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Alanis Nadine Morissette (born June 1, 1974) is a Canadian-Americanalternative rock singer-songwriter, guitarist, record producer, and actress. Morissette began her career in Canada when she signed a two-album recording contract with MCA Records Canada where she released two commercially successful dance-pop albums, Alanis (1991) and Now Is the Time (1992). Following the release of the albums Morissette left MCA Records Canada and was introduced to manager Scott Welch. Morissette began working on new music, after moving from her hometown of Ottawa to Toronto, but did not make much progress until travelling to Los Angeles, where she met Glen Ballard.
Together the pair began creating what would become Jagged Little Pill, and by the spring of 1995, she had signed a deal with Maverick Records. Jagged Little Pill was a departure from Morissette's previous work and featured rock genres. Released in 1995 Jagged Little Pill was a huge success and sold more than 33 million units globally. Her following album, Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie, was released in 1998.
Under Rug Swept is the fifth studio album and third internationally released album by Canadian singer-songwriter Alanis Morissette. Released by Maverick Records in the United States on February 26, 2002 and in the United Kingdom a day earlier (see 2002 in music), it was the first album Morissette had written and produced all on her own. It debuted at number one on charts in 12 countries, including the United States and Canada, and produced the singles "Hands Clean" and "Precious Illusions". Sales, however, did not match those of Morissette's previous two studio albums.
Before recording of the album began, when she hadn't written songs or journal entries for nine months, Morissette went to Toronto not knowing whether she was going to write songs herself or with someone else. In the first week of her stay she had written seven songs alone, and she described the writing process as "really fast and accelerated". As on her previous albums, Morissette took a stream-of-consciousness approach to the songwriting. She wrote the music and lyrics at the same time, spending around twenty minutes or less on each song, and recorded the vocals during the writing process, in one or two takes. "I really wanted to make sure that I wrote in the studio so that, while I was writing, I could be singing it at the same time", she said. According to Morissette, she had a "little space station" with a keyboard, an acoustic, an electric, her journal and a microphone set up, and everything was recorded onto DAT. Morissette had not planned to produce an album on her own, saying "It was just a matter of when it would happen organically". She "kept things from becoming overwhelming" by refraining from cross-connecting her producing, songwriting and performing duties.
Ironic from the album “Jagged Little Pill” Jagged Little Pill (25th Anniversary Deluxe Edition) out now & includes the live acoustic performance from O2 Shepherd's Bush Empire in London 💕💕 https://rhino.lnk.to/jlp25 Such Pretty Forks in the Road out July 31st https://alanis.lnk.to/suchprettyforksintheroad 🎼 Listen to more Alanis here https://alanis.lnk.to/music 📺 Watch all the official Alanis videos here https://bit.ly/2NxGEBW 🔔 Subscribe to the channel: http://bit.ly/SubscribeToAlanis FOLLOW ALANIS 📡 Website https://alanis.com/ 🌎 Tour Dates https://alanis.com/events/ 💌 Join the Email List https://alanis.com/signup/ 🎭 Jagged Little Pill on Broadway https://jaggedlittlepill.com/ 📣 Facebook https://www.facebook.com/alanis 📸 Instagram https://www.instagram.com/alanis/ 📱 Twitter https...
Hand In My Pocket from the album “Jagged Little Pill” Jagged Little Pill (25th Anniversary Deluxe Edition) out now & includes the live acoustic performance from O2 Shepherd's Bush Empire in London 💕💕 https://rhino.lnk.to/jlp25 Such Pretty Forks in the Road out July 31st https://alanis.lnk.to/suchprettyforksintheroad 🎼 Listen to more Alanis here https://alanis.lnk.to/music 📺 Watch all the official Alanis videos here https://bit.ly/2NxGEBW 🔔 Subscribe to the channel: http://bit.ly/SubscribeToAlanis FOLLOW ALANIS 📡 Website https://alanis.com/ 🌎 Tour Dates https://alanis.com/events/ 💌 Join the Email List https://alanis.com/signup/ 🎭 Jagged Little Pill on Broadway https://jaggedlittlepill.com/ 📣 Facebook https://www.facebook.com/alanis 📸 Instagram https://www.instagram.com/alanis/ 📱 Tw...
Alanis Morissette - “Thank U" from the album ‘Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie’ Listen here: https://alanis.lnk.to/supposedformerinfatuationjunkie 🎼 Listen to more Alanis here https://alanis.lnk.to/music 📺 Watch all the official Alanis videos here https://bit.ly/2NxGEBW 🔔 Subscribe to the channel: http://bit.ly/SubscribeToAlanis FOLLOW ALANIS 📡 Website https://alanis.com/ 🌎 Tour Dates https://alanis.com/events/ 💌 Join the Email List https://alanis.com/signup/ 🎭 Jagged Little Pill on Broadway https://jaggedlittlepill.com/ 📣 Facebook https://www.facebook.com/alanis 📸 Instagram https://www.instagram.com/alanis/ 📱 Twitter https://twitter.com/alanis LYRICS How ‘bout getting off of these antibiotics How ‘bout stopping eating when I'm full up How ‘bout them transparent dangling carrots ...
Head Over Feet from the album “Jagged Little Pill” Jagged Little Pill (25th Anniversary Deluxe Edition) out now & includes the live acoustic performance from O2 Shepherd's Bush Empire in London 💕💕 https://rhino.lnk.to/jlp25 Such Pretty Forks in the Road out July 31st https://alanis.lnk.to/suchprettyforksintheroad 🎼 Listen to more Alanis here https://alanis.lnk.to/music 📺 Watch all the official Alanis videos here https://bit.ly/2NxGEBW 🔔 Subscribe to the channel: http://bit.ly/SubscribeToAlanis FOLLOW ALANIS 📡 Website https://alanis.com/ 🌎 Tour Dates https://alanis.com/events/ 💌 Join the Email List https://alanis.com/signup/ 🎭 Jagged Little Pill on Broadway https://jaggedlittlepill.com/ 📣 Facebook https://www.facebook.com/alanis 📸 Instagram https://www.instagram.com/alanis/ 📱 Twitt...
You Oughta Know from the album “Jagged Little Pill” Jagged Little Pill (25th Anniversary Deluxe Edition) out now & includes the live acoustic performance from O2 Shepherd's Bush Empire in London 💕💕 https://rhino.lnk.to/jlp25 Such Pretty Forks in the Road out July 31st https://alanis.lnk.to/suchprettyforksintheroad 🎼 Listen to more Alanis here https://alanis.lnk.to/music 📺 Watch all the official Alanis videos here https://bit.ly/2NxGEBW 🔔 Subscribe to the channel: http://bit.ly/SubscribeToAlanis FOLLOW ALANIS 📡 Website https://alanis.com/ 🌎 Tour Dates https://alanis.com/events/ 💌 Join the Email List https://alanis.com/signup/ 🎭 Jagged Little Pill on Broadway https://jaggedlittlepill.com/ 📣 Facebook https://www.facebook.com/alanis 📸 Instagram https://www.instagram.com/alanis/ 📱 Twit...
You Learn from the album “Jagged Little Pill” Jagged Little Pill (25th Anniversary Deluxe Edition) out now & includes the live acoustic performance from O2 Shepherd's Bush Empire in London 💕💕 https://rhino.lnk.to/jlp25 Such Pretty Forks in the Road out July 31st https://alanis.lnk.to/suchprettyforksintheroad 🎼 Listen to more Alanis here https://alanis.lnk.to/music 📺 Watch all the official Alanis videos here https://bit.ly/2NxGEBW 🔔 Subscribe to the channel: http://bit.ly/SubscribeToAlanis FOLLOW ALANIS 📡 Website https://alanis.com/ 🌎 Tour Dates https://alanis.com/events/ 💌 Join the Email List https://alanis.com/signup/ 🎭 Jagged Little Pill on Broadway https://jaggedlittlepill.com/ 📣 Facebook https://www.facebook.com/alanis 📸 Instagram https://www.instagram.com/alanis/ 📱 Twitter ht...
Alanis Morissette - “Hands Clean" from the album ‘Under Rug Swept’ Listen Here: https://alanis.lnk.to/underrugswept 🎼 Listen to more Alanis here https://alanis.lnk.to/music 📺 Watch all the official Alanis videos here https://bit.ly/2NxGEBW 🔔 Subscribe to the channel: http://bit.ly/SubscribeToAlanis FOLLOW ALANIS 📡 Website https://alanis.com/ 🌎 Tour Dates https://alanis.com/events/ 💌 Join the Email List https://alanis.com/signup/ 🎭 Jagged Little Pill on Broadway https://jaggedlittlepill.com/ 📣 Facebook https://www.facebook.com/alanis 📸 Instagram https://www.instagram.com/alanis/ 📱 Twitter https://twitter.com/alanis LYRICS If it weren't for your maturity none of this would have happened If you weren't so wise beyond your years I would've been able to control myself If it weren't for...
iHeartRadio's Josie Dye Chats live from the Billboard Canada Women in Music Red Carpet with some of the guests of honour and Award Recipients (0:30) Alanis Morisette (1:42) Jessie Reyez (4:06) Charlotte Cardin (6:44) Sophie Grégoire Trudeau (8:37) Jully Black (11:19) Fefe Dobson (13:37) LU KALA (15:20) Anjulie
Alanis Morissette - “Everything" from the album ‘So-Called Chaos’ Listen Here: https://alanis.lnk.to/socalledchaos 🎼 Listen to more Alanis here https://alanis.lnk.to/music 📺 Watch all the official Alanis videos here https://bit.ly/2NxGEBW 🔔 Subscribe to the channel: http://bit.ly/SubscribeToAlanis FOLLOW ALANIS 📡 Website https://alanis.com/ 🌎 Tour Dates https://alanis.com/events/ 💌 Join the Email List https://alanis.com/signup/ 🎭 Jagged Little Pill on Broadway https://jaggedlittlepill.com/ 📣 Facebook https://www.facebook.com/alanis 📸 Instagram https://www.instagram.com/alanis/ 📱 Twitter https://twitter.com/alanis LYRICS I can be an a**hole of the grandest kind I can withhold like it's going out of style I can be the moodiest baby and you've never met anyone Who is as negative as I...
Alanis Nadine Morissette (born June 1, 1974) is a Canadian-Americanalternative rock singer-songwriter, guitarist, record producer, and actress. Morissette began her career in Canada when she signed a two-album recording contract with MCA Records Canada where she released two commercially successful dance-pop albums, Alanis (1991) and Now Is the Time (1992). Following the release of the albums Morissette left MCA Records Canada and was introduced to manager Scott Welch. Morissette began working on new music, after moving from her hometown of Ottawa to Toronto, but did not make much progress until travelling to Los Angeles, where she met Glen Ballard.
Together the pair began creating what would become Jagged Little Pill, and by the spring of 1995, she had signed a deal with Maverick Records. Jagged Little Pill was a departure from Morissette's previous work and featured rock genres. Released in 1995 Jagged Little Pill was a huge success and sold more than 33 million units globally. Her following album, Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie, was released in 1998.
If it weren't for your maturity none of this would have
happened
If you weren't so wise beyond your years I would've
been able to control myself
If it weren't for my attention you wouldn't have been
successful and
If it weren't for me you would never have amounted to
very much
Ooh this could be messy
But you don't seem to mind
Ooh don't go telling everybody
And overlook this supposed crime
We'll fast forward to a few years later
And no one knows except the both of us
And I have honored your request for silence
And you've washed your hands clean of this
You're essentially an employee and I like you having to
depend on me
You're kind of my protg?and one day you'll say you
learned all you know from me
I know you depend on me like a young thing would to a
guardian
I know you sexualize me like a young thing would and I
think I like it
Ooh this could get messy
But you don't seem to mind
Ooh don't go telling everybody
And overlook this supposed crime
We'll fast forward to a few years later
And no one knows except the both of us
And I have honored your request for silence
And you've washed your hands clean of this
what part of our history's reinvented and under rug
swept?
what part of your memory is selective and tends to
forget?
what with this distance it seems so obvious?
Just make sure you don't tell on me especially to
members of your family
We best keep this to ourselves and not tell any members
of our inner posse
I wish I could tell the world cuz you're such a pretty
thing when you're done up properly
I might want to marry you one day if you watch that
weight and keep your firm body
Ooh this could be messy and
Ooh I don't seem to mind
Ooh don't go telling everybody
And overlook this supposed crime