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Regular segments included In Bed Tonight With James Scanlon.
A running joke at the beginning of the series was that Denton was the "work experience kid" filling in while they were waiting for the real star of the show to arrive, à la Waiting for Godot. In contrast to the Godot play, he finally does arrive, five minutes from the end of the final episode.
The show also featured some controversial live performances: Ignatius Jones, former lead singer of Jimmy And The Boys, performed live in a suit made entirely from cuts of meat, and Lubricated Goat performed live, stark naked.
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It always happens in coffee shops
And I'm always hungover when someone wants to talk
And don't get me wrong, I like talking when it's a
healthy back-and-forth exchange
But some people always wanna lecture me and try to make
me change
He says 'You are a mystery, aren't you'
And considering he hasn't shut up long enough for me to
string two words together
Yes that's me, Miss Mystery
And he's quiet for a time
And I think that might be a good sign
Til there's a glint in his eye and I realise he's just
making more sentences in his mind
And here it comes, and there's nothing I can do
I take a sip, I take a breath
He licks his lips and he's opening his mouth, and it's:
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah dog diggity blah
Like a steamtrain
Like an onslaught
Like a machine gun loaded with your opinions but it's
incoherent ammunition and your words aren't very
wounding weapons when they're inflicted on me
And I know you mean well
With your deep wells of advice
And your buckets of swelled self-righteousness
Hell, you're just trying to be nice
And you're nice, but you state your views like they are
facts of life
And I hate that, and I tell you
And I brace myself for the reply, it's gonna be:
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah dog diggity blah
He says, 'You never were much of a talker'
Well this isn't talking
This is being cornered
I'm being cornered by you
And I can't get away
From this table for two
in the corner of this bright corner café
And didn't we have this same conversation last week?
It's not that I don't like you - I just wish you
wouldn't speak:
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah dog diggity blah
I see he's made a list
Of pressing topics of discussion
Competing with the clanking coffee cup percussion
And I guess we'll start with number one
On the first A4 page
Past the setting of the sun
And the pouring of the lattes
And here it comes, it's coming and there's nothing
anyone can do
I take a sip
I grip the chair
He opens his big, wet slippery mouth:
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah