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ALT[ID: Nine screencaps from Taskmaster. The studio screen shows an enema kit. Rosie Jones says, "Just imagine doing that. Or imagine me doing that." Greg Davies asks, "What am I imagining? You doing it to me, or you doing it in front of me?" Rosie says, "Dream scenario... we'd be doing it together." Greg wearily removes his glasses. He rubs his eyes as Alex Horne says, "Erm, it sounds weird, but I'd like to be there, too." End ID.]
me and the bad bitch i pulled by hiring him to dom me professionally for my bizarro comedy tv show
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ALT[ID: Two screencaps from Taskmaster. Greg Davies says menacingly to the camera, "I am drunk on testosterone and out of my mind on cake." End ID.]
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ALT[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. Andy Zaltzman reads from a piece of paper, "Create, handle and voice the most charismatic new children's television puppet sidekick for Alex." Later, outdoors, a bemused Alex Horne wears a colourful sweater while sitting next to Andy. Andy is wearing a rubber pigeon mask, red velvet cloak, long white wig, black top hat, and furry brown gloves with claws. Andy says, "Hello, children, I am Pigeor, the merciless one, from my beak of bleakness flows a bitter cascade of eternal despair." End ID.]
the fucked up thing about the taskmaster dynamic is that they didn’t have to do all that 😭 like it could’ve been normal. but alex always makes it weirdly sexual…… the genuine moments where he pushes it and greg is shocked and then has to ‘yes and’ the joke. alright mr. “there’s a lot of sexual fiction about us” you don’t have to sound quite so proud
When Greg was a guest on Alex’s The Horne Section podcast Alex did a full musical performance of a smutty fic about them and Greg was waaay more icked out by it than Alex was. So I think it’s obvious who the biggest shipper is.
