamed up with composer Joseph Horowitz to write a jazzy children’s cantata based on the story of the biblical Flood ... ....
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Tolkien irked that publishers made light of his elves

The Times/The Sunday Times 06 Jun 2024
Tolkien’s correspondence with Donald Swann, one half of the comedy duo Flanders and Swann, has shed light on the monumental care the author took in creating Middle-earth and constructing the various ...
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Michael White’s classical news: Emmanuel Despax; Angela Hewitt; Kirill Gerstein; Barber of Seville

Islington Tribune 30 May 2024
Emmanuel Despax is at WHB ... But it’s also London’s newest small-scale concert venue. intimate, compact but well-designed with unexpectedly good sound ... lso.co.uk ... On June 6 the emphasis is comedy, with sidesplitters from Tom Lehrer to Flanders & Swann.
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Why are the English embarrassed about St George's Day?

The Spectator 23 Apr 2024
The result is that 23 April is usually a day that passes most of us by. It’s a pity ... I wouldn’t give tuppence for all of the rest!’ Flanders and Swann were satirists and they knew that the English hug self-satire closer than anything ... To do so is mad ... .
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The genius of Flanders and Swann

The Spectator 28 Feb 2024
But it was only since buying the three-disc ‘Complete Flanders and Swann’ (containing ‘At the drop of a Hat’, ‘At the drop of Another Hat’ and ‘The Bestiary of Flanders & Swann’) at an Oxfam shop ...
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Fascinating Aïda review – caustic comments and filthiness 40 years on

The Guardian 15 Nov 2023
there was always something purposefully vintage about their Flanders and Swann-alike shtick, all lyrical wit – and satirical barbs – in evening wear and genteel harmonies ... Touring to 28 March ....
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The inside story of the world's most famous studio

RNZ 31 Aug 2023
Listen to the full conversation ... Lots of legendary comedy records; The Goons and Peter Sellers, Flanders and Swann and all these things were all made at Abbey Road, very often under the supervision of a chap called George Martin.” ... ....
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How to win MasterChef? Serve up some delicious soundbites... CHRISTOPHER STEVENS reviews last night's TV

The Daily Mail 03 Aug 2023
Rating.. Rating.. Eating people is wrong, as Michael Flanders and Donald Swann reminded us in their ditty about a reluctant cannibal. Few people under 50 remember those devilishly clever songsters in their tuxedos ... 'Baby deer,' she wailed ... .
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The Guardian view on closing train station ticket offices: the wrong route | Editorial

The Guardian 16 Jul 2023
The government and train companies should think again In 1963, as the cost-cutting axe fell on railway branch lines across the country, the popular songwriters Flanders and Swann mourned their loss in elegiac verse ... ....
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The Guardian view on closing train station ticket offices: the wrong route

The Observer 16 Jul 2023
In 1963, as the cost-cutting axe fell on railway branch lines across the country, the popular songwriters Flanders and Swann mourned their loss in elegiac verse ... This is a process which needs to be stopped in its tracks ... People being at the station.” ... .
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Politics? No thanks, we’re Conservatives | Brief letters

The Guardian 09 Jul 2023
Lord’s Prayer The TaxPayers’ Alliance’s claim that it does not reveal its donors because many people do not like to talk about or broadcast ...

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