Desperate Dan is a wild westcharacter in the British comic magazine The Dandy and has become their mascot. He made his appearance in the first issue which was dated 4December 1937. He is apparently the world's strongest man, able to lift a cow with one hand. The pillow of his (reinforced) bed is filled with building rubble and his beard is so tough he shaves with a blowtorch.
The character was created by Dudley D. Watkins, originally as an outlaw or ‘desperado’ (hence his name), but evolved into a more sympathetic type, using his strength to help the underdog. After Watkins’ death in 1969, the cartoons were drawn by many other artists, principally Ken H. Harrison, though the Watkins canon was often recycled. When the Dandy became digital-only in 2012, the Desperate Dan strips were drawn by David Parkins.
There is a statue of Dan in Dundee, Scotland, where his publishers, D. C. Thomson & Co. are based.
The big fat chud wobbled home one night, singing: 'Woah, Maccy Maccy' After twenty eight pints. Had a bit of trouble getting the key in the door, His belly dragged him downwards and his face hit the floor. Spilt curry down his shirt, soaked through to the vest, Pisses in his jeans as he tries to undress, Trousers round his ankles, he bangs into the door, Decides to have a piss in the cutlery drawer Then he starts to vomit on the telly by the wall, She must have been to Comet, Coz that cunt wasn't there before. He pukes and he pukes, but there's no stopping, New picture on the stairs, the old bag's been shopping. He spews and he spews then its time to relax, He props himself up on the edge of the bath. One last puke strains his whole body, Out of his arse plops a vindaloo jobby. Bile out the front end, bum-sick out the back, Vomit in the toilet, diarrhoea all over the bath. Then his buttock hits the hot tap and his chubby legs collapse, His jeans are round his ankles, The big fat bastard falls backwards into the bath His arms and legs are waving, they're flapping like fuck, But the shit's sealed him in, and the fat cunt's stuck. He flounders in the tub, but he's a perfect fit, Turds down his back, his front's borted in sick. He grabs at the taps to pull himself clear, But he hasn't got a clue about the trouble at the rear, He crawls into bed, covered in shite, And tries to cuddle up to his extremely fat and ugly wife. She hits him with a small brush He's landed on the floor, she says:
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Aiken Standard
10 Nov 2024
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10 Nov 2024