Season 8 of Seinfeld aired from September 19, 1996 to May 15, 1997.
Episodes[]
| # | Title | Directed By Written By |
Air Date | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 135 |  |
"The Foundation" | Andy Ackerman Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer |
September 19, 1996 |
| While George would rather forget about his fiancée Susan's tragic demise, Susan's parents want to keep her memory alive by creating a foundation. Jerry reunites with Dolores (aka Mulva) from The Junior Mint. J. Peterman has a nervous breakdown and leaves Elaine in charge. And Kramer becomes a martial arts expert. | ||||
| 136 |  |
"The Soul Mate" | Andy Ackerman Peter Mehlman |
September 26, 1996 |
| Kramer falls for Jerry's girlfriend and goes to Newman for advice. Elaine tells her friends she does not want a baby after her woman friends convince her to. George thinks the foundation lawyer assumes that he killed Susan. | ||||
| 137 |  |
"The Bizarro Jerry" | Andy Ackerman David Mandel |
October 3, 1996 |
| Elaine sets Jerry up on a date with a woman who has "man hands". George uses a picture of Jerry's date to get in an exclusive part of town. Kramer uses a bathroom in an office building and begins working there. | ||||
| 138 |  |
"The Little Kicks" | Andy Ackerman Spike Feresten |
October 10, 1996 |
| Jerry and Kramer go to the movies with a friend who makes bootleg tapes. Elaine holds a party for her co-workers where she loses respect when they see her dance. | ||||
| 139 |  |
"The Package" | Andy Ackerman Jennifer Crittenden |
October 17, 1996 |
| George finds out that the woman at a photo store is looking at his pictures. Jerry refuses delivery of a package with no return address. Elaine tries to retrieve her medical records when she begins having problems with her doctor due to her attitude. | ||||
| 140 |  |
"The Fatigues" | Andy Ackerman Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin |
October 31, 1996 |
| Jerry is interested when he learns that his girlfriend has a mentor. George prepares to give a speech on risk management. Elaine prepares to fire a co-worker but instead promotes him when she approaches him. | ||||
| 141 |  |
"The Checks" | Andy Ackerman Steve O'Donnell & Tom Gammill & Max Pross |
November 7, 1996 |
| Elaine learns her new boyfriend has some obsessive behaviors. Jerry keeps receiving checks from a guest appearance on Japanese television. Kramer warns George that his carpet cleaners are part of a religious cult. | ||||
| 142 |  |
"The Chicken Roaster" | Andy Ackerman Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer |
November 14, 1996 |
| A Kenny Rogers Chicken restaurant opens across from Jerry's apartment with very bright neon lights. Kramer cannot sleep because of the light and seeks solace at Jerry's where he becomes addicted to the chicken by Newman. Elaine begins using the J. Peterman expense account. George tries to score a second date with a saleswoman by leaving a large hat at her house | ||||
| 143 |  |
"The Abstinence" | Andy Ackerman David Mandel |
November 21, 1996 |
| George's girlfriend has infectious mononucleosis and that they will not be able to have sex for at least 6 weeks. Jerry agrees to make an appearance at his former junior high's career day. Elaine meets a doctor who does not have a license yet. Kramer smokes in the coffee shop and is asked to leave. | ||||
| 144 |  |
"The Andrea Doria" | Andy Ackerman Spike Feresten |
December 19, 1996 |
| Jerry takes Kramer to his self storage space where they learn Newman has been hoarding mail. George becomes excited about a new apartment he is about to move into. Elaine is set up on a blind date who has a hard time breaking up with people. | ||||
| 145 |  |
"The Little Jerry" | Andy Ackerman Jennifer Crittenden |
January 9, 1997 |
| Kramer gets a pet rooster he names "Little Jerry". George visits a woman's prison where he does not see what he had expected. Elaine discovers her boyfriend once had a full head of hair and convinces him to grow it back. A store owner exposes Jerry's bad check currently on display which raises much discussion. | ||||
| 146 |  |
"The Money" | Andy Ackerman Peter Mehlman |
January 16, 1997 |
| Jerry's parents sell their Cadillac to a neighbor in order to give Jerry some money. Jerry quickly buys back the car but remains stuck in Florida when he does not have money to return home. George's parents announce they are moving to Florida which the Seinfelds object to. Elaine returns to her old position at work. | ||||
| 147 |  |
"The Comeback" | David Owen Trainor Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin |
January 30, 1997 |
| George has trouble thinking of a retort to one of his co-workers. Jerry buys a tennis racket believed to be used by a pro. Elaine and Kramer discuss employee picks at the video store. Kramer creates a living will. | ||||
| 148 |  |
"The Van Buren Boys" | Andy Ackerman Darin Henry |
February 6, 1997 |
| Everyone seems to have a problem with Jerry's new girlfriend who he sees as "perfect". George interviews students for the foundation's first academic scholarship. Elaine is asked to ghostwrite the autobiography of J. Peterman. Kramer has a run-in with infamous "Van Buren boys". | ||||
| 149 |  |
"The Susie" | Andy Ackerman David Mandel |
February 13, 1997 |
| Elaine creates an alter ego named "Susie" who co-workers believe is actually real. Jerry's friend who once considered him a "phony" becomes a bookie. George avoids his girlfriend by screening his phone calls. | ||||
| 150 |  |
"The Pothole" | Andy Ackerman Steve O'Donnell & Dan O'Keefe |
February 20, 1997 |
| Kramer adopts a piece of a highway after he complains about a very large pothole. Jerry's girlfriend uses a toothbrush that was once dropped in the toilet. George brags about a new key ring given to him by George Steinbrenner. | ||||
| 151 |  |
"The English Patient" | Andy Ackerman Steve Koren |
March 13, 1997 |
| Elaine hates a movie that everyone else seems to love. Jerry is challenged by one of his father's neighbors to a series physical challenges leading the old man to the hospital. A woman mistakes George for her boyfriend. | ||||
| 152 |  |
"The Nap" | Andy Ackerman Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin |
April 10, 1997 |
| George creates a desk he can sleep in at work after having trouble sleeping. Jerry has his kitchen remodeled. Elaine's boyfriend worries about her back and buys her a mattress. Kramer begins swimming in the East River after becoming restricted at a community pool. | ||||
| 153 |  |
"The Yada Yada" | Andy Ackerman Peter Mehlman & Jill Franklyn |
April 24, 1997 |
| George's girlfriend uses a particular phrase constantly. Jerry isn't big on his dentist's joke on being Jewish. | ||||
| 154 |  |
"The Millennium" | Andy Ackerman Jennifer Crittenden |
May 1, 1997 |
| Kramer makes plans for New Year's 2000 and wonders what the future may be like. Elaine gets bad service at a store and begins shopping at a similar store. Jerry learns he is on his girlfriend's speed dial. | ||||
| 155 |  |
"The Muffin Tops" | Andy Ackerman Spike Feresten |
May 8, 1997 |
| Elaine tells Kramer that stories he sold to Peterman were published in his autobiography. Kramer then decides to create a "Peterman Reality Tour". Jerry starts shaving his chest hair for his new girlfriend. George pretends to be a tourist in order to go out with a woman. | ||||
| 156 |  |
"The Summer of George" | Andy Ackerman Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer |
May 15, 1997 |
| George decides to take the summer off when he learns he can receive severance pay. Jerry and Kramer attend the Tony awards where Jerry brings a date who fears has a boyfriend at home. Kramer fills seats at the awards and pretends to accept an award with a cast ensemble. | ||||