Starting my tattoo sleeve tomorrow. Please send positive vibes so my migraines give me a break.

Thank you for all the positive vibes. Migraines were banished and I'm feeling like a snack

Angy

What a fond memory of our cadet years, @superiorsniper.

When will you finally tire of telling people that holonet tookas are me as a youngling

When we run out of videos of you as a youngling

Bigots are shocked to learn that they might be judged by their character and actions, rather than race and gender identity.

Joyous Wet Beast Wednesday to those who observe.

Favorite Follower Tag of the Week

This is why I worry about my brothers.

Always remember they're caged in with you, not you with them. Last resorts: give am the scomp

oc guy moodboard

Commander Fox owns an annotated copy of the reg manuals bc he likes to show people that no, he’s not breaking the law, see this hi lighted bit right here that called a loophole bitch.

Definitely a man who does this ☝️

😂🤣😛😀

This is Echo too and no one can change my mind.

I'll admit it. I'm always looking for them. Loopholes are backup plans in writing.

Smiles, everyone, smiles.

this is one of TWO great new tooth therapies i've been very interested in!

in one, they pack your cavities or cracked tooth or whatever with stem cells and then trigger those stem cells to become tooth cells and your tooth basically heals itself :D

in this one, they basically tell your genes, "hey, remember that bit of genetic code that caused your body to grow a whole new set of teeth when you were like 8 years old? Yeah, run that code again right here" or, more accurately, what they really do is tell your body to temporarily stop running the extra bit of code that prevents you continuously growing new teeth like a shark.

anyway, can you imagine? Right now if you lose an adult tooth, in order to replace it they have to drill into your skull bones and screw in a fake one. In ten years you might be able to just... grow a new one! the future of dentistry is about to be so cool!

“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do 

Make her shorter if you must

Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward 

Take your male alien bodytype, make her like 4 feet taller, give her an extra set of arms and sharper teeth, and as muscular as shit.

Boom.

Door 1

Seems like a lot of you are seeing family for a buffet holiday and have a range of feelings about it. In case you don't have family or they don't love you like you deserve, know that @cybernetic-side-eye and I are here for you.

Yes, I am available to growl at your terrible relatives and stare them down.

I need to book you for the first Christmas day pls

Okay my friends I need help. Last holiday season one of the amazing artists here on Tumbler created some amazing Bad Batch Krumpus/holiday pictures. Does anyone know who that may have been or even remember it? I am dying to see the again.

That would be @cloned-eyes, one of my favorite artists!

Go back in their archive for last December and bring a bib. You'll be drooling at not only the Krampus Batchers, but all the other holiday clones that nearly gave us all heart attacks last year. 🤤

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.