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The Atlantic
29 Apr 2024
This was the early 1960s , and the boy driving the car was Albert Einstein—yes, this really was his given name, years before he changed it to Albert Brooks ... One of Brooks ’s brothers, Bob Einstein, grew up to have a successful comedy career.
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The Pueblo Chieftain
06 Apr 2024
Yet, neither are we passive participants in the process ... We have intuition ... And in the scientific realm, author Bob Samples reports that Albert Einstein characterized the intuitive mind as a sacred gift, with the rational mind its faithful servant.
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The Observer
05 Apr 2024
For 25 years, Larry David has boldly, repeatedly gone where no one else would dare ... “I couldn’t even work out!”) ... HBO ... HBO ... A Seinfeld reunion in all but name, the highlight of which was a Bob Einstein joke about a woman who packs her vagina with offal ... .
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The Observer
28 Mar 2024
For the amount of time I spend on my phone, I don’t actually have that many memories of looking at my phone ... Some of them have done the rounds for a reason.1 ... Bob Einstein’s joke about moths. Bob Einstein is up there for me as one the best joke tellers.
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